"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.
Mad. RIght. You would think since I live my life entirely through movie quotes, I could at least get them right.
Use scientific notation instead.
Went from happy to sad in denard speed! thanks, I was having a great day. Dick!!!!!!!!! Another reason why most people should think before they post. just bad. not funny!
I WANT TO SEE THE MOST
HAVE NO MERCY MGOBLOGGERS.
(IN ALL CAPS FOR EXTRA SERIOUSNESS)
-50 in 15 minutes. That's a pace of 200 per hour.
BiSB: What does Brian Cook look like?
BiSB: What college do you root for?
umfan323: What? What? Wh - ?
BiSB: "What" ain't no co I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
BiSB: English, cooler-pooper, do you speak it?
umfan323: Yes! Yes!
BiSB: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
BiSB: Describe what Brian Cook looks like!
BiSB: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you cooler-pooper, say what one more Goddamn time!
That is the largest neg total I have ever seen. Curious what the original title was but really good way to lose friends here.
Assuming it was Laquon Treadwell committed... followed by: jokes, jokes, everybody loves jokes.
While this guy clearly deserves his long sentence in Bolivia, I have to admit I laughed(though I didn't see the thread until after the title had been changed.
Same. People take recruiting to much to the brain in July.
The award for douche bag of the day goes to.......YOU!
Although I knew before I clicked that no good would come from the results....curiosity got the better of me!
I'm here for the neg bang.
My title was "Laquon Treadwell commits" ... Its ok I'll stay in Bolivia they have a sense of humor there
But not many people can understand their humor, because not many people speak Bolivian.
Not be a dick but...
Bolivian isn't a real language.
Not to be a dick but...
They didn't really send that guy to Bolivia.
While I still do hate you, that was a pretty good prank. I had my phone out ready to send a mass text to my friends., until I opened it up.
This isn't 2003. Geico jokes aren't funny.
Please stop sullying my good name.
The Year 2003
Pshh, Laquon doesn't even own a car.
Worst part is this prompted me to check his Twitter, and Treadwell seems to be having trouble finding his ticket to Gridiron King. What if that means he doesn't spend the weekend with Shane, and therefore loses interest in Michigan??????
Then he can come to the BBQ... and.... wait for it.... COMMIT!
I get jokes. And this one was pretty funny.
...and then there is what the OP did.
I'm sure you could remedy that:
Title: Coach Hoke abruptly retires...
Thread: Coach Hoke has decided to abruptly retire his favorite _______. FIll in the blank with your choice of object. Tie, pair of pants, etc. are all viable options.
Give it a try, I'm sure your point total will implode.
Done and done.
Come on people, it was funny. Don't be so serious.
Yeah, it was hilarious.....when people did it with Stefon Diggs, and E.J. Levenberry, and four or five times before that.....
If this kind of thing is your bag, you might try a career in stand-up.....I hear the crowd goes nuts when you tell them you just flew in from Chicago and boy are your arms tired.
Take my wife ... please.
I take my wife everywhere but she always finds her way home.
I love this crowd. Try the veal.
I'm a union delegate.
If this happened with other recruits I must've missed it somehow, first time I've seen a post like this.
Coach Hoke has decided to abruptly retire his favorite double finger point.
Let us never joke of such a thing!
I'm glad some people thought it was funny.
Hilarious. And original. And clever
Seems people take things far too seriously. The guy even tipped everyone off it was a joke by not saying Hello.
I got a nice lil email about losing my points that blows LMAO very nice of you guys
Those are automatically generated when points change. Same thing that happens when a comment gets deleted.
FWIW, most of your points will return in a month.
MgoBlogger: "Hi UMFan323....what's your real name?"
UMFan323: "My name is Face, Richard Face"
MgoBlogger: "So, is it ok if we call you Dick Face?"
UMFan323: "Most everybody I know does so yes"
Mr.[or Mrs. Umfan323] what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever [read]. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone [on MGoBlog] is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you [negative] points, and may [the natives of Bolivia] have mercy on your soul.
why are his points -999,999,997 and not -999,999,999?
And why are we discriminating against - 1 B? I think he's earned it...
to "raise" his total to -999,999,996
Why are they using their tub as storage ?
Seriously... the kid is just trying to take a bath. Cut him some slack.