New Sparty Low from RCMB
sexual assault as a result of their loss. amazing.
December 4th, 2011 at 7:51 AM ^
not suprised...
December 4th, 2011 at 1:23 PM ^
The "New Sparty Low" part of the title implies that there is an actual basement for Sparty behavior, but in my mind it has always been one of those seemingly bottomless chasms.
December 4th, 2011 at 7:54 AM ^
Sparty goes LOLSparty, he watches some "Boardwalk Empire", which in turn inspires him to try to have sex with someone who is passed out. Good god, why did the state close Southeast Regional Psychiatric back in the 1980s?
December 4th, 2011 at 11:19 AM ^
I guess Steve Buscemi has that effect on people. Just imagine what would have happened if he watched SNL last night instead...
December 4th, 2011 at 7:57 AM ^
December 4th, 2011 at 7:59 AM ^
he's talked to her about this. it's all cool.
and also, is this thread worthy?
yeah. it's kinda funny in the way that sports fans can be some of the most depressing people in america kinda funnny.
December 4th, 2011 at 8:02 AM ^
Wow. This is horrible. What I'm surprised at is that the people on the board are hardly even reacting to this, like wanting to rape someone is a somewhat normal response to having your team lose a football game.
December 4th, 2011 at 8:16 AM ^
Izzo should really be getting these guys to bed. They play Nebraska-Omaha at 2. There'll be plenty of time for strip basketball later...
December 4th, 2011 at 8:56 AM ^
December 4th, 2011 at 8:26 AM ^
Yeah, that post is beyond words, as for the game, I'm glad doucher won over mean doucher.
December 4th, 2011 at 8:34 AM ^
Too drunk to drag the couch outside.
December 4th, 2011 at 8:35 AM ^
is that you? Where is Telly?
December 4th, 2011 at 8:43 AM ^
I was hoping for a repeat performance of this last night...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmVvLlk6Y1w
But apparently nobody was motivated enough..
December 4th, 2011 at 9:03 AM ^
sporting some Michigan gear? Awesome, this is a real Michigan fan to wear the gear in Shitsville during a riot. He has a lot of ballz to pull this off.
December 4th, 2011 at 11:32 AM ^
"FUCKING TEAR G......!"
December 4th, 2011 at 8:37 AM ^
That makes me relish my ability to turn someones computer into a giant paperweight.
December 4th, 2011 at 8:54 AM ^
That's scary but if you could do it to that loser I think the world would appreciate it.
December 4th, 2011 at 9:02 AM ^
Just pick your tool of choice and fire it up. Im a big fan of Metasploit but SQLMAP would probably work best.
December 4th, 2011 at 8:46 AM ^
Not only did they not know how to handle the limited "success" they had the last 2 years, the REALLY don't know how to handle the fall.
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<br>Imagine how crazy they'll be next year with their shitty O-coordinator running a decimated offense that loses cousins, cunningham, martin, nichol and linthicum
December 4th, 2011 at 8:55 AM ^
should stay on the RCMB.
Troll all you like... but there is no win by bringing it here.
December 4th, 2011 at 9:04 AM ^
Amen.
December 4th, 2011 at 11:32 AM ^
Yeah, I agree. Plus, the general practice of using what a couple of fans say on a message board to represent an entire fan base seems weak. Would you really want everyone here - and on every other Michigan site - speaking for you as a Michigan fan?
December 4th, 2011 at 9:06 AM ^
The responses to this thread would make more sense if they hadn't beaten us. Sparty just had a better year than we did, and I for one am super jealous about them playing the first ever B1G championship. I know we are ranked ahead of them in the new polls, but they are a better team right now. I agree they will lose key players, and I agree that we are on the up while they might be on the decline. We don't know that for sure though, and people here are acting like MSU just went 3-9 or something. Let's wait 'till they suck to take a shit on them, please.
December 4th, 2011 at 9:17 AM ^
We're not trolling RCMB (or at least I'm not). But there is a measure of satisfaction to be derived from their great unhappiness, known as schadenfreude. The fact that our own situation is not quite ideal should not take away from our enjoyment at the less than ideal situations of others.
December 4th, 2011 at 9:46 AM ^
They are ABSOLUTELY NOT a better team than us right now. I had a bog discussion during that game last night about how shitty both those defenses looked. Michigan would've beaten either of those teams if we were on the field last night
December 4th, 2011 at 9:48 AM ^
big* not bog, lol
December 4th, 2011 at 9:17 AM ^
I know we are supposed to take joy in MSU's suffering, but this just dumb. I mean, what are the chances an MSU fan could really construct a whole paragraph of text without major grammatical errors?
December 4th, 2011 at 9:51 AM ^
We should celebrate the great season and be happy for the success of our team. Pride cometh before the fall. Aside from football, which there is a world out there after football, its great for the state of Michigan for both schools to do well like they did this season.
December 4th, 2011 at 9:58 AM ^
Is exactly the reason these gets get that fat rejection letter from Michigan. Then go to molester state university! What a sick demanded fukc
December 4th, 2011 at 10:01 AM ^
ESPN radio just reported that Dantonio said that his team would win in a taped interview.
FAIL.
December 4th, 2011 at 10:10 AM ^
Who was MSU playing in the taped interview?
December 4th, 2011 at 10:18 AM ^
Yawn.... Thanks for... yawn.... posting this.... yawn.
December 4th, 2011 at 11:15 AM ^
surprised they don't have a moderator immediately deleting that crap - that person should have their computer taken away - for starters
December 4th, 2011 at 11:20 AM ^
You'd have to set their servers on top of the sofa and then set the sofa ablaze after last night. That's the only way to moderate it now.
December 4th, 2011 at 11:43 AM ^
To be a regular on the site, and I'm guessing the moderators are getting to let it stand, just like Dantonio letting convicts play for him...so long as they make it to practice.
December 4th, 2011 at 12:55 PM ^
I don't know what's worse--the OP, or the fact that one of the five or so responders says "I was thinking the same thing". Furthermore, his justification of "We've talked about it, she's cool" is just mind blowing. If you're girlfriend is "cool" because she doesn't mind being sexually assaulted in her sleep, word to the wise: get a new girlfriend.
December 4th, 2011 at 1:08 PM ^
Internet message board jokes: SRZ BSNSS.
Seriously, I can't imagine the person was serious and why would you 1) Care 2) Post here?