NFL Prospect Shags Sister
http://deadspin.com/5490101/report-nfl-draft-prospect-once-put-his-trem…
OL Prospect is a convicted sex-offender due to having consensual sex with his sister. I can't imagine the character interviews with teams are going well
March 11th, 2010 at 10:43 AM ^
Glass houses, my friend. Glass houses...
March 11th, 2010 at 10:45 AM ^
Don't sleep with your sister in a glass house, because people can see in?
March 11th, 2010 at 10:43 AM ^
I love the head line they use!
March 11th, 2010 at 11:22 AM ^
"Tremendous upside" will haunt me for years to come.
What was his Wunderlic score?
Oh dammit.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:43 AM ^
...releasing the statement, "Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, sleeps with their sister, whatever."
March 11th, 2010 at 10:43 AM ^
I speak for everyone when I say, "Ewww."
March 11th, 2010 at 10:45 AM ^
an Ohio State player.
Edit: on second thought, this guy isn't from Ohio, is he?
March 11th, 2010 at 10:46 AM ^
You are all missing the real question: how hot is she?
March 11th, 2010 at 10:47 AM ^
But in some cultures, this is acceptable, and in some, it's even expected.
Still, ew.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:51 AM ^
Texas is a strange culture.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:55 AM ^
I almost just spit coffee all over my monitor. Well done.
Then it's acceptable.
Doubly funny from that movie role, and her, uh, relationship with her brother.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:49 AM ^
when it happened. He has clean record since then. Not trying to desensitize this incident, it's certainly sick and disgusting but that's not the whole point of the article.
FWIW, he wasn't the only one in the family who has done it. He was 10th in line to do it with his sister. His family are pretty much dysfunctional.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:08 AM ^
I was told by someone who went to Abilene Christian and was part of the football staff. He told me the lowdown on Tony Washington and I was shocked by this information.
Since the incident, Tony was a model citizen and he is surrounded by the right people when he came over to ACU.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:18 AM ^
An often- (perhaps over-) used phrase came to mind as I read your, "well, yeah, but..." response:
"Except for that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
my god...thats all i got
March 11th, 2010 at 10:52 AM ^
His sister has confirmed he has an incredible motor.
/pukes
March 11th, 2010 at 11:24 AM ^
that he's really good down in the trenches.
Oh God, I'm going to hell.
You and everyone else laughing at your post.
When's your tee time at the Hell's Fury Club? Need a fourth?
March 11th, 2010 at 12:47 PM ^
and apparently his 40 time is faster than hers. Lets just hope he wraps up as he explodes through contact.
how many reps?
March 11th, 2010 at 10:57 AM ^
Ok, I have a sister, and I can't even imagine this but....this story doesn't exactly give all the details. It says his family was dysfunctional, so what does that mean? Did he and his sister not grow up in the same house? Maybe they had only known each other for like two weeks prior to this. In that case, she may not have felt like his sister in the same way my sister feels like my sister. I'm not condoning it, but the facts MAY make it slightly more reasonable, who knows.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:00 AM ^
"she may not have felt like his sister in the same way my sister feels like my sister."
That is a lot of sister feeling. You from Texas?
March 11th, 2010 at 11:13 AM ^
how do you know how your sister "feels"?????
March 11th, 2010 at 12:44 PM ^
... to Tony W and the rest of the family, I guess she felt pretty good.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:25 AM ^
Usually this stuff happens in places like Alabama.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:46 AM ^
Mississippi.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:47 PM ^
Or West Virgina
go one state north or a few states east. texas has largely gotten over that...issue(?)
Oklahoma? Aw, hellz nah.
i just love taking stabs at the land thieves, haha. its not like incest is something that is running rampant throughout the nation so its hard to pinpoint ONE specific state and say "INCEST!" however, im sure alabama/mississippi have some issues of it.
Fair enough.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:09 AM ^
that some criminal convictions need context... sister bangin' is sort of like hooker killin'. You're going to need a REALLY good story.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:05 PM ^
I just wanted my money back and that's how GTA taught me to get.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:51 PM ^
Good times, good times.
but Vice City is the best of the first three.
is even better. Check it out sometime.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:03 PM ^
Will do, thanks
Sterling Archer: Oh my god, you killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Callgirl! She was a callgirl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!
You get a plus one for reminding me to watch FX tonight.
Well you can't say the family, "failed to promote an atmosphere of" LOVE.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:01 AM ^
I-I-I'm speechless.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:07 AM ^
...was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta tell ya, I have to plead ignorance on this one, cause if someone told me that that sort of behaviour was FROWNED upon...
March 11th, 2010 at 11:29 AM ^
1 of my top ten funniest scenes ever. I'd give you +100 if I could. I wonder if he busted that out in the interview process. How classic would that have been?
Any leniency with the whole Xmas season??
based upon your friends advice, you brought your sister to prom bc you should only take a girl who's " a sure thing"?
March 11th, 2010 at 11:03 AM ^
attractive to me round about the time I hit pubescence. And I needed someone to show me the ropes.
So I spent a lot of time imagining her showing me the ropes.