OSU fan in coma responds to "do you like Michigan?"
...I'd hate for him to get kicked out of the hospital:
“He always makes a face when we mention Michigan,” she said. “We’re pretty sure he’s in there.”
Challenges remain. The Dispatch reported that Lawrence’s treatment is being paid for by health insurance, which demands a week-by-week improvement in his condition if he is to continue to be treated at Dodd Hall. The family told the newspaper that the idea of having to leave the hospital was “terrifying”.
Article misquoted what was asked. The question was "do you like our chances to beat Michigan this year?"
Story checks out.
Dude
I mean... he's NOT wrong, though.
There are times when this type of humor is just fine ("Buckeye fan = Brain Damaged). I just don't think this is one of them.
I hope this guy makes a complete recovery and I am actually very happy that we were a catalyst for bringing him back to life.
Now, let's go crush some Buckeye nuts in November.
I'm okay with this too.
The guy is not dead, even though previous doctors said he should be. I'd say humor is entirely warranted.
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MH, haven't seen you around in a while, welcome back, and hope all is well.
Seconded
Thirdeded.
fourthded...fourded...quaded...
Yeah, me too.
how's the promotion working out?
Life has gotten way too busy lately. Some good stuff, some bad, but nothing tragic. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
The promotion is a massive PITA, but they're finally giving me another FTE and some money to hire contractors, so things should quiet down soon. Giving me more time to fuck around on the clock. Which is my primary goal in life.
just get everything squared away by the start of the season. The board is a better place with you on it offending all those born without a sense of humor.
Just like your wife
Just like your wife
Just like your wife
Just like your wife
Just like your wife
Just like your wife
Just like your wife
Challenges remain. The Dispatch reported that Lawrence’s treatment is being paid for by health insurance, which demands a week-by-week improvement in his condition if he is to continue to be treated at Dodd Hall. The family told the newspaper that the idea of having to leave the hospital was “terrifying”.
Well, I am of two minds on this -
Hopefully, this guy makes as full a recovery as is possible.
Hopefully, he continues to dislike Michigan - we'll need that dislike to fuel any future wins against OSU.
RIght. I want him to come out of coma as soon as possible, completely recover and watch us throttle his favorite semi-pro football team. I'll order Urban's post-game pizza dinner in Lawrence's name if this happens.
Are we sure he's in a coma?
He can stand, shit, and color...
I think he's pretty advanced for a buckeye
But can he shit in a cooler?
Here's hoping he pulls through.
I hope he makes a great recovery, and is able to witness a five decade period of Wolverine dominance in football and all other major sports (and the minor ones), but is otherwise happy.
....that could send him back into a coma.
Extra incentive.
keep fighting, Zach!
keep fighting, Zach!
The idea that the hatred a Buckeye feels for Michigan could prove to an insurance company that he's improving makes me smile. Good luck and get better, Buckeye fan.
It makes me sick. OSU sucks Zach!!!!
get better...
Hoping he pulls through. If hearing "Michigan" helps in his recovery, play Hail to the Victors!!
Guy can still be the "I" when they spell out ohio.
Love that sense of humor
Even in some other realm of consciousness, their fans still cant escape their hateful obsession with you guys. Dudes probably a successful pirate in the Caribbean back in the 1700s on a luxurious British ship with dozens of beautiful women and multiple treasure chests of gold at the foot of his bed. Hail to the Victors and the Howard Goodbye-Hello-Heisman clip a couple dozen times a day out to bring that son of a bitch back to reality. Sorry, hope he pulls through also.
Do they have fresh coolers on hand for this guy?
Don't care if he hates Michigan or not, hope he pulls through. Wouldn't wish this on anyone. Well, maybe Paterno (if he were alive) & Sandusky because fuck them.
...and their delusional, pedophile-enabling, fanbase.
Get him to a game.
Edit: Get him to The Game.
We are the hated and despised ones. It's good this Buckeye Fan has the rivalry in mind as he gets better.
Must want to see "The Game" again live and in person. My good 'ole friend Orlas King who is in Buckeye Heaven, the "Neutron Man," the originator of the "Neutron Dance...who even really dotted the "I," would say to me, to paraphrase - "you Wolverines think you're all that, high and mighty ... you had to steal Bo, corrupt him and brainwash him - we Buckeyes are true football in the Midwest and US, that school of yours up north of us - you - Wolverines are Vermin." Lived in Reynoldsburg, Parma and Mason, Ohio - The Buckeyes - all Ohioans really, truly hate us! Get well Zach, you're a true Buckeye and hope you're at The Game, but I won't sell you my ticket - no Red in the stadium on that day!
that he can witness THIS YEAR'S upset thrashing of the Buckeyes. Of course, he only has to regain half of his abilities to reach the OSU medium.
Seriously, good luck, guy.