Offensive Coordinator Candidates? Who ya got?!
November 14th, 2013 at 10:30 AM ^
I don't think so. I mean, they have two different names.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:33 AM ^
Totally diff. Thunder is the master of his domain while Magnus is an outspoken peon. I want the guy with the domain and the flowing hair with lightening emanating throughout the follicles. He seems like a winner. Fuck that Magnus dude.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:48 AM ^
"Fuck that Magnus dude."
No thanks. Unless you're Miranda Kerr.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:55 AM ^
What if I was or resembled her? You just blew your shot. Or I could just look like a dude with some blush on doing the Einhorn thing with the nethers. You'll never know either way.
November 14th, 2013 at 11:55 AM ^
Miranda Kerr is nice and all.. but why are her eyes so far apart? I'd take that distance for UM's YPC any day of the week right now.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:22 AM ^
I'm pushing for Mangus.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:18 AM ^
Jon Gruden
November 14th, 2013 at 10:19 AM ^
Nicolas Cage.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:31 AM ^
That hot chick is valued more by society than a piece of toast. That's messed up, man.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:20 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 10:27 AM ^
So that the "You're Welcome Mexico" Meme is still alive.
And whatever this is
November 14th, 2013 at 10:27 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 10:29 AM ^
You missed a golden opportunity to Rick-Roll the board.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:34 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 10:37 AM ^
It'll be Stan Parrish. Book it.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:39 AM ^
Damn....I was about to say Marty Morningweig!! JJ of course...now that I am here, commit Hand- to the good guys....and +1 all around.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:40 AM ^
HAL HORGES.
None of the coaches is going anywhere. Hoke will not fire one of his coaches. He is a loyal guy - maybe to a fault.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:42 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 10:43 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 10:44 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 11:41 AM ^
Cuz if not, I'll be haunting the Diag tonight and could show you a good time...
November 14th, 2013 at 10:46 AM ^
Why do Italian sausages smell so bad? Do you think the ones I was cooking with went bad? I cut them downstairs but the smell of their raw encased meatness has seeped through the cracks of the ceiling and found a place of rest in my room. Sssshhhh, I just found a couple left over pieces in my room. Don't tell the meat fairy. She is after me meaty charms.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:54 AM ^
This guy always talking about the world blowing up, with a smile on his face and shit.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:49 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 10:49 AM ^
IMO, candidates who fit what Hoke wants to do....
Mike Bloomgren - OL coach at Stanford
Frank Cignetti - current St. Louis Rams QB coach, former college OC
Jeff Tedford - Former college OC/HC
Ralph Friedgen - Former college OC/HC
Don Treadwell - Former Sparty OC
Ken O'Keefe - Former Iowa OC
Norm Chow - If he gets fied by Hawaii as HC
Who i think it will be...
Mike Debord (not kidding)
or
Stan Parrish
November 14th, 2013 at 10:57 AM ^
Your name is apt seeing that you through my hopes there with your conclusion.
November 14th, 2013 at 11:34 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 10:50 AM ^
Haaa! Trolled me. I was totally going to bash this thread. Thanks, Yost!
November 14th, 2013 at 10:51 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 11:15 AM ^
By MF do you mean Mike Ferrell or MotherFucker? I always have trouble telling the difference.
November 14th, 2013 at 10:52 AM ^
Hot & Creamy Votes presented by Rotel. LiveBloggers use the Hot & Creamy Vote app to vote on playcalls during the game. Pure Queso for run. Chipotle Salsa for goin' long. Refried beans for bubble screens.
Going to need a lot of tortillas because we've got bubble screens for days.
#OutOfTheBox
#ProbablyWouldBe8-1RightNow
#ProbablySerious
#DoTheseWindowsOpen?
November 14th, 2013 at 10:54 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 10:55 AM ^
Mr. Yost... ya got me... I was about to freak out! haha
November 14th, 2013 at 10:58 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 11:03 AM ^
Three penis wine. My virility has literally quadrupled.
November 14th, 2013 at 11:13 AM ^
My own urine. Why? Because its sterile and I like the taste.
November 14th, 2013 at 11:51 AM ^
Patches O'Houlihan!?
November 14th, 2013 at 11:18 AM ^
Mike's secret stuff from Space Jam. Don't worry, im saving some for the O-Line
November 14th, 2013 at 11:44 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 11:18 AM ^
Just hangin around waiting for Hand to go Blue!
November 14th, 2013 at 11:23 AM ^
So many ways to take that. Double entendres abound!
November 14th, 2013 at 11:58 AM ^
November 14th, 2013 at 11:25 AM ^
I will admit that I left a meeting, logged on, saw this thread and went "NOOOOOO!" out loud in a building with about 150 other people in it before I saw that it was indeed a disguised but friendly diversion. Well-played, OP.
We've been showing other groups that we interact with precisely how we go about our day here, which is part of yet another Continuous Improvement initiative built around interdepartment communication. That's basically been my morning. Also, waiting to hear how dead the power streeing pump is on my wife's van.
November 14th, 2013 at 11:29 AM ^
So the guy shadowing you sees 10 minutes of work followed by 50 minutes of blogosphere goodness? Sounds like corportate life to me. Without power steering your hands and arms become quite powerful. Think about it.
November 14th, 2013 at 11:27 AM ^
Amazon.com. Greatest thing since sliced bread or bane of the Earth? Discuss.