Tennessee is not recruiting well just because they got 18 dudes
"Eagles rookie defensive end and number one draft pick Brandon Marshall returned to practice today after going back to Ann Arbor, Michigan on Friday nigh."
It could only compete with the Freep.
that was a wise choice by the president. even he knows brandon graham wouldnt hesitate to rush his secret service to fold him in half.
post ever. Well done.
like they were Bryan Bulaga
went back in time via Denard, and layed the wood on some Gestapo scum. Sounds like we just came up with the plot for Inglorious Bastards 2.
Not really into this, but I couldn't resist:
"Rich Rodriguez Attempts Presidential Assassination"
M. Rosenberg - Michigan Coach Rich Rodriguez, a racist and a terrorist, attempted to assassinate the country's first black President by unleashing a 6'2, 266 lb man known to eat opposing Quarterbacks for lunch. The attempted assassination took place at Michigan Stadium after commencement ceremonies.....
... not funny or appropriate.
don't be such a sensitive pussy...
I thought it was funny.
Given that it's a spoof, I don't find it inappropriate. It could use a little touching up, though:
Rich Rodriguez Attempts Presidential Assassination
Michigan Coach Rich Rodriguez, long thought to harbor terrorist sympathies, may have shown his true colors when he unleashed a fierce pass-rushing attack on President Barack Obama Saturday. To the horror of the assembled throng, Rodriguez deployed a weapon of mass destruction - 6'2", 266-pound NFL Draft pick Brandon Graham - directly at Obama following his commencement address. The assailant made physical contact with Obama before retreating. No one was seriously harmed, but the nation remains on high alert and Rodriguez, whose program posted an 8-16 record in his first two seasons and is currently under NCAA investigation, is wanted in connection with the attack. When questioned, University of Michigan officials refused to explicity reject the notion that Rodriguez is a terrorist.
stick to 'guarantees'