...says Denzel Valentine of Big Ten Tourney favorite MSU, which is 5-7 in its last 12 games. Cumong, man.
Coaches' timeouts are worse. Basketball teams should get one, full stop.
"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."
in re: is GRIII on a tear
Petway nails threes to death metal. Seriously.
Mike Lantry, 1972
Career-enders coming fast and furious.
"Tonight we were reminded that Michigan is five years further down the road. Which means we have a long road ahead. The State Farm Center renovations start in a few hours and will run for three years. Let’s hope that when they’re complete, we’re Michigan."
unfortunate break for Boilers
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Women with a full set of teeth (no offense to those with rural sweethearts out there)
meh. That's more of a West Virginia-Marshall rivalry trophy.
A scarecrow to put out in the corn field.
(BTW, if you do a google image search for "Corn Trophy" some weird shit pops up)
What kind of weird stuff?
What's wrong with convulsing sand beavers eating corn with onlookers gazing in awe?
Nice angle. Kudos to you, Mr. Photographer.
hot to death. I didn't know cheerios was getting into the adult entertainment market.
an infamous photo. I googled "Cristie Kerr Trophy"to try to figure out what the trophy looks like at a different angle and this photo dominated the image search results.
Never heard of Cristie Kerr before today but I am an instant fan now.
The Corn Cob Pipe
The Sexy Chicken
The Jenny Craig
The Bejeweled Tractor
The Little Brown Dip Spit
The Missing Little Brown Tooth
Paul Bunyan's Fat Wife
How about the bread crumbs Michigan leaves behind?
The Little Brown Cornhole
and will crown a "Miss Corn Teeth" at halftime.
http://www.fightforiowa.com/2010/06/iowa-nebraska-rivalry-trophy.html
Nah. I think the Ferentz Tooth Trophy would be better (Bo Pelini will punch Kirk in the face for "running up the score", and the lost tooth will have to be won or lost each year)!!!
we have to be somewhat responsible and technologically advanced in our endeavours, an example for all conferences to follow. Since both these States are into corn, I think the obvious answer would be the 'Ethanol Trophy"; perhaps something like the olympic torch that is constant lit, you know like for the spirit of the competition. Of course there would be some fire hazard issues, but we can work out the kinks...
The Great Cornholio
I would prefer to see the losers have to participate in a flotilla down the Missouri River wearing replica jerseys of the winners. I'm sure they could do this in the summer and find a border town that has nothing to do on a warm Saturday.
