Ohio joke week
Not only should we beat ohio but we should have fun at their expense as well..........
An ohio fan and a Michigan fan get into a car accident. As they both get out of their cars to survey the damage they begin to discuss how much they hate each other. Being the better man - Michigan fan extends a hand of friendship and says "at a time like this we should put our differences aside." Michigan fan then goes to the trunk of his car and grabs a nice bottle of whiskey. Handing the bottle to the ohio fan he says "let's drink to our new friendship." The ohio fan takes a long drink and hands the bottle back to Michigan fan and says "your turn." "No thanks" he says, "think I'll wait for the police to get here."
ohio, WORST STATE EVER!
November 18th, 2012 at 10:08 AM ^
Ohio is a classy program that rewards players of good character who have high moral standing....
November 18th, 2012 at 3:28 PM ^
That scores at least a 3 with me ;-)
November 18th, 2012 at 3:28 PM ^
That scores at least a 3 with me ;-)
November 18th, 2012 at 10:13 AM ^
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November 18th, 2012 at 11:06 AM ^
A Wolverine, a Badger and a Buckeye meet up at happy hour and start comparing game-day activities around their respective stadia.
November 18th, 2012 at 11:21 AM ^
Because the senior that knew the recipe graduated.
November 18th, 2012 at 11:38 AM ^
November 18th, 2012 at 3:22 PM ^
you can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
November 18th, 2012 at 11:56 AM ^
A degree. Also herpes.
November 18th, 2012 at 1:34 PM ^
they are undeafeated and cant play for anything.i find that to be very funny.
November 18th, 2012 at 2:30 PM ^
I will get on it ASAP.
November 18th, 2012 at 3:15 PM ^
anyone else see this thread as a precoursor to TWIS? God I hope I'm wrong.
November 18th, 2012 at 4:01 PM ^
There are two 3rd graders one is an ohio state fan and one is a michigan fan who is bigger??
the ohio state fan because he is 18.
November 18th, 2012 at 4:29 PM ^
Q - If one car has an Ohio State quarterback, linebacker, and running back in it, who is driving?
A - The police officer.
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November 23rd, 2012 at 8:45 AM ^
There was a doctor who was performing an autopsy on an elderly man, and when he started examining him, he noticed a cork was jammed in his butt. When he pulled it out, clear as day came a voice singing, "In old Ohio there's a team...." The doctor was so surprised, he jammed the cork back in, and went to find a fellow doctor to see this. So, back in the morgue, the first doctor showed his colleague the body and pulled the cork out. A voice started singing the same song once again! The first doctor said, "isn't that just amazing!" to which the second doctor replied, "there's nothing to see here; it's just another old asshole singing the Ohio State fight song."
November 23rd, 2012 at 9:31 AM ^
A former member of the 1997 Michigan championship team was visiting the house of John Cooper as part of a charity event. Many of the attendees present were Ohio State fans, and all of them were eager to pick on him. After a nice dinner and a few drinks, the former Michigan player goes to use the restroom and finds a picture of Lloyd Carr above the toilet. The Ohio State fans are itching to find out what he says about it, but to their surprise, he doesn't mentioned it when he returns. Astonished, they ask him--"hey did you see the picture?" *snicker*. He replies, "yeah, it made a lot of sense, nothing makes John Cooper shit faster than Lloyd Carr".