here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
Come on, we are better than that. But if your mom were to accidentally hit that alarm, I would not object.
I hope the Ohio mom staying in our hotel doesn't pull the fire alarm at 3 AM. I gotta be fresh for the game.
Nothing wrong with posting this but just a reminder people stay classy this is Michigan fergodsakes
May or may not have an elaborate plan utilizing 5 cars with panic buttons cycling all night in the works.
I will go out there (it will only take me about 15 minutes to drive there) and park the Impala out there, get a room, and set off the Panic mode on my car every twenty minutes or so. I myself will be a POS for the game, but I like where this is going overall....
If I were them I would not be wearing those Ohio hats in public...
Release the bomb-sniffing hounds.
One of the Ohio players' moms is staying in our hotel. She struck up a converesation with my husband and kids. Appaently she saw our apparel and said, "Oh, Michigan fans!!" It must be her first game.
Well what does she expect. Welcome to Michigan, and welcome to smash mouth football
Bomb sniffing dogs? Who would ever stoop so low as to bomb-sniff football players? Get real - there is no way any self respecting program would ever stoop so low as to do something that ridiculous and so transparently silly.
Oh wait. Nevermind.
"I don't want to get anyone in trouble, but I'm pretty sure I smelled Marijuana smoke coming from multiple rooms in your hotel. You might want to call the police to wake everyone up at 2 Am and do a humiliating bag check, just in case."
Don't forget the cavity search.
I never do.
A few years ago I was driving north on US-23 when I passed the OSU team buses on their way to East Lansing to play Sparty. My buddy was in the car with me and said he could see the TVs in one of the buses and that the OSU players were watching "Dumb and Dumber."
I thought, "That's goddamn perfect."
I definitely smell marijuana too.
Ann Arbor Marriott Ypsilanti at Eagle Crest
1275 S Huron Street, Ypsilanti, Michigan 48197
(734) 487-2000 (800) 606-7044
Say you saw them buy it at the drug house on Tyler Road near Emerick (about 1/2 mile away). The questioning alone should take them to 10 AM.
1. Stop posting
2. Get in the Impala
remember when Tressel had Carr and the team searched getting off the busses at Ohio Stadium? . . . .GO BLUE!
I'm sure they backed off in 2006 because of Bo's death.
they re-sodded the field on Monday prior to the game in 2006 and kept the grass uncut to slow us down.
No offense, but your mom is misguided in that thought. What she SHOULD do is pull it at 1, 3, and 5 in the morning, so that their sleep is continually interrupted instead of just the once.
Fuck OSU, but we are better than that. The buckeyes are bush league - we are not.
Holy crap, shut up.
This thread is embarrassing and RCMB level
They are staying at a hotel that is affiliated with EMU and it's on EMU's golf course. Glad they are staying away from Ann Arbor.
They know better than to stay in Ann arbor.... It'd be asking to be killed...
If anyone was to pull the fire alarm I would not be upset. I actually would sleep better knowing they are not sleeping very well.
Someone needs to set up in the parking lot with a sign, "TATTOO ARTIST LOOKING FOR FOOTBALL TICKETS"
That parking lot probably looks like a Dodge dealership....allegedly
(MGoBloggers standing outside the Marriott in Ypsi at 3am)
Well, here's a potential issue at said Marriott...couldn't happen to a nicer group of people.
Ypsilanti Marriott at Eagle Crest
1275 S Huron St
Ypsilanti, MI 48197-7020
Found 1 report:
Anonymous on 09/28/2010
There were bed bugs in the room. They moved me to another room. I further found out that they were continuing to rent the room even though the bugs were not gone.
I feel for the bedbugs. They got there first and nobody asked them how they felt about sleeping with unsanitary pests.
I am working for ABC, when I checked in the cheerleaders were checking in. the staff of the hotel is wearing ohio hats. I asked the girl at the desk if they were forced to wear the hats? She said yes and she was not happy. If some one pulls the fire alarm, it will be ok. I will not be sleeping any way I am so pumped for this game!! Beat ohio!
I used to have Braxton Millers phone number, I tried ... or one of my friends tried calling it. It is no longer his phone number, which is good for him. That could have been a lot of fun.
I'd not be upset about an accidental fire alarm pull or car alarm going off.
Someone needs to test out those fire alarms for the sake of the TSIO players! It would be wrong not to!
LSAClassOf2000 this is bravo nuclear denard potatoes, over. Do you have eyes on the target?
I am positioned near the buses.....ready to create parking lot chaos as soon as I finish the last Boddington's Ale (that, and I can't f-ing sleep).
It's time to make plays.
Did they make the hotel staff wear sweatervests too?
All of this is to funny.
I expect a damn video or picture of said actions or they didnt happen. That, and it would also make me laugh
would be a great time for the airhorn in the parking lot.
Alarms? Carhorns? Woman giving birth in elevator?
I got a room next to the players and performed the marital act with my wife.
That probably kept them up for a couple hours....or about five minutes.
That's not true, I just said it because it's funny.