The Onion - "Small, Unathletic Walk-On Injures 9 Starters In Notre Dame Football Practice"
Picked up a copy of The Onion on my way home from work today and almost got killed by a truck crossing the street because I was laughing so hard at this article.
One snippet to entice you:
"According to members of the coaching staff, the former high school yearbook editor is by far the team's most athletic player, despite [the walk-on's] inability to do more than two pull-ups or jog a mile without walking.
You will enjoy:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/small_unathletic_walk_on_injures_9
September 10th, 2009 at 9:00 PM ^
Weeks old. Already posted here.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:09 PM ^
i didn't see it, brah. you got a link?
September 10th, 2009 at 9:12 PM ^
It was on the mgo.licio.us sidebar for a couple days a week or 2 ago, easy to miss.
September 10th, 2009 at 9:17 PM ^
aw, fuck you man.
no i kid, but i do appreciate the extreme knowledge recall by the mgopatrons.
September 10th, 2009 at 10:01 PM ^
As someone mentioned here a while ago: If it happened more than 24 hours ago, it's probably already on here somewhere.