yes plz
Ohio superfan Buck i Guy hospitalized after freak turkey vulture accident
March 28th, 2012 at 8:22 AM | 
The vultures are everywhere in Ohio?
The vultures are everywhere in Ohio?
March 28th, 2012 at 7:41 AM |
Not funny, but... pretty
Not funny, but... pretty
Not funny, but... pretty funny (since he's ok and all).
http://www.theonion.com/articles/thats-not-funny-my-brother-died-that-way,10921/
March 28th, 2012 at 8:16 AM |
thread needs this pic..
thread needs this pic..
March 28th, 2012 at 10:59 AM |
Kirk ???
Kirk ???
I never noticed it before but the kid on the right kinda looks like Kirk Cousins.
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March 28th, 2012 at 8:27 AM |
ok two questions about turkey vultures -
ok two questions about turkey vultures -
Why do I have an interest, you ask? Well there is a flock of about 30 TV's that hang out on the roof of the clubhouse directly across the street from my house. They are gigantic and a bit unnerving given my two daughters under 3 years old...
Can you legally shoot them/kill them?
Can you eat them? I'm a damn good cook and I've wondered if picking these monsters off one by one could reduce my grocery bill.... Anybody ever had one?
March 28th, 2012 at 11:25 AM |
No you cannot shoot turkey
No you cannot shoot turkey
No you cannot shoot turkey vultures and face stiff fines and jail if you do. They are protected by the international migratory bird treaty. You typically see them in "flocks" because they are actually a very social animal.
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March 28th, 2012 at 9:45 AM |
Your daughters should be fine
Your daughters should be fine
Unless they're already dead, or, apparently, driving.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 28th, 2012 at 8:32 AM |
both guys
both guys
Buck i Guy and Big Nuts sat one section over from me at last year's Ohio game. Frankly, they were nice guys. Said only positive things about their team, not obnoxious (other than the way they are dressed) and gladly posed for several pictures with Michigan fans. They add "flavor" to the rivalry, and I was relieved to find them personable and respectful of Michigan. They were definitely the most "positive" Buckeyes around us that day.
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March 28th, 2012 at 8:33 AM |
Apparently its not just Big
Apparently its not just Big
Apparently its not just Big Ten fans that dislike Ohio. Its West Coast Conference fans (Gonzaga) as well.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend?
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March 28th, 2012 at 8:38 AM |
Geography
Geography
Given the nature of the accident, he'd better stay far away from Hinckley, Ohio and its yearly gathering of buzzards. Best wishes to him and hope he gets well soon.
March 28th, 2012 at 8:55 AM |
I try not to laugh at people
I try not to laugh at people
I try not to laugh at people being seriously injured, but that was a funny, funny thread title.
There is a big flock of Turkey Vultures in Ann Arbor that hang out near one of the gravel pits near Scio Church and Zeeb. Look up in the sky anytime you are over that way and you are likely to see several soaring about. Anyone who lives over there can share tales of their encounters with them. Apparently turkey vultures enjoy landing on people's decks and expelling their freakish antibacterial feces. Good times.
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March 28th, 2012 at 9:48 AM |
It's actually pretty good habitat for them.
It's actually pretty good habitat for them.
Enough roads and parking lots and cement to create some nice heat updrafts for them, but wooded enough that there's ample wildlife carrion.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
March 28th, 2012 at 10:05 AM |
Glad to hear he is ok
Glad to hear he is ok
I live in Columbus, and as annoying as he can be at games, he is a good guy(minus the buckeye thing.) I met him a couple times, and he is just a regular guy with a lot of passion for his team. Like other posters have said, he will now be able to see more Wolverine victories over OSU in the future.
March 28th, 2012 at 10:24 AM |
Dude is nuts...
Dude is nuts...
But as other posters have reported, he actually is hilarious -- and an all-around decent guy. I asked to get my picture taken with us high-fiving, and he responded, "I ain't high-fiving no Michigan dude..." which you gotta respect :-)
So we decided to stick our fists out in what looks to be a very uncomfortable interaction.
March 28th, 2012 at 10:47 AM |
(checks to make sure he's
(checks to make sure he's
(checks to make sure he's okay)
(good? good)
So this douche got hit. In the face. By a large bird. THROUGH HIS WINDSHIELD.
Oh life, sometimes you are just too good to me.
March 28th, 2012 at 11:17 AM |
All my friends that are
All my friends that are
All my friends that are buckeye fans say he is a dick. None of them like him but either way I hope he is OK. My cousin had his happened to him stopped at a light in downtown Dollywood. It flew threw his driver side window,hit my cousin in the back,then bounce off his back windshield and died in his front seat.
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March 28th, 2012 at 9:41 PM |
Given all the other resonses
Given all the other resonses
Given all the other resonses here, it seems like the buckeye definition of a dick is someone who is decent to other teams' fans.
March 28th, 2012 at 11:38 AM |
Good guy
Good guy
I actually tailgated with the Buck I Guy before the M-OSU game in 2007. He's a wonderful person. Very friendly, funny, and nice. Glad to hear he's okay.
March 28th, 2012 at 12:50 PM |
ONLY. IN. MUTHA. FUG'IN.
ONLY. IN. MUTHA. FUG'IN.
ONLY. IN. MUTHA. FUG'IN. OHIO.
Well they are just following death closely.