Official Jake Blountess Thread: Jakefense

Submitted by Ben Mathis-Lilley on October 5th, 2013 at 6:36 PM

Great game for the fighting Jakes. Only marred by the nine touchdowns and 650 yards rushing put up by opposing QB Jake "Leidner" JakeManziel....

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SalvatoreQuattro

October 5th, 2013 at 8:28 PM ^

having phone sex with a male customer? Apparently the customer's wife walked in on her hushand making grunting sounds on the phone.

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evenyoubrutus

October 5th, 2013 at 7:42 PM ^

Did anyone catch the Michigan-Iowa State game today in kinnick stadium? Pam Mowins did the play by play and he was amazing at it.

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Nick

October 6th, 2013 at 3:26 AM ^

hahahahhahahahahha

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Mike420GoBlue

October 6th, 2013 at 10:17 AM ^

To find the history of the jug we've been taught is backwards. One of the tv dolts said at the end of the game that Minn had brought water from home, because Michigan couldn't be trusted to supply them with clean water. I wanted the other nimrod to correct him, but I believe he was kissing the Minn qb off camera

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BloomingtonBlue

October 5th, 2013 at 7:42 PM ^

Hell of a bartender at a local pub in Bloomington, IL.

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The Barwis Effect

October 5th, 2013 at 8:14 PM ^

Mike Patrick's been horrible going on 20 years now.

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Brightside

October 5th, 2013 at 9:12 PM ^

Until I read this post I thought I was hearing things... Did you know Maxx is a real match-up problem?

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Steve in PA

October 5th, 2013 at 9:18 PM ^

never mind. Go Jake!

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a2_electricboogaloo

October 5th, 2013 at 9:42 PM ^

I was at the game, so I didn't get to hear the announcers. I'm guessing that they were awful?

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justingoblue

October 5th, 2013 at 10:16 PM ^

Hammer by Keedy Black is a better song than the game the announcers called. YouTube that if you've never spent your time looking up lists of the worst things on YouTube. NSFW/H.

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Michigasling

October 5th, 2013 at 10:19 PM ^

So I'm figuring that the post is suggesting I shouldn't be too upset that ESPN3.com isn't showing the game replay (at least not when I checked).

I also thought this post was going to be about the future of our defense when Jake Ryan is healthy enough to rejoin Countess.

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Mike420GoBlue

October 6th, 2013 at 10:13 AM ^

Is how I would describe them... Minnesota fans, is another way. I understand the job of the announcers a lot of times is to take the side of the underdog in these games that everyone knows the outcome of, but today it was way over the top.

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Canadian

October 5th, 2013 at 11:15 PM ^

Boy I'm glad I didn't have to deal with announcers. Nothing worse

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jml969

October 6th, 2013 at 12:38 PM ^

The radio announcers during the game

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Ezeh-E

October 6th, 2013 at 12:07 AM ^

Wait, Datbull (4 lyfe!) was announcing the game today? I couldn't hear in between all the praise being lavished upon Maxx Liedner

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Blue Koolaid

October 6th, 2013 at 12:23 AM ^

Liedner now named favorite in Heisman race!

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Blue Koolaid

October 6th, 2013 at 12:21 AM ^

So the Minne QB was a pocket passer in HS...then gained weight and became a runner? Gaining weight = more speed I guess? Tebow like...just sayin

Oh I forget how many turnovers Gardner has plz remind me again...and again...and again...

Man that Minne QB is good! I think they found their QB! Yup found they did.

Kill not at game. Seizure. Not at game. Kill not at game. Seizure. Gonna step down ONLY if it effects game day...and only if assistants can't fill in. Gonna do what's best for team if he can't coach in games...unless assistants can fill in. mmm love kill.

Gardner turns ball over a lot...did I mention that?

Minne QB...big...mmm

etc.

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WCHBlog

October 6th, 2013 at 12:26 AM ^

..was that Mike Patrick didn't even discuss what Miley Cyrus is doing with her life.

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TrppWlbrnID

October 6th, 2013 at 12:31 AM ^

Spoken more times than yards he passed for. Ed Cunningham really really loves him some leidner.

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Tree

October 6th, 2013 at 1:07 AM ^

is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin, I work in a lumbermill there

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Losher

October 6th, 2013 at 1:15 AM ^

So who else missed the hand it to Norfleet and every fan hold their breath as he might make an amazing play plays? I really thought those would have worked late in the first half to pick up the pace after Minny ran the ball 100 times and our offense sat there waiting to get the ball back

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