NFL Prospect Shags Sister
http://deadspin.com/5490101/report-nfl-draft-prospect-once-put-his-trem…
OL Prospect is a convicted sex-offender due to having consensual sex with his sister. I can't imagine the character interviews with teams are going well
March 11th, 2010 at 11:14 AM ^
Please don't post here anymore
March 11th, 2010 at 11:16 AM ^
ten.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:18 AM ^
So he imagined the hottest girl he knew naked when he was 13. Is that bad?
Granted, we didn't really need to hear about it.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:20 AM ^
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:33 PM ^
Ummm.....o.k. Well while you were imagining that I was imagining Alyssa Milano (in her Who's The Boss days), ahhh to be 12 again.
Too
Much
Information
just more proof that while everyone can try to be funny, that does not mean that everyone is funny.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:49 AM ^
Just for a second, Just to see how it feels.
I'll be seeing all of you in hell.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:19 PM ^
"I'll put the condom on, just feel it this way once"
"Sis"
March 11th, 2010 at 12:30 PM ^
Yes, there is a special place there for all of us who laughed at your post. You sir are an enabler.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:57 AM ^
My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
Not playing to win has far more consequences than I realized.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:47 PM ^
I'M YOUR SISTER, I'M YOUR SISTER, I'M YOUR SISTER....
I'll take "Joe Dirt lines that I never thought would be used on MgoBlog" for $1000 Alex.
MY SISTER, MY DAUGHTER, MY SISTER, MY DAUGHTER....
I'll go back to reading the post
about the dog's anal glands.
It's less creepy.
This isn't a funny thread.
Let's make fun of the guy who has serious psychological problems, that's so hilarious!
We make fun of Buckeye fans all the time....
1) This is a hysterical thread.
2) Sounds like fun to me.
If it was consensual, how'd he get caught?
two truths and a lie
"I once saw a unicorn."
"I want to play in the NFL."
"I had sex with my sister."
"Dude how in the hell did you see a unicorn? I thought they were extinct!"
"......."
I didn't know I couldn't do that.
If any of you were Brady Quinn you would have given sissy the high hard one before you let that buck-scum AJ-Hawk bust his nut.
... too far
This report just seems odd.
Incest is a crime; wouldn’t it also be listed as such in the crime report?
If this keeps him from playing in the NFL, half of the Tennessee football team is going to be very disappointed.
Maybe they were both fans of "Gladiator"?
I was trying to avoid this thread, but I couldn't. I'll be seeing everyone in hell.
Tell me sis, are you a fan of Gladiator movies?
AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?!!!!
I pictured the scene to go more like this:
Brother: Nervous?
Sister: Yes.
Brother: First time?
Sister: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:52 PM ^
I always remember a game ending in a tie being referred to as like "kissing your sister." First remember hearing that from Don Cherry on hockey night in Canada, but I think it came from a coach in an Army-Navy game from back in the day.