79-70 Go Blue!
The official Michigan State Basketball Schadenfreude thread
The better team won both games this season.
The better program won both games this season.
Fixed it for you.
And better uniforms and better haircuts and better health (obviously) and better colors and better school and better strength coach (who's been getting tons of mentions on the air, thanks to beefing up Stauskas and LeVert)
Well, maybe not the uniform part. Those yellow highlighter uniforms are pretty awful. And years from now, when we see replays of them, I think we'll all be a little embarrassed.
Accordingly, the better internet community was treated to victory.
just an awesome day!!!!
That's good because I definitely didn't want to lose to the team leading the league in stupid looking facial hair.
WOOOOOOO! GO BLUE!!!!
Have to admit, I thought we were going to lose big in this one.
Gotta ask...how did you think that? Michigan has been phenomenal at home the last few years and after dropping the stinker to Wisconsin, I thought the general consensus was that we were going to play hard.
Hindsight is always 20/20 but I think most of us were expecting a dogfight, and a win for the good guys.
Their tears of unfathomable sadness are so delicious.
Canuck day in Ann arbor. If anyone sees Mrs stauskas after the game, wish her a good day and give her a donut.
dirty talk, that's his mother for Christ's sake...
To give her a sandy Eskimo...
or dirty Sanchez.....
better be a tim horton's donut.
Weirdly aroused by this graphic?
Did you ever find bugs bunny attractive when he put on a dress and play a girl bunny?
I'll admit it: the moose is pretty hot!
what a Rack!
Or are you from Canada?
The latter would strongly imply the former.
She's hot and she has doughnuts. What's weird about finding that arousing?
....oh, never mind!
Love me some timbits. Great win for Beilein and the boys. Go Blue!
I sent a Spartan family member a simple text at the 30 second mark: Hail to the Victors
We had no communication before, or leading up to the game. the reply: Suck Cock!!!
You stay classy, Sparty.
Your mother is a Sparty?
"Please go easy on us today. We are suppose to be a final four team."
bigtime today. I wonder if he will bolt to the Pistons? I do not want to be anywhere near Cedar Grove tonight.....burn things and flip over cop cars.
That raised my hatred of him to a new level.
That kid is such a punk. The fact that he wasn't even on the freaking court when he started that nonsense is what put it over the top. And yes, that totally should have been a T.
Caris in the first half, Nik in the second.
Glenn pulled down some huge rebounds and fought hard at time under the boards. Got rewarded in the end with the alley-oop.
And it's amazing how neither Horford or Morgan fouled out in that game. It took every foul in to quell Payne. That was impressive tag team D.
SWEEP MUPPETS, BABY!
Horford fouled out with two minutes left.
That's what was so amazing about it!
I heard that six Spartans were taken away in ambulances to deal with hangnails, toothaches, and corns. One of the rough and tough Spartan players is also is rumored to have eaten really hot soup yesterday and have burnt his tongue--Izzo privately has said deciding whether that player would suit up or not was the second hardest decision of his life.
Izzo then wept for three straight hours until Dickie V. arrive to console him.
Man, that's so much more fun to write after a season sweep!
The slapping on the floor wasn't to pump up the defense, it was to pop both dislocated wrists for all five players back into place... the toughness on that team is remarkable
Sometimes I wonder where the reputation came from.
"Well the whole game turned on that horseshit technical Payne got for hanging on the rim. Levert did the same thing and didn't get t'd up. And Dawson didn't play"
Seriously you could probably go over to rcmb and play bingo with those sentences.
Enjoy the water cooler chatter tomorrow, friends.
I gave my sparty friends props for winning the Rose Bowl for the first time in 3000 years. But do you think they will give us credit? I am not expecting any but I sure will rub their noses in my waste.
Umm, Rose Bowl Championship =/= Regular season basketball win
I would, but I don't live in Michigan and I therefore very rarely happen upon any Sparty fans.
Dos a cero