"the Shoelace bat signal" courtesy of Brian. You know, Commishioner RR (wizard hat, snakeskin oil in hand so we can clearly identify him in less than 2 colors), standing on top of Schembachler Hall with the spotlight pointed skyward with untied shoes inside the circle. Anyone with photoshop skillz, set it up!
...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.