OSU HOF ARRESTED
Jim Stillwagon a osu hall of famer was arrested. Looks like he was riding his motorcycle when a truckdriver cut him off, he then opened fire on the truckdriver.
October 1st, 2012 at 8:28 PM ^
over a fourteen mile chase, then got out of his car, tried to pistol whip the guy when the gun fired and grazed the guys head and is currently only charged with felonious assault? He was a couple inches from killing a guy with a handgun, misfire or not.
October 1st, 2012 at 8:28 PM ^
/s
October 1st, 2012 at 8:46 PM ^
but I think I set the record for using the term "guy" most times in one post. Too much viewing of "Not Without My Anus" with Terrence, Phillip and Saddam Hussein saying "guy" every few seconds, I guess.
October 1st, 2012 at 10:05 PM ^
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Now I have the record.
October 1st, 2012 at 10:18 PM ^
You got me, THE INCREDIBLE HOKE. MGoHOF material.
October 2nd, 2012 at 10:48 AM ^
Guy (rhymes with nasally 'high') a la wiseguy.
Or French-Canadian Guy ('ghee' as in Guy LaFleur)?
October 1st, 2012 at 10:21 PM ^
Nice...that actually made me lol. If I had the points to upvote this I would. sadly, I do not
October 1st, 2012 at 10:23 PM ^
The truck driver was an OSU graduate he did not want to press charges.
October 2nd, 2012 at 9:04 AM ^
I guess that tsio "truckin school" is tops in the country! Maybe Ufer wasn't kidding when he said there were "74,000 truckers in the horseshoe" ... hahaha
Go Blue!
October 1st, 2012 at 8:32 PM ^
October 1st, 2012 at 11:25 PM ^
You think this is unbelievable? I'm going out on a limb and guessing you don't live in Central Ohio. AmIrite?
October 1st, 2012 at 8:32 PM ^
Stillwagon was drafted by the Green Bay Packers but opted for a career in the CFL.
But really this is kind of tragic for somebody whose life must have, at some point, seemed full of promise.
October 2nd, 2012 at 3:30 PM ^
Pursuing a career in the CFL was probably a good choice. He was only 6' 0" and 240 pounds (still bigger than Henry Hill who was 5' 11" and 220). Green Bay wanted him as a LB because he was so small. In the CFL he was All CFL several times.
October 1st, 2012 at 8:37 PM ^
Good lord.
Also, the little sign in front of his face is very confusing. Apparently the people in that area hate Ohio so much they thought they'd name their city after a different state?
October 1st, 2012 at 11:45 PM ^
October 1st, 2012 at 11:46 PM ^
Thanks for ruining my joke.
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:15 AM ^
everything you post is funny with that avatar.
October 1st, 2012 at 8:46 PM ^
Thank God it wasn't Maurice Clarett.
Ak-47s are much more accurate.
~Herm
October 1st, 2012 at 8:47 PM ^
If he was on a motorcycle the guy in the truck could have squashed him like a bug. I ride and I'm always worried about texters and they aren't trying to kill me.
Secondly, he's fortunate the guy in the truck wasn't carrying and a better shot than him. It is a pickup truck and all.
The guy dodged Darwin 2X
October 1st, 2012 at 8:52 PM ^
Delaware County is only a few short miles north of the 270 outerbelt that encircles Columbus. I feel vulnerable.
October 1st, 2012 at 8:59 PM ^
As I understand it, Stillwagon either passed too close to the truck or did something to upset the other driver. The other guy began tailgating Stillwagon - which is much more dangerous for a motorcyclist than in a car - and tried to run him off the road, which is when Stillwagon opened fire. I'm not sure how they wound up at the gas station.
October 1st, 2012 at 11:28 PM ^
Stillwagon ran out of ammo and needed to reload.
October 1st, 2012 at 9:03 PM ^
After reading the thread title I was expecting that the entire Ohio HOF got arrested. That would be atrocious(ly) (hilarious).
October 1st, 2012 at 9:20 PM ^
ODD THREAD TITLE.
October 1st, 2012 at 9:49 PM ^
October 1st, 2012 at 11:26 PM ^
It's "That's no way for Stillwagon to treat a fellow alumnist."
October 1st, 2012 at 9:47 PM ^
October 2nd, 2012 at 7:00 AM ^
I thought this exact same thing and lo, it had come to pass. Seriously, though, Schlichter is the first name that comes to mind when it comes to the depressing lives of former OSU players-- which, come to think of it, would make a really good book.
October 1st, 2012 at 10:18 PM ^
I wonder if the truck had Michigan plates.
October 1st, 2012 at 10:32 PM ^
Bob Ufer is laughing his ass off right now... "10,000 alumni and 74,000 truck drivers." Ha!
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:47 AM ^
the law of threes means that a Notre Dame guy is next. Lou Holtshs? Tom "Creepy Eyes" Hammond? Ron Powlus? Or was it already Rudy the scammer?
October 2nd, 2012 at 12:50 PM ^
All you dad's out there, keep close tabs on your kids.
October 2nd, 2012 at 1:46 AM ^
I just took a time machine a few months into the future and got his trial transcript:
Stillwagon: "Your Honor, the light reflected off of the championship ring I got playing for Woody, and it temporarily blinded me. In the confusion, my custom hunting handgun accidentally discharged."
Judge: "Case dismissed."
October 2nd, 2012 at 8:24 AM ^
This is simply amazing...I had no idea AOL still existed!
October 2nd, 2012 at 9:00 AM ^
are you logging in with your blackberry?
October 2nd, 2012 at 9:30 AM ^
How else to explain a 63 year old guy riding around on his cycle trying to gun down a trucker who pissed him off?
October 2nd, 2012 at 11:35 AM ^
Prior to pulling out his piece, Jim cooly threatened "I'm gunnah dot yer eye! "