to play football, not to play trumpet
Official F*CK DUKE open thread
I stole this for facebook purposes. Imaginary +1 obligatory.
That is all.
are a bunch of female dogs
SHOCK THE WORLD!
Duke can fuck themselves!!!!!
Michigan will shock the NCAA tournament world this afternoon
Duke University? More like PUKE University!
I came up with that all by myself.
I know we shouldn't compare this years team with the Fabs, but that would be a hoot for them to all come out in black socks...:)
We wore black socks and shoes against Tennessee too
too involved with the play, I guess...
Who is the guy on our team best suited to stepping on Kyrie's big toe? I imagine McLimans has a big foot.
and i love you all.
LOL really?? "Fuck Duke" is the best you guys have?? I expect this sort of low-level foolishness from Maryland fans, but damn people, I would expect more class or at least more creativity from felow Michigan fans.
Also, neg away, doesn't count anyways, GO DUKE.
P.S. - Yes, we love all the calls that go our way. Every Duke student/alum is in on the conspiracy of Coach K paying the refs and we're all for it. Later, we'll all gather together to worship Satan, perform human sacrifices in Cameron and eat babies together.
Are you a Michigan fan or a Duke fan? GTFO
you spelled fellow wrong. You should have come to Michigan.
Although I have to say, now that I understand your handle, it is pretty creative.
Is that classier? I love elitist fan bases, like there is so much class in gangbanging a colored hooker in the frathouse! Yo Bra!
You must be 90 years old, from the South, or both. Good job making maizenbluedevil look good.
Now I know how Jalen must feel.
1. Duke in South.
2. Duke has LaCrosse Team that did what I stated. Ahem, maybe.
3. Me want to beat Duke badly. Responding to poster with snark.
4. You missing entire point badly.
Anyways, GO BLUE!
Unnecessary Jalen Rose comparisons aside, my apologies for not assuming snark. Obviously your post did not read that way to me. I should give more credit to other posters on this board.
Uh dude it's called lacrosse. Now if you were talking about the Duke team playing in LaCrosse Wisconsin, then my apologies.
His name is Htown after all. Which is Houston, as in Houston, Texas.
. . . but you're probably a bitch.
A Modest Proposal is probably required reading at Duke, so I'm assuming you're serious about that.
Also, I'm pretty sure Singler is a vampire, so the human sacrifices don't seem that unlikely either.
Let me guess you are a Yankee and Cowboy fan as well.
Coach K reminds me of Coach Swifty from Basketball Diaries. Oh, yeah, and Duke is full of bitches.
Richard Nixon went to Duke.
Gerald Ford went to Michigan.
What does it mean? What does it mean?
Nixon was one name Grant Hill neglected to drop during his NYT whine and cheese party. Interesting.
So is your face.
Forcibly sodomize Duke.
Impale Duke upon a blunt stake.
My Duke loathing has never been higher than it is right now, 5 minutes before tip off. However, I know it can only grow from here.
Can somebody buy Singler's game worn jersey on eBay righ now and call that baby into the NCAA?
Duke can suck it.
wanted to get on this thread for the title alone
Kyle Singler is a flopping, arrogant, insufferable asshole.
I agree, but Jim Nantz is a bigger asshole...leave it at that
Because he makes Blake McLimans look like Malcolm X.
It's like Duke recruits the ugliest motherfuckers they can just so their team is even more unlikeable.
the refs are currently gargling on duke's manhood right now and we are only down 4!
WE GOT THIS!
Or, you know, watched any Duke game ever played...
Duke usually gets the foul calls on shooting fouls to their benefit. The opponents of Duke generally get their best or key players in foul trouble as Duke doesn't. Coach k has to be the most annoying coach of all time. I would think he would be T'd up more than he has. Finally, I can't wait until we get another true big for the post. An absolute monster that can board and demand a double team. Great season. We are back on the path to being a top 10 program.
singler is so damn ugly. Damn.
I wish we had Duke's offense where you can just basically drive right into a player and know you are going to get a foul called because of Saint K on the sideline. F that whiny ass rat-faced bitch.
I'm not going to blame the loss on the officials. If we had made one more 3 pointer we win that game. But the way they called the game benefitted duke. There's no doubt about that. The officials decided they weren't going to call hand-checking, seriously benefitting duke, and they weren't going to call over the back. Novak had Singler's elbow in his face and underarm on his clavicle when he made the last rebound. That was a foul in the Butler game. But not against precious duke. F Duke. F Shusheffski and F Grant Hill. F 'em all.
Yeah, I'm pissed.
But what a season...