Obvious Answer to 4- Superconferences

WIth so many people adding their opinion on the "final solution" I finally have to put an end to the debate:   My inside(r)s have informed me that this is what NCAA Football will look like within the next few days:

People Conference: 

Guys you Don't Want to Fight Division:  USC, Arizona St., Florida St, Rutgers, Michigan St., Illinois, UVA, Notre Dame, TTech, Duke, and Wake Forest; Guys I'll Go Toe-to-Toe with Division:  IU, Purdue, TA&M, OU, Oklahoma St., Nebraska, Tennessee, Vandy, Virginia Tech (I think), West Virginia

Cats & Dogs Conference: 

Cuddly Kitten Division:  Northwestern, Auburn, Penn St. Wazzu, Arizona, UK, Kansas St., LSU Clemson, Mizzou, and Pitt;  Pretty Puppy Division:  UW, Miss. St., UGA, N.C. St, UConn

Wild Animals Conference: 

Will Eat You Division:  Michigan, UCLA, Cal, Baylor, Florida, Cinci;  May Hurt , or Possibly Kill You - But Won't Eat you Division:  Minnesota, Wisconsin, Oregon St, Colorado, Arkansas, Georgia Tech, Maryland, S. Florida, Texas

Flaura & Fauna, Colors, General Weather Conditions and Foot Infections Conference: 

Birds Division:  Iowa, Oregon, Kansas, South Carolina B.C., Louisville;  Swirling, Colors, Foot Fungus, and Nut Division:  Ohio St, Miami, Alabama, Syracuse, North Carolina, Stanford, and possibly Iowa State if they are invited.