Have we not had an Ohio hate thread this week? Consider that corrected.
(Mods and community, if this is uncool or redundant, please accept my apologies while I accept my Bolivi-hate)
Resolved: This week, we: Ohio State :: David Molk : donkeys.
Discuss. Don't forget to show your work.
Present your cases, ladies and gentlemen.
BEAT OHIO!
Short, sweet and
Ohio Stadium is 10000 alumni
Ohio Stadium is 10000 alumni and 74000 truck drivers.
2011 Totals: 3 Cracker Jack, 1 Mike & Ike, 0 Candy Corn.
No disrespect to Bob Ufer,
No disrespect to Bob Ufer, but aren't many OSU alumni truck drivers?
"I'm Harmon Tedesco, best goddamn placekicker in the whole continental world."
Ohio State is so nasty they
Ohio State is so nasty they shit in coolers up the- oh wait, that's real.
Ohio State is so big they have to pepper spray the party crow- oh damn, tha's real too.
Im not good at jokes
ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up?
Michigan = NBA Family U
A few thousand words:
"Over? Did you say, over? Nothing is over until we decide it is!"
I hate the Boren family for
I hate the Boren family for the craven way they waited until Bo was dead to piss on Michigan. Mike Boren knows that Bo would chew him a new asshole had he been still alive. That's no longer a problem for Boren because to see Bo again he'll have to make it to heaven when he dies.
Justin Boren's idea of family values is taking his SUV into a charity carwash organized by his teammates and driving off without leaving one red cent. Enjoy the plow business, son, and may your future customers tip just as well.
Former Buckeye Antonio Pittman on being a poster child for compliance: "This osu tattoo stuff is silly. Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01."
Why does that Ohio State fans
Why does that Ohio State fans head smell like piss?
It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
Knock knock!
"Who's there?"
BEAT OHIO.
Their Welcome Sign...
....says it all in Ohio.
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
An ohio and michigan fan are
An ohio and michigan fan are in the third grade; who is older?
A: The ohio fan; he's 18.
I was on a business trip in
I was on a business trip in Ohio a couple of years ago. While on my trip I became sick and had to get a prescription filled at the pharmacy. There was a man sporting a Buckeye shirt ahead of me in the line. I could hear him talking with the pharmacist. He asked the pharmacist for some birth control pills for his daughter. The pharmacist asked the man how old his daughter was. The man told the pharmacist that she was twelve years old. The pharmacist looked shocked and said your daughter is sexually active at the age of twelve? The man wearing the Buckeye shirt replied "not really, she kind of just lays there like her mom."
Go blue!
Jesus, Dude...
Jesus, Dude...
See it through.
Hahaha
Love it!
Boredguy72(Toledo)
Get out
That's not funny. Not even a little.
Black Heart Gold Pants said
Black Heart Gold Pants said it best during their pro combat series:
When asked if he thought he was perhaps being too hard on the Ohio State faithful, Polyblend held firm: "There may be a few relatively innocent people in the crowd -- children too young to know better, spouses who are just humoring their husbands, foreign exchange students -- but for the most part these are people who are fully aware of what they are doing. They are freely cheering for the Ohio State Buckeyes."
Polyblend sighed and took a drag on his Gaulois. "I mean, who does that? It's like cheering for the Luftwaffe."
If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?
No clever joke or anything,
No clever joke or anything, but I hope Speilman isn't calling the game Saturday. He is absolute garbage however I did enjoy hearing his absolute silence after Michigan picked off Braxton's pass to end the game. So maybe it's a blessing in disguise. Go Blue Beat Ohio.
They may win again someday.
Once Hoke Is Out
/cheesy
"So you're telling me there's a chance. Yeah!" -- Lloyd
My cousin Brent is an Ohio fan.
He got his newborn daughter an OSU bib. I was like wtf? Why do you want your daughter to spit up on Ohio State? If I have kids, I'm definately getting an OSU bib just for that reason
In Ohio you have to pay to drive on the interstate
wtf is up with that. Free Interstates! Go Blue!
In Ohio Tressel is a tragic
In Ohio Tressel is a tragic hero. Everywhere else he's a known cheater and example of the worst of college athletics. In Ohio Woody Hayes is God. Everywhere else Woody Hayes is an example of why abusing players shouldn't be tolerated anymore.
Want untainted tradition and success?
Bo. Mo. Lloyd. Hoke.
Nuff said.
Hail to the Victors!
Holiday Dilema
My coworker is married to a Buckeye, and for our annual thanksgiving pot luck lunch, she brought peanut butter buckeys. Initially, my instincts told me hell no, do not eat a damn buckeye, but as it is just harmless, delicious, peanut butter and chocolate, I thought it might be good luck to devour the symbol of our enemy before Saturdays game. What say you, mighty mgoblog, do I eat one or do I throw it directly in the trash can?
Drop em in the toilet
I live in Ohio. I see them damn things all the time. Flush em down
The SQUASHman
Don't you mean cooler?
Don't you mean cooler?
Former Buckeye Antonio Pittman on being a poster child for compliance: "This osu tattoo stuff is silly. Cats been getting hookups on tatts since back in '01."
Buckeye joke
Q: If you have a car containing a Buckeyes receiver, a Buckeyes linebacker and a Buckeye defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Go Blue!
Do you think...
...Urban Meyer is driven crazy by the fact that his initials are UM?
Unfortunately that is not original, though I'll gladly pass it on to MGoBlog faithful...I can trace it back to a friend who works at Michigan who is good friends with Brian Griese.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.
Wait I thought every thread
Wait I thought every thread was a Beat Ohio thread...or an expansion thread. No label is necessary. Every thread will turn into a Beat Ohio thread at some point this week.
BEAT OHIO!
Denied by UM multiple times, nonetheless lifelong M fan.
Beat Ohio!
Beat Ohio!
"I'm Harmon Tedesco, best goddamn placekicker in the whole continental world."
Go Blue! Get pumped!
We're not teaching them about sports, we're teaching them about life!
BEAT OHIO!
Short, sweet and to the point.
“What the mind can conceive, the mind can achieve and those who stay will be champions.” - Bo
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