No MGoProfile Tomorrow
Blame the infrastructure, blame the weather, blame the Bay of Pigs quality of conference realignment this week, blame Nebraska, blame the Big XII which now equals ten, blame the Athletic Director of Texas, blame Ralphie the Buffalo, blame the Libyans Marty, blame the half naked barely pubescent girls to the left of this message, blame BP, blame the damn Buckeyes, blame the word 'blame', blame the World Cup coverage (even though I've never watched a soccer game in my life), blame the empty promises of THE KNOWLEDGE if you must...
but there will be no MGoProfile tomorrow. Sorry friends. We'll be back next week.
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I blame the vuvuzelas not being loud enough to encourage you to work!
I was going to blame Canada. We're certain it's not Canada's fault?
or the seamless balls -- it's gotta be one or the other.
I don't care if it's mid-off-season, this is an outrage!
Wait, how do you fire someone from a blog? Neg-bang? Eh, he still gets a +1 from me... I'm so weak and miserable and lonely and my mgoprofile update is all the human connection I have left... wow that got depressing fast.
Inconceivable!
For everything.
This one is clearly John Navarre's fault.
Without Taco Pants catching all of those passes imagine how bad Navarre really would have been.
I think it's clear that his heart is not in it anymore, and there's no way he can come back if he's gone for a week. He's making it really hard for us to pick apart everything he says in the interviews by not providing any interviews for us to pick apart. This is an outrage.
I was also not invited to the private luncheon you had last week.
....your fucking fired.
So you're saying that the next MGoProfile is . . .
. . . THE KNOWLEDGE.
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HE WILL BE APPEARING
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TO WOW YOU ALL
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AND THEN RETREAT TO HIS LAB
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GERG ROBINSON WILL BE FIRED WITHIN TWO WEEKS
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ONLY TO BE REPLACED BY LLOYD CARR AS DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR
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to just going forward with a fictitious interview of THE KNOWLEDGE, complete with some sort of meltdown after asking him what he likes to do for fun. Maybe he grows angry after admitting that his ability to name a perfect meal is severely hampered by his peanut allergy, etc.
Would've been fun, but it would have clearly taken away from the rest of the series, and I just couldn't bring myself to do it.
Sorry guys-- the process just got a little screwed up this week. Promise we'll be back.
You're doing a good job, anything to get us to fall camp and the 4th of September.
Hell of a drop off of news from the last 2 weeks.
That would be the longest interview ever, what with all the line breaks and periods and such.
my vote for mgovictors23, but The Knowledge is a suitable alternate.
there is no Thursday. This week will have only six days.
I heard that Six Zero set up an interview with the Michigan Hating God and his answer to every question was "No comment." Thus Six Zero hung his head in shame and can not find the motivation to finish the post.
I blame Pete Carroll. Of course he took the easy way out so I now blame Lane Kiffin.
Mike Garrett declared that "there was nothing but a lot of envy," and that "they wish they all were MGoProfiles."
MGoProfile to ESPN Pac 10 blog