Official Cowboy Classic Hater's thread: HATERS ONLY!

Isn't Vincent Smith like 5'6" and 170ibs?  If Bama's D-ine is SO big, fast and powerful, why would we use our smallest guy to run at them?  and Gardner needs about 300 more practice reps at receiver...  

3 hours of watching the game sped up in 3 seconds...

Joe Schad‏@schadjoe

Sean Payton attended Cowboys Classic as guest of Brady Hoke

Dude was not ready or rushing it too much. Sorry, but not enough tackles on first contact . One of many, but we count on him the most. Sorry by ufr will bear me out.

I'm drunk.

Mary Sue Coleman.

The chanting of SEC was painful to hear.

Fuck shit cock balls ass. That is all

What is up with the turf?  looked like shit on tv, just as it did in the super bowl a few years ago......i was so excited about this game, i seriously thought about going.... i dont know what else to type becasue im filled with rage, dissapointment and alcohol...

i want the power to NEG back!

didn't call nearly enough designed runs for Denard in the first half. Only that one on third and one, which got the first. We were just overmatched though, we need another year or two for our recruiting to catch up to theirs.

If 2012 has taught us only one thing it is this: anyone who has a statue made of them while they are still living probably got there by being morally bankrupt in at least one area of their life, but also by being pretty good at what they do.

IT IS NOT UNCATCHABLE IF IT HITS THE RECIEVER IN THE LEG.

Dave Brandon is shitting in my mouth and calling it a sundae.

Observations: our uniforms sucked, bama has a great oline, we need a new offensive coordinator

The band almost not going: Don't care. They went, that's what's important.

Our uniforms: Legit gripe.

Numbers on helmets: Don't care.

D-line gettin blown up: What did you think was going to happen?

O-line gettin blown up: What did you think was going to happen?

Denard gettin blown up: What did you think was going to happen?

Our running backs gettin blown up: What did you think was going to happen?

Our DB's getting beat deep again and again: After Countess went down, what did you think was going to happen?

Stupid penalties (Lewan): Legit gripe.

Dave Brandon: I'm not mad at him for scheduling this game. If you want to be the best, you have to play the best.

Brent Musburger: Legit gripe.

Dee Hart: Get over it.

Rich Rodriguez recruiting undersized linemen: That horse is not only dead, it's been mutilated into an unrecognizable pulp. Get over it. 

What do you call a virgin in Alabama?

Faster than her brothers.

How do you circumcise a guy in Alabama?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Am I in the wrong thread? I'll see myself out.

made me want to punch the TV.  I've come to expect ridiculous commentary out of Musberger, since he appears to be in the early stages of Dementia, however Herbstreit was taking every opportunity to take shots at Michigan, and seemed to enjoy twisting the knife every chance he got.  I expected his usual ball-washing of the SEC, but he took so many pot shots at Michigan, it was making me sick!  Some of the insults were deserved, but Herby seemed to enjoy pouring salt on the wound.

Spineless refs: Fergodsakes have some conviction and stick to a call even if Saban is bitching in your ear. Last time I checked you can't mug players out of bounds, and kick catch doesn't extend 3 yards away. The Halo rule got repealed years ago.

LOUD NOISES!!!

This thread was made for me.

1) David Brandon / The Coaching Staff... if you're going to schedule this game, you best bring all your guns to the fight.  Not saying Toussaint should have played, but you had to use Denard as a runner if we were going to win.  Instead you "shelved" him to avoid injury, and we got blown out.  Also - what happened to all those interesting stunts on the first series?  Did Saban render them useless, or did we give up trying?

2) Some of the worst fucking reffing I have seen in a game of ours... ever.  The Rawls facemask as a holding call on Lewan?  Knee Grow Please.  That shit was AWFUL.  Also I don't know if it was the camera angle, but it seemed as if every "first down by the length of the football" became 3rd and 1 for us.