http://www.10tv.com/content/stories/2012/03/27/columbus-ohio-state-super...
Yes you read that title correctly. A turkey vulture flew into his windshield and knocked him unconscious. Thankfully his friend was able to safely bring the car to a stop. Annoying as he may be during games, we should all be glad that his friend was there and that he is now safe and sound.
I hope he had a near death
You could say he saw a vision
You could say he saw a vision on the Road to Columbus
hmmm
it seems as if my trained turkey vultures have finally done as they've been told.
Well, he's a Buckeye fan, I'm
Well, he's a Buckeye fan, I'm sure he's use to eating crow.
This
event had just about the right amount of Ohio in it.
On the fifth night—possibly the sixth—a breeze arose.
It was cool and dewy.
Wild Turkey:
Wild Turkey: The eventual downfall of all Buckeye fans.
Hail.
The turkey's all right…
But what about the bird?
A repeat national championship in 2017…what better way to celebrate the bicentennial?
Man does that dude look
Man does that dude look RIDICULOUS. I simply cannot believe how serious these Ohio State fans take supporting their team and the extent to which they go to show it.
They really do need to get a life.
I love you.
That is all.
I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.
oy gevalt
If you think that pic is bad, try reading his blog
My season tickets are about
My season tickets are about 10 seats away from this guy. Also is it just me or does anyone else think that's Kevin Smith in disguise?
If you're not living for something then you're dying for nothing.
just wondering....
Why do you have Ohio season tickets?
or, on the flip side, why does this turkey man have Michigan season tickets????
He means ten seats from the
He means ten seats from the classy Batman/Michigan gentleman.
You are correct. I sit 10
You are correct. I sit 10 seats from Kevin Smith's doppelganger.
If you're not living for something then you're dying for nothing.
Oh that guy!
OK, got it! Did you know that guy rides to tailgates standing on top of a car?? We used to tailgate by him on the golfcourse. Superfan for sure.
Wow
With a last name like chubb... No wonder he goes in public that way. Childhood issues
Its called a royale with cheese
ironic???
how about appropriate instead?
No, no, no. I think you're confused.
He meant it in the Alanis Morissette sense.
Damn.
Thoughts and prayers to the turkey's familly.
I signed in just to....
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Hope he can fully recover and
Hope he can fully recover and witness future Michigan beatdowns in person
For some reason, this was not
For some reason, this was not surprising at all.
It's far too far to
It's far too far to Thanksgiving for him to be actin like no jive turkey vulture.
This guy isn't as bad as the
This guy isn't as bad as the bald headed guy with the buckeye necklaces. The combination of his obesity and face paint freak me out.
You mean this guy
Blank.....Blank......You're not looking at the big picture here.
Honestly, I thought they were
Honestly, I thought they were the same guy. Blubbery and covered in red body-paint, who can tell? I guess those are two requirements for being an Ohio "superfan".
He's an asshole.
No question. At least you people only have to deal with him once a year. Try being in the same section with him for seven games.
For clarity, I'm talking about the bald guy, not Buck-I-guy.
the difference a missing word makes
turkey
turkey vulture (soars and has scary wingspan up to 6')
You're saying turkeys don't soar?
Poor birds don't get any respect.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
Turkey Vultures
From wikipedia:
It finds its food using its keen eyes and sense of smell, flying low enough to detect the gasses produced by the beginnings of the process of decay in dead animals
Certainly looks like it found its target :)
Don't forget this Wild Turkey
Don't forget this Wild Turkey
If you're not living for something then you're dying for nothing.
Greatest thread title ever.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
The only thing funnier than that clip is watching
a 25+ pound turkey land in a tree. They don't roost in small trees, it is really funny to see a large tree swaying when one lands. I've never been close enough to see one actually land on a limb, but I have always envisioned a controlled crash-landing.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
I can remember watching this original epidode
Great 70s show. Damn, I'm old.
Burt Reynolds used to tap Lonnie. Way to go Bandit!
Do they serve Turkey Vulture for Thanksgiving in Oiho?
Maybe so, judging from the headline for that Channel 10 article:
Maybe, after enjoying a wonderful Thanksgiving vulture dinner, folks in Buck i Land head to the local Dairy Queen for a DQ Buzzard
http://www.dairyqueen.com/resources/-012/0329/3940/Mar_featuring_B.O.M.jpg
Well, good to hear that Mr.
Well, good to hear that Mr. Chubb survived so he can see Ohio lose to Michigan again.
Glad he's okay
I hate OSU and all of OSU fan-dom with the firey passion of a thousand suns, but the rivalry needs its fans. Where would we be if some ill-tempered bird decided to dive-bomb Lloyd Brady?
Also, I hate Buck I Guy slightly less than I hate the Big Nut, who is not only horrible, but also has a great face for radio.
Seriously, I'm sorry... but that man wouldn't belong on TV even if he weren't Scarlet and Gray.
OK, this mope I have seen
OK, this mope I have seen before, but I do not believe I know the aforementioned "buck i guy." If I recall correctly, the man in this picture was holding up a sign honoring Rob Lytle during the 2010 Game, so he can't be all bad.
Missing Ann Arbor
The Buck I Guy is black and
The Buck I Guy is black and wears a cowboy hat. You have seen him, and if you have not look for the guy with the bird beak scar on his forehead this fall.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
Obviously you haven't watched Bizarre Foods
And realized that Andrew Zimmer loves to dress up on Buckeye weekends.
As Clark Griswold would say
Where's Eddie at? He usually eats these things.
"I'm not a vegetarian b/c I love animals. I'm a vegetarian b/c I hate plants"
The story skipped some
The story skipped some important info, like how is the car? I know some guys who'll give him a good deal on repair and repaint it to cover up that shitty scarlet and gray paint job with something in a pleasing maize and blue.
But in Ohio all he has to do
But in Ohio all he has to do is give them an autographed hat and it is free.
This might be arrogant, and if it is, it is, but we're Michigan
I can't stop reading the
I can't stop reading the title long enough to read the article. I assume everything in that title is true?
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The vulture
Is the vulture ok? He loves nutz! Deeze nutz
[Caved troll is caved. Sorry, Mobile app users.]
Anyone know when the...
"freak" is supposed to get out of the hospital?
"If this was an isocracy, you'd be in charge just like me." AIFM
Great
When I saw the headline, I thought it was going to be some form of bacterial affliction by not cooking it all the way through before serving.
I hope
I hope he'll be in the shoe November 24th so he can leave with tears running down his cheek just like all the other buckeye fans in attendance. I can't wait, those buckeye scrubs are gonna get murked.
I hate ohio. Thats all you need to know.
Weird. Just last weekend I
Weird. Just last weekend I had a turkey (not a vulture) fly into my truck's windshield. It didn't break the glass but left a big mark made of fine scratches. My question is: what part of the turkey is hard enough to scratch glass?
Side note: I've been to central ohio quite a bit and there are tons of vultures. The things are everywhere.
You're lucky it did'nt hit
You're lucky it didn't hit the grill of your truck. You would be suprised at how much damage that does.
If you're not living for something then you're dying for nothing.
I hope he had a near death experience and met Bo Schembechler. (Although I never want to see him in Michigan gear.)
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