WIth so many people adding their opinion on the "final solution" I finally have to put an end to the debate: My inside(r)s have informed me that this is what NCAA Football will look like within the next few days:
Guys you Don't Want to Fight Division: USC, Arizona St., Florida St, Rutgers, Michigan St., Illinois, UVA, Notre Dame, TTech, Duke, and Wake Forest; Guys I'll Go Toe-to-Toe with Division: IU, Purdue, TA&M, OU, Oklahoma St., Nebraska, Tennessee, Vandy, Virginia Tech (I think), West Virginia
Cats & Dogs Conference:
Cuddly Kitten Division: Northwestern, Auburn, Penn St. Wazzu, Arizona, UK, Kansas St., LSU Clemson, Mizzou, and Pitt; Pretty Puppy Division: UW, Miss. St., UGA, N.C. St, UConn
Wild Animals Conference:
Will Eat You Division: Michigan, UCLA, Cal, Baylor, Florida, Cinci; May Hurt , or Possibly Kill You - But Won't Eat you Division: Minnesota, Wisconsin, Oregon St, Colorado, Arkansas, Georgia Tech, Maryland, S. Florida, Texas
Flaura & Fauna, Colors, General Weather Conditions and Foot Infections Conference:
Birds Division: Iowa, Oregon, Kansas, South Carolina B.C., Louisville; Swirling, Colors, Foot Fungus, and Nut Division: Ohio St, Miami, Alabama, Syracuse, North Carolina, Stanford, and possibly Iowa State if they are invited.