"the Shoelace bat signal" courtesy of Brian. You know, Commishioner RR (wizard hat, snakeskin oil in hand so we can clearly identify him in less than 2 colors), standing on top of Schembachler Hall with the spotlight pointed skyward with untied shoes inside the circle. Anyone with photoshop skillz, set it up!
"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.