to play football, not to play trumpet
Do we need a whole thread for this?
We really need 4!
I think 24 threads might be overkill.
I think you are missing the point of a POSBANG thread.
... that the point is to take a topic that is at least of moderate interest to the mindless masses and make a posbang thread out of it to quickly generate mgopoints.
There were 42 threads in the span of 3 days hugging the nuts of state for their football team.
So I think this is okay.
So let's make up for it by bashing nuts!
Making peanut butter out of peanuts.
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!!!1!!
leave it to Dustinlo to turn the first post of a posbang thread into a negbang.
Who invited Debbie Downer to the PosBang?
We can still posbang for U-M being at the top of the B1G btw
? curious I'm from Marcellus
Actually I took the name "Decatur" from a clans post MVictors did a while back.
To beat Iowa!
Maybe save the posbang threads for when Michigan beats Ohio.
At this rate ohio may be in a dogfight against Macomb Community College.
Ohio might be able to score on Concordia.
Ohio might be able to score in East Lansing. Wait a minute. Who am I kidding. Ohio could definitely score in East Lansing, if you know what I mean.
As long as Ohio's literate, Lansing women will be impressed enough to put out. If only Ohio was literate.
I know someone on 12 mile high's team. Probably playing better than Shannon Scott at this moment.
Clearly we're talking about basketball, not football. On a happier note, that's a great avatar you've got there!
"I'm all in with Thad Matta, man." -Urban Meyer
THAD MATTA 4 STRAIGHT LOSSES
That mediocre teams with weak OOC schedules get highly ranked and then pounded in conference.
Ess Eee...er, Bee One Gee!
Yes it feels good when the conference isn't perceived as a punching bag and is in fact one of if not the best conference in basketball.
I was reluctant to jump on this 2014 thing, but...
This is the best dog clip I've seen.
Is that Doge?
I can't tell if it's a shibe or not.
Once you start the 2014 thing...
They husked 'em.
There can never be enough Ohio losses, no matter the sport !!!!
Why is Ohio State even considered a tournament team? Exactly 0 wins over projected tournament teams this year.
pos-bang me to oblivion...
Fandom would be boring if you couldn't make fun of your rivals.
is down to MSU, Michigan, Iowa, and Wisconsin
yep, and we just beat one on the road (and no have a 2 game lead on them), If we beat Iowa Wed, we'll have a 2 game lead on them.
Way too early to say that.
looks like he's trying to take a poop
So that's what he does to get his nose bigger and brighter than Rudolph's !
I can't wait until I can pay Aaron Craft.......................................for the pizza he's gonna deliver me.
Gonna have to wait a bit for that pie my friend. I think Craft has about......hmmm.....8 or 9 years of eligibility left before he's done playing for the Buckeyes.
He's gonna be the first non-Purdue 17th year Redshirt Senior.
Granville Waiters like 50 when he left Ohio State?
But that will be the most hard-fought, hustle, determined, effort, 110% delivered pizza of all time.
Is a great reason for a posbang!
NIT NIT NIT NIT
Even better is I will be in attendance. GO BLUE!!!!!!
That's my birthday. That'd make a fine present.
I'll be following the game via MGoBlog/Twitter from the KOL concert at the palace. Sucks they fell on the same night.
Helluva way for UNL to get their first B1G win in their fancy new digs -- way to go!
Bang me 'til I'm knackered
The best things in life really are free. Thanks Cornhuskers!!!!!
Lovin' me some smoked hairless nuts!
I'm here for the pos bang.
I just hope Karma Karma Karma-Khameleon doesn't bite us in the ass down the road. But shit, why not celebrate a 4 game losing streak with some POS-itivity!
But no matter they beat OSU wooooooooo
Are starting to talk about not making the tournament. HALOL
Payne may be out for 2 more weeks, ESPN reports.
We stand an decent chance to beat Ohio in Columbus this year, excellent. I wonder if JB deploys the 1-3-1 zone against OSU quite a bit, considering they don't appear to be able to shoot worth a damn.
Hopefully it screws up their chemistry. From what I've read about PF, you've either got to deal with the pain or stay off your feet for months. He'll be out there for the Michigan game. I don't like seeing a zone on another team's home court. I don't have OSU's stats in front of me, but most teams tend to tear up a zone at home.
It's pretty cool. I fully expect Michigan to beat them in Columbus this year. That team is not good.
for the POSBANG.
My guess is that Ohio gets their shit back together, sort of, and keeps this from becoming a raging tire fire of a season. But, top tranche of the B10 they are absolutely not.
If they continue the downward spiral, they could be looking at the NIT. I love it.
Why stop there? There's 12 games to go. If they lose all they won't make the requisite .500.
If they end up in the NIT, those will be some sad buckaroos
4 game Losing streak for Ohio is always a good reason for a POSBANG. So bang away.
That being said, I'd save the trash talk until AFTER we play Ohio. Let's not forget that our offense if carrying our team, and our defense is, frankly, a shadow of what it should be. We could have easily lost to Nebraska ourselves had we not shot as well as we did, and the ref's completely ignored Waltons charge. I know obvious statement is obvious, but it's obvious for a reason... Once we start winning games in absolute dominating fashion on both ends of the court, then I will be all for a little smack talk.
1) It's college basketball. Very few teams win in "absolute dominating fashion."
2) That wasn't a charge.
This is no time for logic or negativity! This is a POSBANG!
2014 is like the gift that keeps on giving... Can't wait to see what is next!
I will say, Ohio State should realize that it doesn't take many more of those sorts of games - in a competitive conference - to make your season go, well, you know....
2014...please don't wake me. To borrow a line from Nik after his epic 3 point dagger, "I want this"!!
I cannot express it enough, how much I love Chipotle.
Are we little Bro now?
You guys dancing around like fools about another team loosing? What does that sound like?
Being a sports fan.
I don't know what this "loosing" is you speak of. But I think you should losen up!
We've always done that...
"Are we little Bro now?"
Looking through this thread, I get the sense that some people are getting banged and not banging back. That's just selfish. A pos bang is not optional.
+1 for you!
And with that you've now cracked 1000! Congrats, sir!
hes only been here for 19 days. i... have no exucse
And remember boys and girls, never pos bang without a rubber.
I don't even know how to up vote. Don't see a button on my mobile device. n00b alert I know but that is why it seems the banging is not reciprocated
You don't have enough points to upvote. With your lack of experience, I'm not sure we really want you doing the banging anyways.
BEAT IOWA FRICK MSU!!!!!!
I hate them
Buck the Fuckeyes! And deHeat the Fawkeyes!
Yes we do. And yes we will WE WORK
Any excuse to drop this gif;
Listen everyone we're being too hard on Ohio. Not everyone goes into Lincoln and comes away with the W.
Weren't we like an inch from losing there?
We won by at least half-court.
Is 9-9 enough? Their best OOC win, by RPI, is against North Dakota St. They played one OOC road game, at Marquette, who is not in the RPI top 100. They might have to get to 10-8, especially since their schedule only includes one game each against us and Wisconsin.
Let's do a hypothetical look at their schedule. Assume they beat Illinois, Penn State, Purdue, Northwestern, and Minnesota at home, plus Penn State on the road. That gets them to 8 wins in conference. The others are Michigan and MSU at home, and Wisconsin, Iowa, Illinois, and Indiana on the road. Do you see them getting to 10 conference wins?
I think Ohio just became a bubble team.
9-9 in the BIG is enough. Yes it's not about conference affiliation but most if not all BIG teams are sub-100 in RPI or close to it. If they finish 9-9 then they should make the Tournament. Whether they meet that threshold though is debatable.
Bang bang bang pos pos pos POS
They absolutely tank and lose 10 game, OSU will make the tournament just on reputation alone I thinks
Eleven Warriors is fairly funny right now. There is this one guy who is convinced Ohio will turn it around and in the process, defeat both MSU and Michigan.
Can't wait to see what Nik and Friends do to the eminetly face punchable Aaron Craft
We've always made fun of Ohio. You don't seriously think that Michigan fans held back in the 90s because it was disrespectful to pour on Cooper's losses?
Craftfish: Thinking you have a point guard when really he's just benefitted from having better players around him for years.
Has OSU even won a game yet in 2014?
Edit: just checked stats, they won their first game of 2014 against Neb. Oh well. Still has the making of a great year. Bring on corn!!!!
Somebody hit me up. I'm at 99 points.
Edit 2: Wow you guys are fast. SWEET!!! I can finally see the arrows. *cue rapture guy*
Looks like Thad Motta was getting all over their dicks 'bout something or other.
Was just thinking there might be a posbang for OSU's fourth loss in a row.
Wish I got to the posbang sooner! lol
Kinda seems like osu just isn't very good.
...just aged another 10 years.
SUCK IT, OHIO!
Don't pinch me, just plus me ++++
that OSU has hauled in the past few years?
Well I bet on OSU but I'm glad they lost. Fuck it.
By the Ohio players playing in the background. (Thad Matta and Urban ride in the front car plummeting down the drop)
Nebraska was going to pop the cherry on that new arena at some point. Looking around at the available candidates is anyone surprised it was OSU? Just sayin.
Makes the Big regular season championship a little easier to be attained.
....but I prefer to go to some strangers twitter page @TheOSU..... name is scott...dude is the worst and love to read him be pathetic afterwards
Almost equally amazing was the beat down #4 Villanova (in Philly) took from Creighton. Creighton and Michigan will likely be two mid seeded teams you do not want to play in the tournament.
The gap between them is widening monthly. Aaron will do well playing his pro ball in Turkey. Meanwhile freaking Dumars is looking dumber monthly not drafting Burke : (
Huge win for Nebrasketball!
We now must beat them when we play them in Columbus because the Sagarins will not be kind to us at all if we do not. Unreal.
I hope there is still some banging going on?
This team pushed Sparty to the brink at Breslin, albeit mounting a 17 point rally to force OT ... This can only be a good sign for how our team is playing. We beat Neb in Lincoln and Minny.
In honor of their loss, I went out into my front yard and ceremoniously kicked the first person with an OSU shirt on in the nuts. Amazingly enough, this is not difficult to find in Georgia.
Can't wait to get that win in C bus. Thad, we're coming for you.
34 posts away from being a real boy! Qality over quantity, except this post which is stricly a post whore move.
34 is also the total number of points Aaron Craft has scored during their 4-game slide. He's also managed a total of 19 TOs in those 4 games, as well.
Damn, I wish we had a game vs. Ohio at home this season...
OSU reminds me of our Amaker teams - they feasted on a weak nonconference schedule, then fell apart in league play in large part because their halfcourt offense is a mess. Will they end up in the NIT? Stay tuned.
Ohio is 2-4 in B1G play, Northwestern is 2-4 in B1G play. By this extremely advanced metric it is impossible to tell who is the better team.
Unlimited posbangs appreciated for this tidbit of in-depth statistical analysis
Ok now don't get too crazy although NW has beaten Illinois and Indiana
2014 hates Ohio.
I'm just happy I fainally have enough points to actively participate in the bang!
Happy National Hug Day!