Open letter to Jim Harbaugh
Jim,
I know that you scour these message boards in your spare time. You were probably expecting a long winded and overly dramatic essay to woo you to come to Michigan. That's what these open letters tend to be.
But I'm not going to do that.
Jim, I want you to look at these puppies:
Jim, if you don't come to Michigan, I'm going to turn these puppies into a fur coat.
Now ask yourself... are you the kind of person that will allow that to happen? I hope not, Jim. I hope not.
December 4th, 2014 at 12:26 PM ^
December 4th, 2014 at 12:30 PM ^
No, allintime23. It is important for Jim to understand exactly what his options and responsibilities are. He's got to factor in ALL the variables.
December 4th, 2014 at 1:19 PM ^
Inflammatory Bowel Disease?
December 4th, 2014 at 1:02 PM ^
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December 4th, 2014 at 1:52 PM ^
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December 4th, 2014 at 1:20 PM ^
It's a parody of the old National Lampoon cover: "If You Don't Buy this Magazine, We'll Kill this Dog." I am not much at embedding pics, but you can find the cover here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Lampoon_%28magazine%29
Yes, I know it's Wikipedia, but they can be trusted to reproduce a magazine cover, especially an iconic one.
December 4th, 2014 at 2:39 PM ^
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December 4th, 2014 at 12:29 PM ^
love me some great pyr puppies
December 4th, 2014 at 12:31 PM ^
Dear Jim,
Come to Michigan. Or don't. But please, do.
Love,
Everyone (except that faction that doesn't want you... no one knows who these people are. They keep their names a secret for obvious reasons)
December 4th, 2014 at 12:35 PM ^
You need to send this to the search firm as he is busy buying khakis as we speak....
Or better yet, offer him a lifetime supply of khakis....
Bribery trumps blackmail!
December 4th, 2014 at 1:33 PM ^
Hopefully he knows that M-Den stocks these bad boys!....
December 4th, 2014 at 10:27 PM ^
Spear of Destiny
With a nice Michigan Logo on it.
December 4th, 2014 at 12:36 PM ^
This is one of those posts where the OP thinks he wrote something hilarious, but everyone else found it lame.
December 4th, 2014 at 12:49 PM ^
I'd scale back both those assertions. I found it mildly humorous, still do. And I'm not getting negged to high hell over it, so obviously it is not as tone deaf as you represent either. I felt like posting it, so I posted it. I guess that it is simply not your cup of tea.
December 4th, 2014 at 12:52 PM ^
I totally thought it was hilarious. I hope the mods don't delete it.
December 4th, 2014 at 1:14 PM ^
I found it kind of funny, but mostly the puppies are really cute.
December 4th, 2014 at 12:36 PM ^
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December 4th, 2014 at 12:58 PM ^
December 4th, 2014 at 12:59 PM ^
-1 for empty threat.
if harbaugh doesn't come, i'm gonna get one of my buddies who lives in sf to tp his house. that'll show him!
December 4th, 2014 at 1:01 PM ^
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December 4th, 2014 at 1:59 PM ^
Not because the threat is funny or the OP is a comedian. In fact, as an animal lover, it's a little "eeeh, not cool bro."
HOWEVA.
It's funny because if you know MGoBlog and those stupid Open Letters people write and REALLY, TRULY mean. This is an AWESOME parody.
Because at least half the people in this thread clicked to go "Dude, STFU!" "He'll never read this!" or just "BOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!"
Those folks had to chuckle when they saw the joke.
So for those complaining, just move on...you don't get it. It wasn't what was written that was supposed to be the joke. If you thought so, well, that's why you didn't laugh.
December 4th, 2014 at 1:03 PM ^
Come home.
Yours truly,
LLBo
December 4th, 2014 at 1:05 PM ^
Absolutely hilarious. Well done, Sir.
December 4th, 2014 at 1:09 PM ^
Dear Jim Harbaugh,
Think about it. You're better than Bo was. Better than any coach this school, your school, has ever known.
20 years from now, it should be you being lauded as the best college football coach, ever. With the resources at your disposal and your ability to evaluate and develop talent, you already know you can build a band of bullies. There won't be an ass in college football that you can't kick through the uprights.
You'll end up the winningest coach ever at Michigan. You will live forever. In endless replays of your team's accomplishments.
The stage is set. It's perfect.
Come home.
Take care of your own.
You are in the cat bird seat.
Choose Michigan. Upgrade recruiting and academics. Set revenue records. Become the legend that you are destined to become.
Mend the fences. Unite the family. Awaken the sleeping giant.
You were born for this day.
Fulfill your destiny.
Go Blue.
December 4th, 2014 at 1:49 PM ^
Take $8,000,000 a year!
December 4th, 2014 at 1:09 PM ^
Dear Jim Harbaugh,
Think about it. You're better than Bo was. Better than any coach this school, your school, has ever known.
20 years from now, it should be you being lauded as the best college football coach, ever. With the resources at your disposal and your ability to evaluate and develop talent, you already know you can build a band of bullies. There won't be an ass in college football that you can't kick through the uprights.
You'll end up the winningest coach ever at Michigan. You will live forever. In endless replays of your team's accomplishments.
The stage is set. It's perfect.
Come home.
Take care of your own.
You are in the cat bird seat.
Choose Michigan. Upgrade recruiting and academics. Set revenue records. Become the legend that you are destined to become.
Mend the fences. Unite the family. Awaken the sleeping giant.
You were born for this day.
Fulfill your destiny.
Go Blue.
December 4th, 2014 at 8:54 PM ^
December 4th, 2014 at 1:53 PM ^
Why don't some rich alums take out a full page ad in the Chronicle? e.g. "Come home, Jim. -University of Michigan"
Full page ad is maybe $20k. Peanuts compared to the $6M-8M we'd have to pay Jim per year.
December 4th, 2014 at 2:04 PM ^
December 4th, 2014 at 2:11 PM ^
some skywriting? Big block M over his house every morning? Game days at Levi's Stadium?
December 4th, 2014 at 2:16 PM ^
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December 4th, 2014 at 7:04 PM ^
The only thing I can think of is that maybe there's already contact with Harbaugh and things are looking good (and the sort of people who would throw down the money for that are in the know), so the strategy is to keep things on the DL and not draw more public attention to our pursuit of Harbaugh since things are already looking good. One can only hope.
December 4th, 2014 at 8:03 PM ^
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December 4th, 2014 at 2:09 PM ^
I really do want to come home, but my wife loves in and out burgers too much.
Edit:
On second thought, I'll take some of that $8 mill and build one next to the stadium. Then we all win.
December 4th, 2014 at 2:09 PM ^
come home, or we're putting wolverines in your house. And car. And office. Dozens of them. Actual live wolverines. You'll never know how many there are, or if you've got them all out.
You could be taking a shower one morning, and BAM, snarling wolverine in there with you.
Just something to think about.
December 4th, 2014 at 2:13 PM ^
little known fact.... most people have a dog as a pet, I have a wolverine.
December 4th, 2014 at 2:18 PM ^
December 4th, 2014 at 2:22 PM ^
Who said you have to kill the dogs?
December 4th, 2014 at 2:50 PM ^
Gives me the same heebie jeebies as Urkle (sp?) and Pee Wee Herman.