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Official Vent Thread
How in the world does Bellomy even got a full ride scholarship to Michigan? Who scouted this kid? He a faster running version of Nick Sheridan. He was
God awful.
Without Denard there are NO Playmakers on this offense. Denard IS the offense. What will next year look like?
This oline is the opposite of what Hoke preaches. No toughness or physicality. They can't manhandle anyone. It's shocking how bad the running game looks. Take away Denard and there is NO
Running game. No one took a leadership role and stepped up and made a damn play.
But back to my main point, how the hell did Bellomy end up at the winningest college program of all time?
Wow they really should disable or moderate all new thread posts for 4 hours after a loss give peopl time to get over the butthurt and disappointment. This thread is fail and looks like something that can be found on RCMB. Go to bed, post tomorrow when youve had a chance to contemplate the fact that we are changing to O from what it was, and that going 11-2 last year has completely distorted some peoples logic concering the rethink of a teams playstyle and the time table involved. Next year will be a better benchmark on the direction of the program.
Look at me! I am the prime minister of England!
*whine start:
How is this troling merely saying tomorrow after were sober/less upset would be a better time for a vent thread when were not shooting from the hip
*Whine End
ok I get it the mods are just as emo as the OMGzombii apocolypse crowd. I retract my last posts on the ground that logic has ceased to exist.
For the last time, we don't moderate individual comments.
With that said, we ARE moderating the board. I'd love to go to bed after a long evening out, but instead I'm reading 98's bullshit and trying to devise an appropriate punishment (my thought: Spanish Inquisition).
What's the point of venting if you wait to calm down? We're venting because we're angry now, we might not be as angry tomorrow which would make a vent thread pointless.
"There will be blood on the field and it won't be mine." -KK
Fair enough guess it goes from normal to trolling on its own, or I just plain out dont understand the mechanics of the board(I don't)
Why vent now? Thats the point of my posts when you're agnry you're not really as thoughtfull as you might otherwise be. The post of mine that got hit as trolling was a toss out to stop threads being posted for 4 hours after a loss or atleast heavily moderated to prevent the type of posts we all laugh about in TWIS, now if we laugh at TWIS we're just hypocrites. So fail thread killed funny feel better about ourseves thread(article? blog?)
Red Stag on the rocks and Busch Light...lots of this back and forth. This is the only rational way I can vent right now. Otherwise, my venting may be as ineffective as our entire offensive existence.
THIS POST HAS BEEN REDACTED SO I DON'T END UP ON TWIS.
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I honestly think the biggest disappointment this year is the O line. Run blocking has been atrocious, and they are an experienced group.
I completely agree. Whether it is blocking schemes or just technique, they just have not been able to drive defenses off the ball.
is assuming Lewan goes pro, we return 1 starter on O-line next year. I'm worried the blocking will be even worse next year than this year.
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This x10000000!!! I know fitz hasn't looked great this year, but honestly, I don't see him missing that many holes. I see him getting frustrated by the lack of holes and then becoming impatient when running.
The only reason Denard has been able to run well at all this year is his own God given ability or the help of an extra blocker. The line has been very poor. Barnum and Mealer especially.
I dont blame the players, especially Bellamy, I blame Hoke and Borges all the way on this one, they failed to give these guys the motivation that this game was not lost. There was zero sense of urgency to win this game, 5 minutes to go we're making plays finally and the players are walking back to the line of scrimmage? I dont think so you play 2-minute drill football and you play to frickin win! Not taking timeouts to try and get our offense the ball? This was a pathetic coaching performance and one of the most disappointing Michigan losses Ive watched, this is more painful than the RR era because expectations are higher. The coaches should have been giving Gardner reps at qb all season, and they need to get Fitz out of their ass and give the ball to Thomas Rawls. Ridiculous, lose the stubbornous (coaches) and play to win. I hate this
"You play to win"
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but once the 2nd half started and NO Denard ..... it was over and we all should have known it. Defense played well considering they also knew that the offense wasn;t going to score a bunch of points. Oh yeah ... the refs absolutely SUCKED, except for the fact that Nebraska's secondary could allplay for sparty ... fucking head hunters !!!!
OK .. vent over ..... go blue ......
No place on earth I'd rather be on a football Saturday than Michigan Stadium !
I hope we at least got orange slices and Capri Suns during the second half...
I had two kids popped on my jr pee wee game today - both bleeding.
They went back in and we won.
I don't see that heart in this Michigan team.
They didn't throw on a jacket and scowl.
life is like a box of chocolates... and you got the Whizzo Quality Assortment
Michigan 5-3, Ohio State and Notre Dame undefeated, Tigers down 3-0 in the series, learning that Michigan could seriously be screwed without Denard next season... All I can say is: Is it basketball season yet?
2013 will be the year.
Do not recall that in RR years, and if not, we might be nearly 50 years since that happened. Any historical statisticians or talented Googlers out there?
We didn't score a TD against ND, MSU, or Nebraska.
It is spelled HOKEAMANIA. Our coach is an ass-kicking American citizen, not one of the Beatles, for Christ's sake!
I only looked back about 15 years (posted below before seeing this) but didn't this happening before. Also, RR never had a game without a TD, even in 2008.
Ghost of Yost talked about it in this thread http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/stat-evening last time UM went 3 times in a season without a TD in a game was 1962. Don't know if they were back to back games or not like these last two.
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Honestly, at what point does hoke think about a new oc?
I don't know what im more angry about:
Scenario #1 Early on with Bellomy in game, receivers could not catch the fucking ball to maintain any semblance of momentum. I mean help the fucking quarterback out!!!!!!!
Scenario #2 Notre Dame housing Oklahoma and how we totally should have beaten them... commence the Notre Dame is #1 or #2 talk. God they are so over-rated!!!! Their quality wins are us? (clearly overrated) and now Oklahoma (also ALWAYS overrated). Bob Stoops is great at losing every big game he coaches in....
I honestly think I'm more mad about Notre Dame now that I spell it out but I can't really tell... I'm just so fucking mad
Your handle of AngryAlum is very telling.
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We can't be happy because we're Michigan fans and Michigan lost. Now you are telling us that we can't be sad or angry in a thread titled "vent". If we can't get irrationally upset about sports games, what can we get worked up about?
My Hart Will go on
We can't be happy because we're Michigan fans and Michigan lost. Now you are telling us that we can't be sad or angry in a thread titled "vent". If we can't get irrationally upset about sports games, what can we get worked up about?
My Hart Will go on
We now have field goal kicking. AND we should have field goal kicking for some period of time. I am trying to find some silver lining on this somber as hell evening.
If you cannot see why we're moving the ball so poorly on the ground, I don't think you're a very astute football fan. Michigan OL is just plain weak this season. They get very little push, they're not getting the second level, and when they do open some holes, they close up quickly as they cannot sustain the blocks long enough to let the runners through. Fitz is dancing and running east-west because there is NOWHERE to run.
Sing to the colors that float in the light;
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
So I'm so pissed I can hardly speak. That was the most incredibly lame offensive show I think I've ever seen from a Michigan team. Even before Denard went out. Its been the same thing over and over against decent competition for the past two years, last week against MSU was no different. If I was the Nebraska defensive coordinator I could have done nearly as good of a job today, and last week as well. SERIOUSLY, keeping Bellomy in for the entire second half without trying something with Gardiner, thinking we would be able to run the ball with NO THREAT of a passing game, COULD IT REALLY HAVE BEEN ANY WORSE. I give big kudo's to what the defense has been able to do with a lot of underclassmen and few juniors and seniors (KUDO's to Greg and the defensive players), but Borges just plain SUCKS. I'm sorry, but we have gone from Rich-Rod who could run an offense but not have a defense, to Hoke, who has re-established a defense but has Al "I personally suck eggs and can't be creative" offense, so which is worse. My suggestion to the team: Hoke you need to get someone who can taylor your offense to your personnel and has some creativity and get rid of the IDIOT who is Al Borges!! If Bellomy is really our second best option at quarterback, you REALLY, REALLY are an overpaid idiot!!!!!!!!!!!! I would have thought that you would have a better backup plan for when (NOT IF) Denard was injured. Obviously I have given you (Borges) a whole lot more credit than is due, and the Michigan Athletic Department is paying you a significant amount more than you are worth!!!!!
This is a vent thread. Trying to be funny all the time makes you look like an ass.
Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis.
Says the guy who makes a comment making himself look like an ass. Bravo
If calling someone out for continually trying to be funny when responding to posts full of frustration is being an ass then sure. By the way, posting empty fluff all of the time doesn't really mean you are contributing, but good for you!
Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis.
You take this board and football way too seriously. Seek help for your anger issues. Humor is good for the soul, try enjoying it sometime.
The Official Vent Thread isn't a place to dispense some justifiable anger? Whether it be in defense of one's anger or in defense of another's displeasure is not relevant. Nothing in the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity so i'll back away from you very slowly and make sure not to quarrel with someone of your intellect in the future.
Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis.
with difficulty set to freshman and human ai at 100 and cpu ai at 0?
i think yes.
I do it for my love of the Streets
I think I am very scared of 2013, very very scared.
"Wasn't that Michigan drive just great. That's like Patton riding into Berlin." ~Bob Ufer
this loss sucks but the thing that bothers me the most is the wr's. i probably shoud have known not to expect much from them but damn they have been bad. other than gallon i dont see it being any better next year. hope im wrong!
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The receivers aren't good but, in Roundtree's credit he was robbed of the one catch and Gallon was going to lose 2 yards if caught the one WR screen. Gardner is a good athlete but if he is gonna get hit he won't make the catch. We needed to get the ball back in the hands of Drew " The Threat" Dileo, he always makes the catch.
It's truly inexplicable to me how we have one of the fastest, most dangerous running QB's in the nation, if not ever, and we constantly bottle him up with horrible play calling. Just totally uninspired crap. Sure Denard can make something out of nothing against mediocre teams but against any defense with a pulse our offense has been pretty much shit.



would be helpful as well.
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