LSAClassOf2000

September 6th, 2014 at 1:53 PM ^

"It just so happens, officer, that my friend here is a qualified civil engineer and he was told to test the integrity of the cement. You can see, by the way he passed out and the position he has assumed, that the cement appears to be OK. It will require several hours of unconsciousness to be certain, however."

Lebowski

September 6th, 2014 at 2:14 PM ^

Can you get someone over here who ISNT WEARING BLUE?!! I get it that you want to know if my friend is gonna die, but you know, I'm an irrational ohio fan.

So I've got that going for us, which is nice.

Bryan

September 6th, 2014 at 2:53 PM ^

How messed up do you have to be to pass out on some steps?

I have been slightly intoxicated a time or two on a gameday, but this is just embarrassing.