O Brandon
You seek a great fortune, you wolverines who are now in chains.
You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek.
But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm.
You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell.
You shall see a... a noodle... in front of the big house, ha.
And, oh, so many startlements.
I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward.
Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.
October 31st, 2014 at 1:08 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 1:24 PM ^
...and find a new road to travel!
October 31st, 2014 at 1:08 PM ^
I've attained an exclusive preview of Brandon's resignation speech:
"I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling blog"
October 31st, 2014 at 2:49 PM ^
...that I don't read.
October 31st, 2014 at 1:10 PM ^
we WON'T be fine without you.
Does this mean I can't wear my AA torch and Pitchfork shirt anymore?
October 31st, 2014 at 1:17 PM ^
The best way to give DB the finger on the way out would be to have the student section full at kick off
October 31st, 2014 at 1:17 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 1:18 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 1:21 PM ^
O Brandon Where Aren't Thou?
October 31st, 2014 at 1:24 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 5:58 PM ^
October 31st, 2014 at 1:27 PM ^
Parting is such sweet sorrow ...
... minus the sorrow part.
