OL Prospect is a convicted sex-offender due to having consensual sex with his sister. I can't imagine the character interviews with teams are going well
NFL Prospect Shags Sister
Glass houses, my friend. Glass houses...
Don't sleep with your sister in a glass house, because people can see in?
I love the head line they use!
"Tremendous upside" will haunt me for years to come.
What was his Wunderlic score?
...releasing the statement, "Not everybody's the perfect person in the world. I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, sleeps with their sister, whatever."
I speak for everyone when I say, "Ewww."
an Ohio State player.
Edit: on second thought, this guy isn't from Ohio, is he?
You are all missing the real question: how hot is she?
But in some cultures, this is acceptable, and in some, it's even expected.
Texas is a strange culture.
I almost just spit coffee all over my monitor. Well done.
Then it's acceptable.
Doubly funny from that movie role, and her, uh, relationship with her brother.
when it happened. He has clean record since then. Not trying to desensitize this incident, it's certainly sick and disgusting but that's not the whole point of the article.
FWIW, he wasn't the only one in the family who has done it. He was 10th in line to do it with his sister. His family are pretty much dysfunctional.
I was told by someone who went to Abilene Christian and was part of the football staff. He told me the lowdown on Tony Washington and I was shocked by this information.
Since the incident, Tony was a model citizen and he is surrounded by the right people when he came over to ACU.
An often- (perhaps over-) used phrase came to mind as I read your, "well, yeah, but..." response:
"Except for that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"
my god...thats all i got
His sister has confirmed he has an incredible motor.
that he's really good down in the trenches.
Oh God, I'm going to hell.
You and everyone else laughing at your post.
When's your tee time at the Hell's Fury Club? Need a fourth?
and apparently his 40 time is faster than hers. Lets just hope he wraps up as he explodes through contact.
how many reps?
Ok, I have a sister, and I can't even imagine this but....this story doesn't exactly give all the details. It says his family was dysfunctional, so what does that mean? Did he and his sister not grow up in the same house? Maybe they had only known each other for like two weeks prior to this. In that case, she may not have felt like his sister in the same way my sister feels like my sister. I'm not condoning it, but the facts MAY make it slightly more reasonable, who knows.
"she may not have felt like his sister in the same way my sister feels like my sister."
That is a lot of sister feeling. You from Texas?
how do you know how your sister "feels"?????
... to Tony W and the rest of the family, I guess she felt pretty good.
Usually this stuff happens in places like Alabama.
Or West Virgina
go one state north or a few states east. texas has largely gotten over that...issue(?)
Oklahoma? Aw, hellz nah.
i just love taking stabs at the land thieves, haha. its not like incest is something that is running rampant throughout the nation so its hard to pinpoint ONE specific state and say "INCEST!" however, im sure alabama/mississippi have some issues of it.
that some criminal convictions need context... sister bangin' is sort of like hooker killin'. You're going to need a REALLY good story.
I just wanted my money back and that's how GTA taught me to get.
Sterling Archer: Oh my god, you killed a hooker!
Cyril Figgis: Callgirl! She was a callgirl!
Sterling Archer: No Cyril, when they're dead, they're just hookers!
You get a plus one for reminding me to watch FX tonight.
Well you can't say the family, "failed to promote an atmosphere of" LOVE.
...was that wrong? Should I not have done that? I gotta tell ya, I have to plead ignorance on this one, cause if someone told me that that sort of behaviour was FROWNED upon...
1 of my top ten funniest scenes ever. I'd give you +100 if I could. I wonder if he busted that out in the interview process. How classic would that have been?
Any leniency with the whole Xmas season??
based upon your friends advice, you brought your sister to prom bc you should only take a girl who's " a sure thing"?
attractive to me round about the time I hit pubescence. And I needed someone to show me the ropes.
So I spent a lot of time imagining her showing me the ropes.
Please don't post here anymore
So he imagined the hottest girl he knew naked when he was 13. Is that bad?
Granted, we didn't really need to hear about it.
I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
Ummm.....o.k. Well while you were imagining that I was imagining Alyssa Milano (in her Who's The Boss days), ahhh to be 12 again.
just more proof that while everyone can try to be funny, that does not mean that everyone is funny.
Just for a second, Just to see how it feels.
I'll be seeing all of you in hell.
"I'll put the condom on, just feel it this way once"
Yes, there is a special place there for all of us who laughed at your post. You sir are an enabler.
My father used to say that not playing to win is like sleeping with your sister. Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.
Not playing to win has far more consequences than I realized.
I'M YOUR SISTER, I'M YOUR SISTER, I'M YOUR SISTER....
I'll take "Joe Dirt lines that I never thought would be used on MgoBlog" for $1000 Alex.
MY SISTER, MY DAUGHTER, MY SISTER, MY DAUGHTER....
I'll go back to reading the post
about the dog's anal glands.
It's less creepy.
This isn't a funny thread.
Let's make fun of the guy who has serious psychological problems, that's so hilarious!
We make fun of Buckeye fans all the time....
1) This is a hysterical thread.
2) Sounds like fun to me.
If it was consensual, how'd he get caught?
two truths and a lie
"I once saw a unicorn."
"I want to play in the NFL."
"I had sex with my sister."
"Dude how in the hell did you see a unicorn? I thought they were extinct!"
I didn't know I couldn't do that.
... too far
This report just seems odd.
Incest is a crime; wouldn’t it also be listed as such in the crime report?
If this keeps him from playing in the NFL, half of the Tennessee football team is going to be very disappointed.
Maybe they were both fans of "Gladiator"?
I was trying to avoid this thread, but I couldn't. I'll be seeing everyone in hell.
Tell me sis, are you a fan of Gladiator movies?
AM I NOT MERCIFUL?!?!?!?!!!!
I pictured the scene to go more like this:
Brother: First time?
Sister: No, I've been nervous lots of times.
I always remember a game ending in a tie being referred to as like "kissing your sister." First remember hearing that from Don Cherry on hockey night in Canada, but I think it came from a coach in an Army-Navy game from back in the day.