I like the blonde on the right
here's one vote for "John Beilein's head in a Futurama jar"
I like the blonde on the right
And they just changed the titties!!!! Fuck that suck!!!! I should have never posted
And so ends the last source of nudity on the internet.
They're kind of hypnotizing.
Let's see if any of the mods are still up.
Time for bed... better check one more time to make sure no one OKAY WHAT THE HELL, WHO PUT THE BOOBS ON THE BLOG?
This is why we can't have nice things.
You guys need to adopt a night owl type mod that is up all night. Probably not necessary though as the board usually dies around 2 or 3.
He's got a very young one at home, so he's probably up 10 or 12 times a night. When my first arrives, we may have more trouble finding daytime mods than evening mods.
That will be intersting. Both of you who are awake because of children battling with the drunken mafia. Should make for an interesting dynamic.
If baby's first word is "noob," the wife may kill me.
"See, son? This is what we call a Troll. You know what we do to Trolls? We send them to Bolivian. Yes we do... yes we do..."
Glad I got to see it in the few seconds it was up.
Needs to work on pad level a lot and initial punch. Don't think he has developed great leg strength to this point, but none of those complaints are irregular for high school players. Kid is a great athlete, and if he can develope those qualities at the college level he will be a great player. His weight and what I see as "can develope more leg strength" indicate that he will easily reach 300 lbs in college.
You may remember me from such players as...
Henry Hill. Walk-on. Consensus All-American. The quickest lineman, perhaps, in Michigan football history. "Unblockable," said Bo Schembechler.
Last time I saw him he was all coked out and paranoid. Rumor is he went into witness protection.
Unfortunately he forgot the 2 most important rules: Never rat on your friends, and always keep your mouth shut.
But for anybody who didn't get the joke (and for whom a cocaine arrest is not so funny)...
The quasi-fictional Henry Hill (who was based on another, real, Henry Hill):
Meanwhile OUR Henry Hill, from Detroit M.L. King, is one of the greatest figures ever in the storied history of Michigan football. Maurice Hurst Jr. could do no better than to aim to be another Henry Hill.
I apologize to anyone that hasn't seen one of the greatest movies ever made, and thought that I was literally talking about the former Michigan football player, Henry Hill.
I got it. No problem. It's really more a problem of younger fans not knowing a player from Bo's '69 and '70 teams, than them not knowing "Goodfellas."
For as many times as I've seen that movie, I didn't get it. I guess that names doesn't stick in my head for that character. It's not as memorable as, say, Don Corleone or Tony Montana.
Tape is ridiculous. He doesn't play against big time competition, correct?
It doesnt seem like he is too happy from his last tweet
EDIT...i misread his tweet
Care to share?
Says something like his dad said "It's not exactly Bama or LSU" and this pissed him off. Rightfully so. FYI for almost any of these kids you can just type their name followed by "twitter" and if they have an account it will generally come up as the first result. Sometimes the tweets can be a little tough to follow if you're not versed in the language.
It sounds like Maurice gets his intelligence from his mom.
His dad is dead on. This is not Bama or LSU. This is Michigan fergodsakes.
You know where else isn't Alabama or LSU?
and guess that is where Senior went to school? If so...well played Magnus. If I missed the mark, then just ignore my post.
Oh, nice. Now we have people who run Michigan football blogs talking shit about recruits' families. Yet another classy move, Magnus.
Considering that Papa played for the Patriots and Junior grew up thereabouts, and that there are a couple of kids who currently play for the Patriots (pretty well, I hear) who also played for Michigan (and even graduated?), I think Papa may be playing his son. With tweeting, it's all in the [missing] context.
Don't want to comment on a kid's family on the Michigan blog but... Well you all know what I'm thinking.
Seems to be a Michigan kind of guy already. I like it. I like it a lot.
And it's a damn good thing that Michigan isn't LSU or Alabama. It's one of the best schools, not just in the nation, but in the world. If you go here, and you do not get into the league, you can still get a first rate education. That being said though, having Hoke, Mattison and Montgomery being DLine coaches, you will have as good of a shot as anywhere to make it to the NFL.
We must be brothers, sounds like my dad. My first new car purchase on my own dime was a Jetta..."It's not an Audi". WTF Dad?
...the opponent D w/9 in the box, I could see him in the backfield (a la The Fridge.)
Michigan is as quality an offer there is. Hurst will look great in a winged helmet and I love the student athlete we would potentially get out of him. Him Poggi....Treadwell and Green would make this class complete. Mathis, Fuller would be awesome aswell. Cravens is already holding two fingers up singing "fight on". It will be interesting to see if we can really land Green...or will get left at the alter again. His speed is elite. Great compliment to big Wyatt and Smith! Is there another longshot mystery recruit out there? Surely with so much time left in the cycle there will be a recruit that gives a look that isn't considering us now. I would like to see us try and go after anzalone. Ship has likely sailed though.
If his plan is to get into the NFL, I would want to go to a school that has a lot of guys in the league. Alabama and LSU both trump Michigan in this regard, at least currently.
Well, who has the most DL guys in the league? LSU has eight. Alabama, five. Michigan, five.
So, right now, Alabama and LSU are better choices.
The equalizer? Michigan has 3 DL coaches. (Montgomery, Mattison, & Hoke.) At least on the DL, I would want to be under those guys.
That's a strange criterion. Why should a prospect be concerned about how many DL guys made it to the NFL from the Carr, Rodriguez, or Mike Shula (Bama) years? Those coaches are long gone, and it seems like the current coaching staff would have much more to do with a prospect's NFL prospects than some eternal feature of the university (weather or academics or something).
How did you conclude that Bama is a better choice by this argument than Michigan if they both have 5?
My post was expressed poorly. There are several reasons you might want to attend LSU or Alabama.
In Michigan's favor:
I believe that every recruit says that academics are important. But not every recruit really believes it.
Odd that a 17 year old has better perspective on Michigan than his father.
I wouldn't take this kind of tweet too seriously. His dad might have been teasing him, he might have been exaggerating his dad's comments to tease his dad, or any combination of 1,000 other possibilities. By all accounts, Jr. seems to be a great kid. I suspect that his dad deserves some credit for that.
Everyone should take a step back from the keyboard before they criticize people they don't know for remarks made in contexts of which they're not aware. And stop being so damned sensitive and literal-minded.
Agree... tread lightly when publicly criticizing recruit's families. See The Anzalone Debacle for further information.
His dad is clearly wrong. Everyone knows the highest goal in college football is to win the Big Ten, and Michigan has a much better chance than either LSU or Bama to do that. It's a no-brainier
Doesnt this kid car greatly about academics? That could be the reason why he is so interested in Michigan. Which may explain offer like Vandy and Duke.