I bet he thought he'd be eating better than this once he arrived at college.........haha.
the just released schedules were a flat-out statement that the B10 doesn't believe SOS will matter in playoff selection
Ondre Pipkins has officially been placed on a diet.
June 13th, 2012 at 10:32 PM
#1
Ondre Pipkins has officially been placed on a diet.
June 13th, 2012 at 10:36 PM | 
Mmmmmmmm! Dorm food!
Mmmmmmmm! Dorm food!
June 13th, 2012 at 10:38 PM |
Welcome to campus young fella
Welcome to campus young fella
Welcome to campus young fella
"The millions, the proud, the Wolverines"
June 13th, 2012 at 10:40 PM |
give that man a steak, don't
give that man a steak, don't
give that man a steak, don't toy with him!
June 13th, 2012 at 10:41 PM |
Poor Kid
Poor Kid
On a diet and has to eat dorm food. At least he won't be lacking in the anger department come gameday.
"Relax you panic monger" -Megatron
June 14th, 2012 at 9:43 AM |
A wise man once told me,
A wise man once told me,
A wise man once told me, "There are starving children in East Quad who would kill to have the food you're having, so eat up."
"Are you coming to bed?"
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Someone is WRONG on the internet."
June 14th, 2012 at 10:27 AM |
Bursley
Bursley
There can't be a dorm food thread without a mention of "sexy grandpa" serving up the food in Bursley Hall (North Campus).
Apparently someone posted Ron Zook's offensive playbook online
June 14th, 2012 at 12:53 PM |
I lived in Bursley and always
I lived in Bursley and always
I lived in Bursley and always just called him "Sexy G". Never knew the G stood for Grandpa...
Grow Blue
June 15th, 2012 at 2:28 PM |
Ok apparently that's
Ok apparently that's
Ok apparently that's "flamebait". The board these days....
Grow Blue
June 13th, 2012 at 10:43 PM |
I guess Ondre is a lefty
I guess Ondre is a lefty
I guess Ondre is a lefty
June 13th, 2012 at 10:52 PM |
Nah, he's just eating
Nah, he's just eating
Nah, he's just eating European style. Normally he has the knife in his other hand.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:30 AM |
Woa that explains so much. I
Woa that explains so much. I
Woa that explains so much. I dated an Aussie girl & she would never set her knife down when eating, instead using her off hand to operate the fork. I felt kinda silly when I realized how inefficient my technique of constantly setting down my knife & passing my fork from hand to hand was. Then again, I eat so fast usually that I think I appreciate how this keeps me at a reasonable pace.
June 14th, 2012 at 7:46 AM |
?
?
Never heard of this as european style. I don't know how I learned it, don't even know what my family does, but I'm right handed and keep the fork in my left. I eat with a soon with my right. I guess i probably eat with a fork in my right if I'm not using a knife...
The things you learn on mgo...
Wasting away in Ohio, a Wolverine in a sea of red and grey
June 14th, 2012 at 8:56 AM |
Definitely European style
Definitely European style
My German mother ate that way (and all the relatives on that side of the family, not that I see them that often).
June 14th, 2012 at 9:57 AM |
Woa, as of Thursday morning
Woa, as of Thursday morning
Woa, as of Thursday morning when I looked at this, teldar & Other Chris have the exact same number of mGoPoints (1186). Congratulations on this odd coincidence. I will interpret this as an omen that today is going to be awesome.
June 14th, 2012 at 10:45 AM |
We, Americans, use
We, Americans, use
The eating with the right hand, since the revolutionary war to distinguish us from the British supporters who ate with the fork in the left hand.
Born in Oklahoma
Raised in Ohio
Escaped to Meechigan
June 14th, 2012 at 3:35 PM |
For some reason, I can't
For some reason, I can't
For some reason, I can't imagine this thread appearing on Eleven Warriors. Why is that?
June 14th, 2012 at 8:37 PM |
Because Ohio State fans
Because Ohio State fans
Don't eat with utensils.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
June 14th, 2012 at 9:47 PM |
Or
Or
Or use napkins
June 14th, 2012 at 10:02 AM |
So,
So,
you'd hold the fork in your left hand, cut with the knife in your right, put the knife down, swap the fork from left to right then eat? Huh. I'm the same as teldar. It never occurred to me to do it any other way.
June 14th, 2012 at 10:39 AM |
I just cut with my fork
I just cut with my fork
and keep it in the right hand the entire time. As a vegetarian, I rarely have dishes that require a knife to cut the food, so the fork can stay in my dominant hand the entire time. That's probably very gauche of me, but oh well.
June 14th, 2012 at 10:10 AM |
As a lefty I started eating
As a lefty I started eating
As a lefty I started eating this way naturally, since that always kept the fork is in my dominant hand and knife in my off hand. I never felt like I needed the extra dexterity with my knife hand.
June 14th, 2012 at 10:20 AM |
That's how I used to do it
That's how I used to do it
That's how I used to do it (and still do except at nicer restaurants/occasions). I got corrected by my wife with some gentle nagging. :) It makes more sense to me though, I don't need to cut with that much precision so left hand with the knife is fine, more important is not sticking my fork in my eye because I have no coordination with my left hand.
June 14th, 2012 at 12:27 PM |
Continental vs. American
Continental vs. American
Good short piece on the difference. This is why I frequent Ethiopian places where utensils are discouraged.
http://etiquette-tips-and-guide.blogspot.com/2008/01/continental-vs-american-style.html
June 13th, 2012 at 10:53 PM |
Insightful..
Insightful..
But I love you more for your dog on dog photo...love that pic.
Mom, MGrad and life long fan living in So Cal
June 13th, 2012 at 10:59 PM |
Thanks, that's me on the
Thanks, that's me on the
Thanks, that's me on the bottom
June 14th, 2012 at 7:06 AM |
I always knew
I always knew
you were a sub.
Love & Hate are horns on the same goat.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:12 PM |
That's the diet.
That's the diet.
It also prevents eating with two forks.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
June 13th, 2012 at 10:44 PM |
After tasting some of that
After tasting some of that
After tasting some of that dorm food at MoJo, every student gravitates towards the salads and sandwiches. The only two good choices + fries.
June 13th, 2012 at 10:45 PM |
What exactly is that green
What exactly is that green
What exactly is that green vegetation on the plate to the right?
June 13th, 2012 at 11:13 PM |
Space food. Zoltan's giving
Space food. Zoltan's giving
Space food. Zoltan's giving back.
June 13th, 2012 at 11:27 PM |
Looks like something Yoda
Looks like something Yoda
Looks like something Yoda made for Luke Skywalker in the first Star Wars.
June 14th, 2012 at 7:49 AM |
Oh come on dude....
Oh come on dude....
I'm not even a Star Wars nut and I know that Yoda didn't even appear in the first Star Wars movie. He was in the second film released (empire strikes back) which was actually the fifth in the series.
June 14th, 2012 at 9:23 AM |
"Fifth film"? Whatever you're
"Fifth film"? Whatever you're
"Fifth film"? Whatever you're smoking I'd like some of that. Everyone knows that there are only 3 films
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
June 14th, 2012 at 10:48 AM |
Relevent XKCD
Relevent XKCD
Too bad they never made any sequels...
June 14th, 2012 at 10:55 AM |
He means
He means
Episode V, the fifth book in the series.
I agree, there were only ever 3 films made, Episodes IV, V, and VI. And Han shot first.
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
June 13th, 2012 at 11:43 PM |
Looks like broccoli with what
Looks like broccoli with what
Looks like broccoli with what should be tomatoes but the coloring is off. Maybe peppers. He does have chicken, wome other type of meat, and what looks like possibly mashed potatoes so I don't feel too bad for him. It takes me a lot of exercise to lose weight on that diet.
"The unexamined life is not worth living." Socrates.
June 14th, 2012 at 1:00 AM |
A lot to learn
A lot to learn
There is only one way to consume broccoli at Michigan. Ondre is going to enjoy himself immensely once he learns the ropes at the old alma mater.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
June 14th, 2012 at 1:38 AM |
Sorry to state the obvious
Sorry to state the obvious
Sorry to state the obvious but CHICKEN BROCOLLI BAKE?
June 14th, 2012 at 7:52 AM |
I left the dorms like 8 years ago
I left the dorms like 8 years ago
And I still lust after chicken broccoli bake.
June 14th, 2012 at 7:48 AM |
Cherry tomatoes
Cherry tomatoes
Broccoli looks hot house, not much color. Maybe the same for the tomatoes.
Wasting away in Ohio, a Wolverine in a sea of red and grey
June 13th, 2012 at 10:46 PM |
That's one way of making good
That's one way of making good
That's one way of making good weight. No more drumstick noming for PeeWee.
And when we play as a team, when the old season is over, you and I know it’s going to be Michigan again. Michigan!
June 13th, 2012 at 10:48 PM |
He'll be eating elephant
He'll be eating elephant
He'll be eating elephant soon.
June 13th, 2012 at 10:49 PM |
Good Stuff
Good Stuff
heard he went to a mostly vegi diet a couple weeks prior to heading into town anyway, in order to make sure he dropped a few pounds. So, at least it's not completely foreign.
June 13th, 2012 at 10:50 PM |
That's probably the smallest...
That's probably the smallest...
Meal he's eaten in 17 years...
Reporter: “Did you visit the Parthenon while in Greece?”
Shaquille O’Neill: “I can’t really remember the names of all the clubs we went to.”
June 14th, 2012 at 7:15 AM |
No that was just the 11th
No that was just the 11th
No that was just the 11th course.
MUAHAHAHAHA! MUAHAHAHA!
June 13th, 2012 at 10:53 PM |
He needs some chickin
He needs some chickin
He needs some chicken broccoli bake, stat.
June 13th, 2012 at 10:59 PM |
I was so intrigued by the
I was so intrigued by the
I was so intrigued by the chicken broccoli bake (they didn't have it when I was in school) that I dug up the recipe and made it. I have a feeling it's much better made in school cafeteria quantities.
June 13th, 2012 at 11:33 PM |
Squad
Squad
That was probably the best meal one could get at South Quad when I was there (aside from training table of course).
June 14th, 2012 at 1:04 AM |
Different recipes
Different recipes
I've seen the recipe posted online, but it is more of a chicken dish poured over rice the way they describe it there, but when I ate it in South Quad it was more of a one pot dish all mixed together (and absolutely incredible).
If I recall correctly, there is actually a poster here with the handle "Chicken Broccoli Bake" who knows pretty much all there is to know on the subject, and he can probably shed some light on how to make it the "real" way for ultimate deliciousness.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
June 14th, 2012 at 7:52 AM |
Never had it...
Never had it...
but my mother always makes a chicken broccoli lasagna that is incredible. I hate broccoli but that dish is outstanding.
Mmmmmmmm! Dorm food!
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