This list is completely arbitrary and not a genuine analysis of the relative merits of state fossils.
Ohio spreading Hoke NFL rumors
February 11th, 2013 at 7:25 PM | 
Did I miss something? Was
Did I miss something? Was
February 11th, 2013 at 7:32 PM |
No, I'm spreading rumors
No, I'm spreading rumors
but it's easy to speculate—Marshall was a bit of a surprise commit to OSU, and if we're now hearing that OSU might be the source of the Hoke-to-NFL baloney, nothing would surprise me.
This doesn't help Meyer at all IMHO, if it's true that his staff is the source. All he's doing is putting an extra-large bullseye on his back for the other conference coaches.
February 11th, 2013 at 7:40 PM |
I just wonder if this
I just wonder if this
I just wonder if this compulsive lying ever comes back to bite him in other ways. Didn't he have a lot of players transferring out towards the end of his time at Florida?
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
February 11th, 2013 at 8:17 PM |
There's some reason to suspect...
There's some reason to suspect...
that it's bitten his ass in his personal life. But that's neither here nor there, and if this were any other thread I wouldn't mention it.
February 11th, 2013 at 8:19 PM |
What do you mean? He would
What do you mean? He would
What do you mean? He would never lie to his family. He would never tell his kids that he's done with coaching when in reality he was about to take a job with the most toothless university on the planet.
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
February 11th, 2013 at 11:46 PM |
I agree with the sentiment
I agree with the sentiment
But I wouldn't call OSU toothless. Spineless, sure. Gutless? Yep. Shameless, for sure. Not sure about toothless though.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
February 12th, 2013 at 12:10 AM |
I actually think that lack of
I actually think that lack of
I actually think that lack of teeth is a very accurate description of several/many/most Ohio fans.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:24 PM |
It's clear what is going on here
It's clear what is going on here
Hoke will spend 5 years at Michigan, win a couple NCs (yes, that means 2 out of the next 3), and go to the NFL. Jim Harbaugh, who is bored after 2 straight Super Bowl championships, returns to Michigan.
5 years later, both win it all two more times at their new jobs, get bored and swap jobs.
Hit repeat a few times, until Mike Hart/Tyrone Wheatly/Kovacs/Denard/etc. is ready to assume the head coach job at Michigan.
"[The University of Michigan] was, in short, the testing ground for all my prejudices, my beliefs and my ignorance, and it helped to lay out the boundaries of my life."--Arthur Miller
February 11th, 2013 at 7:39 PM |
Screw
Screw
Jim harbaugh
Denard Robinson......They're not going to catch him!
February 11th, 2013 at 6:26 PM |
Just glad this BS didn't come
Just glad this BS didn't come
Just glad this BS didn't come out a few weeks ago...
February 11th, 2013 at 6:27 PM |
This is. . .
This is. . .
Ohio hooey. And that's the foulest, smelliest kind.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:29 PM |
I knew it!! It's because he
I knew it!! It's because he
I knew it!! It's because he can't close on big time recruits.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:30 PM |
Now the title is even worse!
Now the title is even worse!
Now the title is even worse!
February 11th, 2013 at 6:31 PM |
I saw this in the ESPN Rumors
I saw this in the ESPN Rumors
I saw this in the ESPN Rumors section on their website but didn't believe it...Now that I see the facts, I believe it less.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:31 PM |
GhostofYost says it is poop sandwich, and he has proof
GhostofYost says it is poop sandwich, and he has proof
February 11th, 2013 at 6:31 PM |
ChatSports?
ChatSports?
Don't click anything from ChatSpots. Pure Garbage.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:35 PM |
Coach Hoke is a college coach if there ever was one
Coach Hoke is a college coach if there ever was one
This is ridiculous, but the coaching staff shouldn't have too much trouble explaining things to Peppers or anyone else. Hopefully this will blow up in the face of the person(s) who spread the rumor.
Also, why does this seem to be coming from OSU? Any reason other than general dislike of them?
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
February 11th, 2013 at 6:34 PM |
Send this to Jabril
Send this to Jabril
February 11th, 2013 at 6:36 PM |
If he was doing
If he was doing
His own research it would of come up, Hoke wants to Michigan from California for dream job! Without knowing his salary, before accepting job! This is some whacked as bs!!
February 11th, 2013 at 6:39 PM |
Walks to Michigan, dang
Walks to Michigan, dang
Walks to Michigan, dang phone!
February 11th, 2013 at 6:37 PM |
Peppers should watch this
Peppers should watch this
Peppers should watch this video of Hoke talking about Michigan:
February 11th, 2013 at 6:43 PM |
Mea culpa
Mea culpa
Scratch that. Apparently the updated link includes some info about the sources of the rumors. Instead of my sarcastic jab at the OP, here's a GIF of a baby pygmy goat playing:
February 11th, 2013 at 6:41 PM |
According to the link,
According to the link,
Peppers isn't the only recruit who was told this lie.
"More than one recruit has mentioned to Hoke that OSU coaches are the source of the rumor and Brady has emphatically told the players that he will be at Michigan for as long as they will have him, hopefully for 20+ years. The guy is living his dream job and is as genuine as they come.”
"He played the trombone. Did you know he played the trombone? That's a tough one to picture." --Kovacs, on Denard "Shoelace" Robinson
February 11th, 2013 at 6:46 PM |
Who wrote this article?
Who wrote this article?
Who is the reporter?
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
February 11th, 2013 at 7:01 PM |
I copied and pasted that
I copied and pasted that
I copied and pasted that quote into google.
It is from chatsports.
Greetings from Bolivia.
"It's special how the real true people hang together. And if you don't support the program you're not a true Michigan guy. It's that simple." - Gary Moeller
February 11th, 2013 at 7:08 PM |
Ah
Ah
And they also say this in the same report:
A few months back, we were told off the record that Michigan coaches had been telling recruits that they would be in Ann Arbor for years after Meyer in Columbus and to only expect the 2X National Championship winning coach to only be the head man at OSU for 3 more seasons until he gets bored.
This all sounds like a bunch of crap.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
February 11th, 2013 at 6:46 PM |
Source?
Source?
Source?
February 11th, 2013 at 6:47 PM |
I can't help but wonder
I can't help but wonder
how this fits into Urban's recruiting tips for the other Big Ten coaches.
Eating is murder.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:41 PM |
Ace Williams
Ace Williams
Is that you again? Are you back from the London tabloid trying to spread rumors again?
February 11th, 2013 at 6:43 PM |
Besides, there's a bylaw in the NFL making it illegal for HCs
Besides, there's a bylaw in the NFL making it illegal for HCs
to double-point. Hoke ain't going anywhere he can't double-point.
February 11th, 2013 at 6:54 PM |
(No subject)
(No subject)
February 11th, 2013 at 7:00 PM |
Good
Good
I'm ready to bring back Rich Rod anyway.
Too soon?
/s (obligatory, you guys know how the Internet can be sometimes)
"Yep"
February 11th, 2013 at 7:01 PM |
SEC tactic #4
SEC tactic #4
After Friday all the B1G coaches will have Urban's full tutorial on how to improve B1G recruiting by emulating OSU.
Wait until you see #3: Tell recruits that Hoke requires players to attend class regularly.
/s
"Everybody wants to be a hero, so to speak. But it takes everybody." - Charles Woodson
February 11th, 2013 at 7:01 PM |
Hoke going to the NFL is
Hoke going to the NFL is
Hoke going to the NFL is laughable. He is a college coach if I've ever seen one. I think he loves being in that teacher role, something he'd lose in going to the NFL.
I find this hard to believe that OSU coaches are spreading these rumors. For whatever reason, I can't see Meyer stooping this low. But hey, I've been wrong before.
Besides, why would OSU fans want Hoke gone? Wouldn't they want him to stick around so their "SEC defense" can dominate us thoroughly for a thousand generations as they're supposedly believing?
It's been a lot. Its been a roller coaster that for some reason seemed like it would never get good. But you know what? We kept fighting. It's like that old saying goes, "Those Who Stay Will Be Champions." -David Molk
February 11th, 2013 at 7:05 PM |
Meyer
Meyer
I'm not at all ready to pin this on him. Peppers may not have even said that. However, the Florida coaching staff (when Meyer was still there) pretty obviously lied to Daryl Stonum to try to get him to be a Gator. So I'm not sure how low Meyer would go.
It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future. -- Yogi Berra
February 11th, 2013 at 7:32 PM |
you don't think a man who
you don't think a man who
you don't think a man who cheated on his wife with a 20 year old would stoop that low to lie to recruits? OK.
Vice.com
February 11th, 2013 at 7:47 PM |
Um, unless you caught him
Um, unless you caught him
Um, unless you caught him first hand with the coed, I'd stay away from saying rumor as fact. Makes you look like a low life asshole.
February 11th, 2013 at 8:00 PM |
i think this whole post is
i think this whole post is
i think this whole post is about rumors,asshole.
Vice.com
February 11th, 2013 at 8:56 PM |
Are you comparing the baying
Are you comparing the baying
Are you comparing the baying of a -18 year old to your self? If so, at he didn't insinuate a married man cheated on his wife. Stay classy (love the pict, btw).
February 11th, 2013 at 8:02 PM |
Or it makes you look like the
Or it makes you look like the
Or it makes you look like the asshole that is telling recruits that Hoke is going to the NFL.
M'Dog
February 11th, 2013 at 8:17 PM |
yes,it makes me look just
yes,it makes me look just
yes,it makes me look just like a grown man lying to kids to come to my school. you busted me.
Vice.com
February 11th, 2013 at 7:56 PM |
Major Applewhite to Ohio?
Major Applewhite to Ohio?
Major Applewhite to Ohio?
February 11th, 2013 at 7:37 PM |
"I find this hard to believe that OSU coaches are spreading this
"I find this hard to believe that OSU coaches are spreading this
I don't find it hard at all. This is the culture down in Columbus.
February 11th, 2013 at 7:05 PM |
I believe Hoke said " coaches
I believe Hoke said " coaches
I believe Hoke said " coaches don't leave Michigan to go to the NFL, coaches leave the NFL to go to Michigan."
February 11th, 2013 at 7:05 PM |
Peppers is funny...
Peppers is funny...
...I have to say this post made me laugh. Pretty sure if Peppers is buying this BS, he may not be Michigan material.
In other breaking news...Beilein not getting basketball recruits because of multiple NBA head coaching job offers.
February 11th, 2013 at 7:05 PM |
It would be easy
It would be easy
For Hoke to say Urban is a broken man and he will likely just quit one day to the top recruits but Coach Hoke would never do that. But Urban would manufacture lies just to get a recruiting edge. Hopefully, the recruits will see past this BS!
expect the best
February 11th, 2013 at 7:14 PM |
Urban is such a great person.
Urban is such a great person.
Urban is such a great person.
BOOM! BOMBSHELLED!
February 11th, 2013 at 7:35 PM |
While this is a wonderful
While this is a wonderful
While this is a wonderful pictures, this is at least the second time you've posted it in the last hour...
February 11th, 2013 at 7:36 PM |
LOLZ
LOLZ
I <3 sarcasm.
February 11th, 2013 at 7:46 PM |
You need to do more...
You need to do more...
than post this same picture over and over again in every thread. Some kind of actual contribution besides posting this girl over and over again is needed going forward.
Go Blue!
Did I miss something? Was that actually reported (about Lawrence Marshall)?
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.