New aOSU bracelets. "W.W.U.D.?"
Obviously, the giant painting in the locker room has not been enough of a reminder for buckeye players to behave like productive members of society, so Urban has created these bracelets. Event + Response = Outcome. SO, if you feel like doing something shady, you should look at your wrist and snap your 33 cent bracelet. Which makes you remember that not "Everybody murders."
I guess that these are the equivalent of a "W.W.U.D.?" ( What Would Urban Do?) model.
http://www.elevenwarriors.com/2013/07/24089/ohio-states-snazzy-new-brac…
This reminds me of a story. It's a little f'd up, so flame away if you must.
My mother fell and broke her hip about two years ago, and when I went to visit her in the hospital (she still lives in Michigan, and I live elsewhere) she was wearing one of those Power Balance (IIRC) bracelets. You could tell she'd been wearing it for a while, because it didn't appear new, if you know what I mean.
I had to laugh at her... That wrist bracelet didn't work out very well, did it, Mom?
She laughed too.
/csb
is the most pretentiously pseudo-sophisticated coach in all of college football. The C+ student you gave a B despite yourself.
Whoa whoa whoa...
That's a mighty lot of mathematical symbols and letters for people who "ain't come to play school." Pictures might be easier for Buckeye players to understand.
I think cartoons would be in order.
Maybe Six Zero can whip something up.
And we should take every opportunity to laugh at them.
I feel like these bracelets are just law enforcement tracking devices. These were probably made at the suggestion of the Columbus Police Department, in order to save time and man hours on all of their investigations.
"Why should we have to go to class if we came here to play FOOTBALL, we ain't come to play SCHOOL classes are POINTLESS"
To make it easier for Ohio players to understand
Ecstasy + Redheads = Officers