The next great ND blog
2,497 views for a guy who writes at an junior high school level. What a waste of good traffic.
Oh wait, that's just the sound of the average IQ of Mgoblog going down by double digits.
Go Blue
Thank you Irish!
I am so entertained by this guy, you don't even know. It's like you imagine the most arrogant sports fan in the world and use that as a hyperbolic stereotype so much that when the real thing walks in the door nobody believes you that yes, there actually are this big of assholes out there, and you feel like you've been privy to something truly unique and wondrous.
It's like how my friend used to talk about how his roommate was the biggest douche on the planet, and we'd all be like "yeah, yeah, I get it, your roommate's a douche," and then it turns out that yes, his roommate literally IS the biggest douche on the planet.
That DameFan1 exists, that this person wasn't acting or the creation of a rival fan trying to discredit ND fans, that he hasn't blown up his computer, set fire to every router in 13 square blocks, and gone into hermitage in some low-rent, internet-free health club to avoid the crushing need to supplicate himself before any person in Michigan gear, once again pushes the outer limits of our conception of the human capacity for assholery.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. If Ann Coulter or Michael Moore (UM-Flint) ever start a Michigan football blog to rag on ND, I will certainly reciprocate!
(Now I just gotta figure out how to moderate this shit. I mean technically he's a troll...but such a precious, precious troll. The mod in me says cave, the scientist wants to box him up for study, and the blogger just wants this poor creature to be free to roam the wilds cables of the interwebs, spreading vainglory.)
this is why you are paid the big bucks, to make the hard decisions
I've already tagged Damefan1 (MGo: Damefan) for tracking and further study. The tags won't hurt him but they'll let us know where he goes.
How can we be sure it's the real Damefan1? I thought the reason he did Youtube videos was because of his abject incompetence with the English language.
Edit: okay, I just looked at his blog. It's him.
every sentence I right... can use multiple periods... It's like a thing I do... with the many many periods after every setnence... why aren't you on board with this??? wait do questions marks work??? Oh that right!!! I don't care... mulitple periods for all...
retarded rooster on Family Guy who yells "GOODNIGHT EVERYBODY" when the other roosters are yelling for everyone to wake up.
Oh this is just gonna be priceless.
The only thing that went through my mind reading his blog is that only one person on Earth had the delivery to possibly read this aloud without getting a migrane, and that person is William Shatner.
It's kind of funny but....
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1. "I'm really worried about recruiting!..."....
-Really?....Really?... Come on you jacka$$!... recruiting!... Let's talk for a minute!... It's JULY!.... Not February 1st....JULY!... Relax!... Give the staff a chance to win some games and turn some heads this season!....
I think the best part is that he types like he talks. This is exactly how I imagine his speech on his videos if you could actually see it.
He says that more than once, but he holds to his word - he never starts with any sort of analysis or reasoned dialogue. I liked that he was consistent in this regard.
I love the smell of fear in the morning!....Little bitches!...LOL
That smell might be your fat girlfriend...you know...the one who got it up the pooper last night....by your drunk, meat-head buddies...in one of their pick-em-up trucks....that is 10 years old but they still brag that they ONLY have 24 payments til it's all theirs....! Bitches!!!!.....!!!!????.........!!!!!!!
Speaking of smells, I hope Damefan is not still wearing that awful tank top around. The "FUM," trite unimaginative joke as it is, doesn't bother me. But those exposed pits are a case of PTSD just waiting to happen.
Well this won't end well. A roided up, over zealous, frustrated shitty ex-jock, who still thinks Lou Holtz is roaming the sidelines in South Bend, and who conveniently forgets about the majority of the last 24 years. You have an itchy trigger finger, DameFan and it will cause you many nights of unnecessary frustration. You're (see what I did there?) about to get a real test in self control by hanging around MGoBlog. You've polarized yourself from the board and you want to shut each and everyone of us up, physically if that's what it takes. You will self destruct in no time if you remain here.
Do yourself a favor and leave this board, stay on your (see there? I did it again) own planet, and for the love of God, change that hideous casino carpet on the stairs in your house. Are you trying to hypnotize any female unlucky enough to find herself in your lair after sunset?
She'd have to be hypnotized by the carpet first, then see the "Play Like A Champion" sign to receive her instructions.
I think Damefan takes down the "Play Like a Champion Today" sign when he is entertaining female company. He used to leave it up, but the ladies would always say "playing like a champion is gonna cost ya extra, honey."
"Check it out!....I've got all the little UM bitches fired up AGIAN!.....LOL!... I LOVE IT!...." - Damefan on his English Composition 101 fail
Are we fired up, or are we just trying to comprehend why someone would willingly humiliate themselves with a grammatically devoid slappie-fest?
I think he meant Dayne Christ, unless Damefan has taken to calling him Jesus
Don't worry about it--it's not like Damefan would ever notice a misspelling. I mean, there is no "h" in Dayne Crist's last name either, but he's left that alone.
Dayne Crist and DameFan1 are bros on a first-name basis. Pretty brotastic. Maybe they'll go pound some Natty, play some GameCube and subject each other to bro rape. Sounds like a pretty bromantic time.
This is delicious. I hope to god someone forwards his blog address to Spencer Hall at EDSBS.
