http://www.usctrojans.com/blog/2012/11/game-balls.html
Messing with the game balls and your team still gave up 700 yards of offense.
rundown of Michigan's riser
Oh Lane
November 8th, 2012 at 2:24 AM
#1
Oh Lane
November 8th, 2012 at 2:27 AM | 
I don't know if this is
I don't know if this is
November 8th, 2012 at 3:31 PM |
I was in the same boat. I
I was in the same boat. I
I was in the same boat. I figured Al Davis was just being crazy again. But apparently he was on the money, in maybe unplayed just how slimy Kiffin really is.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:38 AM |
But he deflated his balls
But he deflated his balls
But he deflated his balls (ha, ha). Oregon has their own pair (ha,ha) so giving up tht many yards of offense is irrelevant isn't it?
Also what's the advantage of deflated balls (ha, but seriously)?
Touchdown Michigan!
November 8th, 2012 at 5:20 AM |
I would assume
I would assume
a slightly deflated ball would be easier to catch and hold to as a running back.
I would think it would suck passing.
November 8th, 2012 at 11:36 AM |
Correct to the first two,
Correct to the first two,
Correct to the first two, somewhat correct to the last.
The amount of deflation needed to make it a lot easier to catch is little enough that it would have a negligible effect on throwing.
November 8th, 2012 at 11:41 AM |
I didn't make that very
I didn't make that very
I didn't make that very clear. Let me try again, this time with visuals!
Deflation scale:
1 |--------------5--------------| 10
For throwing to be effected (more difficult to throw), the deflation number would need to be at least a 5.
For catching to be effected (easier to catch), the deflation number would need to be at least a 2.
QED as long as the footballs aren't deflated too much, everything should check out.
November 8th, 2012 at 10:01 PM |
TWSS
TWSS
.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:43 AM |
I don't know where else to mention this
I don't know where else to mention this
But I was browsing the roster, and noticed that Jack Kennedy may graduate with a 100% completion rating, 158.8 passer efficiency rating, and averaging 6 ypc (1/1 passing, 1 carry for 6 yards)
Incredible. I'm having an incredible year.
November 8th, 2012 at 3:18 AM |
And thus
And thus
It was known. Jack Kennedy will be the most accurate passer ever at Michigan. Have some points to push you on your way to start a thread.
November 8th, 2012 at 10:28 AM |
The points aren't real...
The points aren't real...
The points aren't real...
Whatcha gonna do, little brother?
November 8th, 2012 at 11:25 AM |
The cake is a lie...
The cake is a lie...
The cake is a lie...
How many times have you been on the freeway and had someone fly by you at 100 mph then end up 2 cars ahead of you at the off ramp? What's the point? -Mark Harmon
November 8th, 2012 at 10:31 PM |
The (MMB) cake is not a lie
The (MMB) cake is not a lie
The (MMB) cake is not a lie and it will be back in the Big House during pregame against Iowa.
-I understood your reference but then I made it about Michigan, specifically the band.
-I'm still sad that Carl was sick at that game that I linked to.
November 8th, 2012 at 2:39 PM |
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme
http://www.quickmeme.com/meme/3rp8g7/
sparksofattraction.com
November 8th, 2012 at 11:52 AM |
I'm
I'm
not sure a new thread about Jack Kennedy's completion percentage is necessary.
November 8th, 2012 at 11:54 AM |
It would be a great line...
It would be a great line...
in a diary for Senior Day, though. Anyone want to get on that?
Go Blue!
November 8th, 2012 at 10:54 PM |
William Dougall
William Dougall
William Dougall protests!
/FreshmanFootballCoachAtMyHighSchool
Go Blue!
November 8th, 2012 at 11:44 AM |
The real question here is who
The real question here is who
The real question here is who do you think will wear his #14 Legends jersey?
November 8th, 2012 at 11:55 AM |
Josh Furman.
Josh Furman.
Josh Furman.
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
November 8th, 2012 at 3:22 AM |
Yeah, so sure it was without
Yeah, so sure it was without
Yeah, so sure it was without the knowledge of any higher-ups. People don't just do things like that.
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
November 8th, 2012 at 3:38 AM |
Of course not
Of course not
But he took the fall and he didn't give anyone else up. People like those kind of things, it won't go unnoticed.
November 8th, 2012 at 6:47 AM |
It will be his lifelong sadsack
It will be his lifelong sadsack
claim to fame.
November 8th, 2012 at 9:07 AM |
"Everybody gets pinched. But
"Everybody gets pinched. But
"Everybody gets pinched. But you did it right. You told 'em nothing and they got nothing...I'm proud of you. You took your first pinch like a man and you learned the two greatest things in life...Never rat on your friends and always keep your mouth shut." - Lane Kiffin
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
November 8th, 2012 at 9:30 AM |
In the end
In the end
That didn't help Paulie Cicero or Jimmy Conway.
And Henry's life afterward: "And that's the hardest part. Today everything is different; there's no action... have to wait around like everyone else. Can't even get decent food - right after I got here, I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce, and I got egg noodles and ketchup. I'm an average nobody... get to live the rest of my life like a schnook. "
Larry
I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
November 8th, 2012 at 10:41 AM |
The brilliant thing
The brilliant thing
about that ending is that in a world where movie gansters often want "out" and become desperate to dissasociate themselves from their past (Godfather, Heat, etc.), Hill never identified how inherently flawed and unsustainable "the lifestyle" was. He viewed being allowed to not go to prison and actually just "live" as an insult, like he was being subjected to cruel and unusual punishment above that which a gangster should ever being forced to withstand. That was what was fascinating about both that book and movie. He just never got it.
As for Kiffin and USC, what did you expect? The WORST HIRE EVER. That guy is just trouble.
November 8th, 2012 at 10:55 AM |
Kiffin was a great hire
Kiffin was a great hire
The NCAA's slimiest program hired football's most unctuous coach. That might be their best hire ever, at least in terms of being a good "fit."
November 8th, 2012 at 9:34 AM |
The USC coaching staff....
The USC coaching staff....
The USC coaching staff....
November 8th, 2012 at 3:45 AM |
title needs more detail
title needs more detail
balls. lane's balls?
November 8th, 2012 at 3:54 AM |
Can Kiffin get any slimier?
Can Kiffin get any slimier?
Can Kiffin get any slimier?
November 8th, 2012 at 6:47 AM |
Serious question: does Lane
Serious question: does Lane
Serious question: does Lane Kiffin have a soul?
November 8th, 2012 at 8:25 AM |
Of course he does...he shares
Of course he does...he shares
Of course he does...he shares one with Nick Saban. Lane gets it on M-W-F, while Sabs gets it on T-R-Sun They flip a ball boy to determine who gets it on Saturdays.
We ARE Michigan....COME GET SOME!!!
November 8th, 2012 at 11:59 AM |
Nah, both soulless on Saturdays.
Nah, both soulless on Saturdays.
Actually, I think neither get it on Saturdays. Especially fall Saturdays both seem to be soulless. /s
November 8th, 2012 at 6:58 AM |
soooo how does deflated balls
soooo how does deflated balls
soooo how does deflated balls help your team again?
Put on the full armor of God so that you can take your stand against the devil's schemes. - Ephesians 6:11
November 8th, 2012 at 8:59 AM |
Seems to me like deflated
Seems to me like deflated
Seems to me like deflated balls would NOT be one of his issues but what do i know....
November 8th, 2012 at 11:10 AM |
The second pic
The second pic
Is not Layla Kiffin. It's Elin Nordegren.
not just "douchey" MGoBlog user, but now TRUSTED MGoBlog user
November 8th, 2012 at 1:27 PM |
And this is the Perkins waitress Tiger cheated on her with
And this is the Perkins waitress Tiger cheated on her with
Tiger, C'mon son!
"It's the only place to get the inside story on Wolverine football, so blee bluhh tahh!" - Bo
November 8th, 2012 at 9:04 AM |
Barkley has small hands. And
Barkley has small hands. And
Barkley has small hands. And you know what they say about small hands. They don't really say anything about small hands.
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
November 8th, 2012 at 10:05 PM |
Maybe they just look small when he's stroking it
Maybe they just look small when he's stroking it
.
November 8th, 2012 at 9:48 AM |
A) There is no way this kid
A) There is no way this kid
A) There is no way this kid went rouge and did this without being told to.
B) I wonder how much it would cost to get the fired manager to talk on the record about it.
November 8th, 2012 at 10:27 AM |
Went rouge?
Went rouge?
Like this?
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
November 8th, 2012 at 9:55 AM |
You would think
You would think
With girls like this hanging out at games, that there would be no problems keeping your balls inflated.
www.eatacheeseburger.blogspot.com Brian Cook has read this blog!
November 8th, 2012 at 11:16 AM |
You might want to get checked
You might want to get checked
You might want to get checked out. That's not quite how it should work.
"Are you coming to bed?"
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"Someone is WRONG on the internet."
November 8th, 2012 at 10:06 AM |
wow
wow
Lane's wife's hotness is inversly proportional to his morals. This guy has already left more than one fan base hating him, and I feel like the list will grow like a wildfire before all is said and done. How many years until he's run out of USC? Who knows...
November 8th, 2012 at 10:26 AM |
The strange thing about
The strange thing about
The strange thing about Kiffin is he hasn't won anywhere. His career arch would indicate that he has been successful, but that is not accurate. It's as if he has naked pictures of everybody's wife or something. Maybe he does?
or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing.
November 8th, 2012 at 1:29 PM |
He could be passing out naked pictures of his wife
He could be passing out naked pictures of his wife
And it wouldn't cover up his mediocre coaching.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
November 8th, 2012 at 10:29 AM |
Based on the sentiment out
Based on the sentiment out
Based on the sentiment out here right now...probably not too long. This fanbase was convinced they'd have a national title and a Heisman trophy after this season. Now it's almost certain they'll have neither and will likely finish with 4-6 losses. Yeah, people aren't thrilled with Kiffin right now.
November 8th, 2012 at 6:44 PM |
I think they beat ND.
I think they beat ND.
Who knows how good UCLA is. I suspect SC will win out.
"The Ruhr will not be subjected to a single bomb. If an enemy bomber reaches the Ruhr, my name is not Hermann Göring: you can call me Urban Meyer!"
November 9th, 2012 at 1:46 AM |
They'll be lucky to beat ND.
They'll be lucky to beat ND.
They'll be lucky to beat ND. They can't block anyone. OU is the best team ND has on their schedule.
Go Blue!
November 8th, 2012 at 10:29 AM |
Oh no,
Oh no,
He has naked pictures of my wife?! I didn't even know I was married.
"Mattison must break you. Jake Ryan is his tool."
November 8th, 2012 at 11:38 AM |
Kiffin's back, almost 100% lock
Kiffin's back, almost 100% lock
I follow the team pretty close and he's safe unless there is something huge on the violations front. He's an outstanding recruiter. People's expectations were maybe not in line with reality this season. There were lots of road games and the PAC is a lot better league than when Carroll was running over it every year. USC is mostly a young team and will have 17 starters back next year. Plus they'll have really only 3 difficult games with two of them at home and no Oregon.
We all saw the difference the home-road thing made this season with Michigan.
Now if he goes 8-4 next year, the seat might be heating up.
This offseason don't be surprised if there are staff changes made including his dad retiring as defensive coordinator and maybe hiring an offensive coordinator/quarterback's coach. My understanding is his relationship with Barkley is unnecessarily prickly and a buffer between the quarterback and coach might be in order. These changes will be an almost certainty if they don't beat UCLA and lose the south.
"because character wins in life and character wins on the football field....." 1-11-11
November 8th, 2012 at 1:07 PM |
Yeah, I agree he won't be
Yeah, I agree he won't be
Yeah, I agree he won't be canned after this year, but if they lose even one more game (and they play two teams ranked above them) his seat will be hot. SC fans will not put up with many 3 and 4 loss seasons, especially when they know they out talent every team they play.
They'll probably only lose 3 starters on each side of the ball after this season, but they'll likely lose 5 each after 2013, with depth starting to become an issue. If they have another 3+ loss season next year, people will be calling for Lane's head.
I don't know if this is actually his fault, but this seems like the place to say this. I assumed that Al Davis was just bonkers and wrong, but his assessment of Lane Kiffin was probably his most lucid and prescient moment of the last decade of his life. What a scumbag.
" I want to win Big 10 titles. Multiply. Consecutively. I just made that word up (multiply). I'm like that. I'm good at Scrabble."