OMG SHIRTLESS!!!

Submitted by Craven Morehead on
He needs to work on getting some prison abs.

Craven Morehead

March 4th, 2009 at 2:55 PM ^

That knee injury was all a ruse. They actually took some cells of his and cloned him. Two Bradys are better than one and they only have to pay one of them.

Ninja Football

March 5th, 2009 at 12:50 AM ^

Here's how: Welcome to the Ninja Football Tom Brady is God Theory: The gist of the theory goes like this: God got bored, and came back to earth splitting time as both Tom Brady and Tiger Woods. Proof? If you could do anything you wanted for fun, how about being the best QB and best Golfer on Earth. Also, one is married to a Swedish Nanny, the other dates (and is now married) to a supermodel worth roughly $140 million. Both had knee injuries last year. AND they've never met or been photographed together. It just makes sense people. Conclusive proof that God exists. Well, this and The Beckinsale, of course, but she's just proof that God exists and cares nothing about me.