Nicknames for the season

Submitted by jml969 on
What are some nicknames we should call some of the players? I know Denard Robinson has "shoelace" but I prefer "the BLUE BLUR"

bouje

September 9th, 2009 at 11:50 AM ^

The Flash? I always liked that super hero. Tate- Captain America Martin- The Hulk Hell we could just have a super hero/Marvels/DC name for everyone!

The King of Belch

September 9th, 2009 at 1:23 PM ^

Rich Rodriguez is... Judge Shred He shredded the Big East. He shredded Georgia and Oklahoma. He shredded his office on the way out o West Virginia. He shreeded Michigan football in season one. And NOW he will shred those who doubt his coaching ability. With his trusty sidekick, Rita Rodriguez as The Cougar "I'll kill Rosenberg with my hair"--Judge Shred invades Ann Arbor with a host of super heroes to help him. Tate Forcier..."If I don't complete 149% of my passes, I'll consider this season a complete failure. And now that I can bench press 145 lbs, I'm going to kick some serious ass" Mike Martin: "I shit bigger than you" Brandon Graham: "I shit bigger than Mike Martin" Denard Robinson: "I shit faster than you" Mike Cox: "This thing is bigger than all of us" Brandon Minor: "It's Questionable to doubtful" Mike Barwis: "Ha ha. Nice joke with the pink workout tights. But I ordered purple spandex" That's right. This season, Judge Shred settles the score, "I just coach football. I don't engage in any of that hyperbowl" This season's road to redemtpion for Michigan football begins...and ends...at the shredder.