Title says it all..
Ugh..This is never going away.
http://www.saturdaydownsouth.com/2013/jadeveon-clowney-advertisement-mis...
national champs baby
Newspaper Advertisement for ‘Missing’ Michigan Helmet
January 11th, 2013 at 12:50 PM
#1
Newspaper Advertisement for ‘Missing’ Michigan Helmet
January 11th, 2013 at 12:56 PM | 
OMG SOMEONE LOST A HELMET
OMG SOMEONE LOST A HELMET
January 11th, 2013 at 12:56 PM |
This is why you don't bring
This is why you don't bring
This is why you don't bring 5'6 165lbs rbs to michigan
GO BLUE!
January 11th, 2013 at 1:36 PM |
Vince was a great back.
Vince was a great back.
Vince was a great back. Shame on you for forgetting about his ability to catch out of the backfield or pick up blocks.
Shame on Al Borges even more for running him up the middle though.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:41 PM |
Jamie Morris disagrees.
Jamie Morris disagrees.
Jamie Morris disagrees.
January 11th, 2013 at 12:58 PM |
I hope that's not Smith's
I hope that's not Smith's
I hope that's not Smith's real phone number.
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January 11th, 2013 at 1:02 PM |
That's a University of
That's a University of
That's a University of Michigan number.
Hail.
January 11th, 2013 at 3:37 PM |
Very Nice Of Them...
Very Nice Of Them...
It is very nice of them, of course, to provide the number for the general information line at the Athletic Department, but how many people in this paper's daily circulation had to wait all the way until option "7" because they were on a rotary phone? I do wonder actually....
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January 11th, 2013 at 12:59 PM |
Sherman should of just
Sherman should of just
Sherman should have just torched that entire region.
/civilwar'd
January 11th, 2013 at 1:25 PM |
Being a civil war dork,
Being a civil war dork,
Being a civil war dork, Sherman's forces DID burn most of costal South Carolina.
You're probably wishing more of the Rome to Carthage, 2nd Punic War treatment (enslave the surviving population, burn down and loot the city, throw salt in the fields to prevent crops from growing for a generation).
January 11th, 2013 at 2:24 PM |
That's what I was going to say!
That's what I was going to say!
... actually, it wasn't
January 11th, 2013 at 2:51 PM |
Thanks for the heads up, and
Thanks for the heads up, and
Thanks for the heads up, and yes more like Rome to Carthage. SALT THEIR EARTH!!!
January 11th, 2013 at 3:45 PM |
salt their
salt their
salt their fields?
oohhhh... i don't know if i'd mess with those carpathians...
January 11th, 2013 at 5:42 PM |
you are not a very good dork
you are not a very good dork
it is sort of a Civil War factoid that Sherman turned left in Savannah (which is North) on christmas and largely went into the high country to the Carolinas rather than along the coast. he was aiming to defeat Johnston's army in North Carolina and link up with Grant in Virginia if necessary. Most of the cities on the coast were evacuated by then, leaving only freed starving slaves. The entire city of Columbia SC was still holding out and was stocked mostly with liquor and cotton bale barricades. it was put to the torch after surrendering, either by celebrating troops, freed slaves or retreating confederates.
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January 11th, 2013 at 8:04 PM |
Sorry; for me, coastal SCar =
Sorry; for me, coastal SCar =
Sorry; for me, coastal SCar = Charleston & Hilton Head (spent about 4 summers down there). I should have included how they turned west after leaving Charleston as a burned out husk, and 'accidently' burned down Columbia, even though Sherman denied he ordered it burned.
January 11th, 2013 at 8:58 PM |
Pretty sure
Pretty sure
The map above shows he didn't go to charleston. It was evacuated already and has been sieged/blockaded the entire war.
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January 12th, 2013 at 10:09 AM |
"burn down and loot the
"burn down and loot the
"burn down and loot the city"
My perference is to loot first and burn down later, but maybe that is just me.
"Is There Anybody Out There?" Pink Floyd, The Wall.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:39 PM |
He did go through Columbia.
He did go through Columbia.
He did go through Columbia. They wanted to burn down the First Baptist Church where South Carolina officially succeeded from the Union but SC locals told them the wrong place and they burned down a Methodist Church instead.
/civilwar'd
January 11th, 2013 at 4:56 PM |
The word you were looking was
The word you were looking was
The word you were looking was "seceded."
January 11th, 2013 at 12:59 PM |
We should run a
We should run a
We should run a response,
Missing: Rent payment from several student athletes. If found by boosters, please provide to the NCAA as evidence of payment.
Hail.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:04 PM |
It's a good thing
It's a good thing
no one in the south can read.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:27 PM |
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lets not
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lets not
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Lets not get crazy. Some of us down here can read. Not well, mind you, and not many of us, but definitely some. Not many at USC (NTUSC) but I bet at least 10-20 could read it and have a good laugh at our expense.
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January 11th, 2013 at 1:16 PM |
Oh don't be so sore
Oh don't be so sore
That's actually pretty funny. Nothing wrong with a little friendly zinger posted in the paper (no one reads the newspaper anymore anyways!).
January 11th, 2013 at 2:21 PM |
I agree.
It sucks for Vincent
I agree.
It sucks for Vincent
I agree.
It sucks for Vincent Smith to be on the wrong end of a famous play- but its not like the play was his fault...
It was an amazing hit- and it is "funny" to watch. No problem with the humor related to it at all. If a Michigan player had the same play and you saw an ad the other way around it'd be funny.
January 11th, 2013 at 2:34 PM |
I also agree. I wish the hit
I also agree. I wish the hit
I also agree. I wish the hit wasn't against us, but it was a huge all-timer of a hit. The ad is funny. We might as well take it in good humor.
Servant. Pastor. Husband. Michigan fan in Duluth.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:16 PM |
Gotta give the place credit
Gotta give the place credit
Gotta give the place credit a smart advert for a watering hole for locales in Columbia, SC.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:16 PM |
That hit has taken on a life
That hit has taken on a life
That hit has taken on a life of its own. Sports Illustrated put Clowney on its all-Bowl team simply based on that one play, ignoring the fact that Clowney had no sacks and that was his only TFL (and that Michigan took the lead on its subsequent drive). They did not put Lewan on the team despite winning the head-to-head matchup all day (the Clowney hit was a result of the TE missing the audible, Lewan was blocking the DT).
The media can't see the forest for the trees.
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
January 11th, 2013 at 1:26 PM |
I'm pretty sure that wasn't
I'm pretty sure that wasn't
I'm pretty sure that wasn't Clowney's only TFL. He tackled Denard at least once behind the line of scrimmage on a hand off.
January 11th, 2013 at 2:33 PM |
You are correct... he had 4
You are correct... he had 4
You are correct... he had 4 total tackles and 2 tfl's. I think the point still remains that Clowney didn't do much in that game for a "game-changing defensive end."
Not that I loved Rich Rod less, but that I loved Michigan more.
January 11th, 2013 at 2:42 PM |
Thats correct. He did have
Thats correct. He did have
Thats correct. He did have one additional TFL. He had 2 TFL, 1 additional solo tackle, and 1 additional asst tackle. Somebody give this man an all bowl team. Thanks ESPN.
http://www.cfbstats.com/2012/player/648/1041350/tackleforloss/gamelog.html
I could really use a good ass kickin, but I would rather have my 200 dollars
January 11th, 2013 at 7:32 PM |
I stand corrected.
I stand corrected.
I stand corrected. Nonetheless, it was a below-average day for Mr. Clowney, despite the one deservedly highlight-reel tackle.
Hail to the college whose colors we wear,
Hurrah for the Yellow and Blue!
January 11th, 2013 at 1:18 PM |
When it looked like our
When it looked like our
When it looked like our entire team was about to be crunched before the snap, someone should have noticed and called a timeout. But, hey, fuck up a guy's car and he's bound to play with some emotion.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:50 PM |
This
This
When I saw how they lined up following that botched first down call, all I was thinking was "Oh shit, somebody's about to get cracked."
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January 11th, 2013 at 1:27 PM |
Is anyone surprised? Try and
Is anyone surprised? Try and
Is anyone surprised? Try and ignore for a moment that it's Michigan and Vincent Smith. It's literally the perfect play for a defensive lineman. A clean hit that is absolutely brutal looking, including dramatic helmet-popping-off, that caused a fumble that was recovered by the same player making the hit. It is seriously a perfect play from literally every perspective besides it happening to Michigan.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:35 PM |
Sorry don't know how to embed, but chive put up a .gif
Sorry don't know how to embed, but chive put up a .gif
http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/gifs_04.gif
Those who stay...
January 11th, 2013 at 1:50 PM |
Here you go.
Here you go.
Not that I'm fond of it, but here you go.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:33 PM |
derp
derp
derp derp derp derp
January 11th, 2013 at 1:39 PM |
Why does everyone act like
Why does everyone act like
Why does everyone act like this was the greatest hit/play in CFB history. It was a good, hard hit and a great play to turn the momentum their way but the coverage it's gotten is way overblown.
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January 11th, 2013 at 2:15 PM |
I agree
I agree
there are many examples of great hits, some much closer to the goal line
January 11th, 2013 at 2:21 PM |
Maybe so, but this hit was
Maybe so, but this hit was
Maybe so, but this hit was pretty damn strong and on a much bigger stage than a lot of the others - national television by a high-profile NFL prospect. I think everyone has to admit that it was a damn good hit.
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January 11th, 2013 at 2:40 PM |
Umm because it was one of the
Umm because it was one of the
Umm because it was one of the greatest hits. Hats off to Vincent Smith for getting right up and not leaving the game...If it were me, I would have been taken out on a stretcher and probably would have shit myself and be forced to wear diapers for the rest of my life. It's not even the fact that it was one of the most amazing, and legal, hits ever. It's also the fact that it came right after a blown call, and it let to the game-changing TD. I am a huge Michigan fan, but no one should take anything away from Clowney because it was like a train running through a Volkswagon Beetle.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:40 PM |
Hats off to Clowney..dont be
Hats off to Clowney..dont be
Hats off to Clowney..dont be a hater. If Ace Sanders had gotten obliterated in like fashion by Jake Ryan we would have daily Gifs on the homepage paying homage to the hit.
This is not going away anytime soon either..we will likely see this hit many times until Clowney gets drafted
the supreme head butt
January 11th, 2013 at 1:48 PM |
"Hats off" ... good one
"Hats off" ... good one
"Hats off" ... good one
January 11th, 2013 at 3:09 PM |
The Kovaks sack on the WMU
The Kovaks sack on the WMU
The Kovaks sack on the WMU QB in 2011 got a lot of air play but yea the Clowney hit was sick. I thought it was Denard at first. Blocking screw up aside Devin shouldnt have even handed that ball off
January 11th, 2013 at 1:43 PM |
Most overrated hit ever.
Most overrated hit ever.
Most overrated hit ever. Nobody would be talking about that had the game ended 11 seconds sooner/we won otherwise.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:58 PM |
Not only that
Not only that
100lbs weight difference
+1 ft Height difference
+clean unblocked path to RB
+ Being really pissed of about a call that Stevie Wonder could've seen was bullshit
________________________________
= What the fuck did you think was going to happen?
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January 11th, 2013 at 5:00 PM |
The hit was the culmination
The hit was the culmination
The hit was the culmination of two years of the Vincent Smith I formation power run.....this was the only way the last Iso of his career could have gone..every other play was just a lead up to this last shot at glory
the supreme head butt
January 11th, 2013 at 4:08 PM |
I think it'd still be getting
I think it'd still be getting
I think it'd still be getting a lot of hype. A lot of neutral observers probably don't even remember the game's outcome or when that play happened, just that it did.
January 11th, 2013 at 1:52 PM |
I will be visiting Uncle
I will be visiting Uncle
I will be visiting Uncle Louis's in SC. Who's coming with me?
Destination:
1125 Park St. Columbia, SC 29201
(803) 933-9833
Agenda:
'Try growing up in Texas a Michigan WOLVERINE'.
January 11th, 2013 at 3:49 PM |
leave an upper decker while
leave an upper decker while
leave an upper decker while you're there?
January 12th, 2013 at 9:01 AM |
you can't
you can't
upper deck an outhouse.
Yes...that guy.
OMG SOMEONE LOST A HELMET WHILE GETTING HIT IN A FOOTBALL GAME!! THIS NEVER HAPPENS!!
But seriously, some one should reply that it's back in the equipment room because Smith picked it up 7 seconds after it came off.