I hope he had a near death experience and met Bo Schembechler. (Although I never want to see him in Michigan gear.)

Well, he's a Buckeye fan, I'm sure he's use to eating crow.

Wild Turkey: The eventual downfall of all Buckeye fans.

Man does that dude look RIDICULOUS.  I simply cannot believe how serious these Ohio State fans take supporting their team and the extent to which they go to show it.  

They really do need to get a life.

With a last name like chubb... No wonder he goes in public that way. Childhood issues

Thoughts and prayers to the turkey's familly.

Hope he can fully recover and witness future Michigan beatdowns in person

For some reason, this was not surprising at all. 

It's far too far to Thanksgiving for him to be actin like no jive turkey vulture.

This guy isn't as bad as the bald headed guy with the buckeye necklaces. The combination of his obesity and face paint freak me out. 

turkey

turkey vulture (soars and has scary wingspan up to 6')

Maybe so, judging from the headline for that Channel 10 article:

Ohio State ‘Super Fan’ Hospitalized When Turkey Vulture Smashes Through Car Window

Maybe, after enjoying a wonderful Thanksgiving vulture dinner, folks in Buck i Land head to the local Dairy Queen for a DQ Buzzard

http://www.dairyqueen.com/resources/-012/0329/3940/Mar_featuring_B.O.M.jpg

Well, good to hear that Mr. Chubb survived so he can see Ohio lose to Michigan again. 

I hate OSU and all of OSU fan-dom with the firey passion of a thousand suns, but the rivalry needs its fans. Where would we be if some ill-tempered bird decided to dive-bomb Lloyd Brady?

Also, I hate Buck I Guy slightly less than I hate the Big Nut, who is not only horrible, but also has a great face for radio.

Seriously, I'm sorry... but that man wouldn't belong on TV even if he weren't Scarlet and Gray.

Where's Eddie at? He usually eats these things.

The story skipped some important info, like how is the car?  I know some guys who'll give him a good deal on repair and repaint it to cover up that shitty scarlet and gray paint job with something in a pleasing maize and blue.

I can't stop reading the title long enough to read the article. I assume everything in that title is true?

Is the vulture ok? He loves nutz! Deeze nutz

"freak" is supposed to get out of the hospital?

When I saw the headline, I thought it was going to be some form of bacterial affliction by not cooking it all the way through before serving.

I hope he'll be in the shoe November 24th so he can leave with tears running down his cheek just like all the other buckeye fans in attendance. I can't wait, those buckeye scrubs are gonna get murked.

Weird. Just last weekend I had a turkey (not a vulture) fly into my truck's windshield. It didn't break the glass but left a big mark made of fine scratches. My question is: what part of the turkey is hard enough to scratch glass?

Side note: I've been to central ohio quite a bit and there are tons of vultures. The things are everywhere.

Not funny, but... pretty funny (since he's ok and all).

http://www.theonion.com/articles/thats-not-funny-my-brother-died-that-way,10921/

Why do I have an interest, you ask? Well there is a flock of about 30 TV's that hang out on the roof of the clubhouse directly across the street from my house. They are gigantic and a bit unnerving given my two daughters under 3 years old...

Can you legally shoot them/kill them?

Can you eat them? I'm a damn good cook and I've wondered if picking these monsters off one by one could reduce my grocery bill.... Anybody ever had one?

Buck i Guy and Big Nuts sat one section over from me at last year's Ohio game.  Frankly, they were nice guys.  Said only positive things about their team, not obnoxious (other than the way they are dressed) and gladly posed for several pictures with Michigan fans.  They add "flavor" to the rivalry, and I was relieved to find them personable and respectful of Michigan.  They were definitely the most "positive" Buckeyes around us that day. 

Apparently its not just Big Ten fans that dislike Ohio. Its West Coast Conference fans (Gonzaga) as well.

The enemy of my enemy is my friend?

Given the nature of the accident, he'd better stay far away from Hinckley, Ohio and its yearly gathering of buzzards. Best wishes to him and hope he gets well soon.

I try not to laugh at people being seriously injured, but that was a funny, funny thread title.

There is a big flock of Turkey Vultures in Ann Arbor that hang out near one of the gravel pits near Scio Church and Zeeb.  Look up in the sky anytime you are over that way and you are likely to see several soaring about.  Anyone who lives over there can share tales of their encounters with them.  Apparently turkey vultures enjoy landing on people's decks and expelling their freakish antibacterial feces.  Good times.

I live in Columbus, and as annoying as he can be at games, he is a good guy(minus the buckeye thing.)  I met him a couple times, and he is just a regular guy with a lot of passion for his team.  Like other posters have said, he will now be able to see more Wolverine victories over OSU in the future.

But as other posters have reported, he actually is hilarious -- and an all-around decent guy.  I asked to get my picture taken with us high-fiving, and he responded, "I ain't high-fiving no Michigan dude..." which you gotta respect :-)

So we decided to stick our fists out in what looks to be a very uncomfortable interaction.

(checks to make sure he's okay)

(good? good)

So this douche got hit. In the face. By a large bird. THROUGH HIS WINDSHIELD.

Oh life, sometimes you are just too good to me.

I actually tailgated with the Buck I Guy before the M-OSU game in 2007. He's a wonderful person. Very friendly, funny, and nice. Glad to hear he's okay. 

ONLY. IN. MUTHA. FUG'IN. OHIO.

“Out of my peripheral vision, I (saw) something in our airspace, and it was a turkey,” Chubb said. “I’ve never seen anything like that, and I said, ‘Lonnie, do you see that big old bird?’ and bam, that’s the end of the story as I know it.”

Malaysia Flight 370?