According to a very reliable source Laquon Treadwell has committed to saving hundreds on his car insurance by switching to Geico !!!
[ED:BISB - I hate you, Trebek. BOO THIS MAN]
I hate you
This will not end well...
Heeyyyyyyyyy, what a minute. That's a JPG! That's not a GIF! You lied to me!
Lots of experience!
THIS GUY'S A PHONY!
It is a GIF! Just keep waiting!
Ya...this isn't going to last too long on here...
What a dick
Do I need to change the prescription in my glasses, or did he get a billion-point neg? I thought a million was the reverse "gold standard." That headline must have been a doozy.
Enjoy, Bolivian (to the tune of "Hello, Newman")
You owe me a pair of pants...
Nice knowing you.
You knew him / her?
I'm embarrassed for the fool.
RDT? That you?
Yea he's a double piece of fuck
Is your source THE PARTY ROOM by chance?
Yeah, you suck.
Okay, ur a d!ck.
This might also be useful.
and treadwell dosen't even pay his own car insurance, this has gotta be a hoax.
Lighten up people gosh it was a joke..Why so serious (in my Joker voice)
That is a lot of neg points!
It was that, or set him on a pike on London Bridge. But that's a lot of work. So uber-neg it is.
Remind me to not get on your bad side! I mean...It is almost Friday and you showed no mercy!
Captain Insane-o shows no mercy.
I have one in my garage. The ticket to London would be expensive considering the Olympics and all, but we could use the left over Kickstarter funds to send BiSB.
OMG he went to South Bolivia!
On the BAD side!
Roll Damn Tide just saw a plaid streak blow by him on his way to Bolivia.
Go fist yourself
What was the original title?
"LAQUON TREADWELL COMMITS!!!"
"Laquon Treadwell Commits"
EDIT: Just in case you could read the above post
"Laquon Treadwell comits!!!"
EDIT: Just in case you couldn't read the 2 above mine. shit.
Excitement to disappointment can only be compared to Fitz's reversed touchdown against Ohio. One minute singing Journey celebrating a 10 point lead....next minute praying as Gibbons lining up for a 40+ yd FG to only lead by 6. Hopefully the result will be the same.
so yeah it made me chuckle, but the funniest thing is your MGoPoint total. Need commas in there just to be able to read it.
Approaching negative 1 billion. I mean, I'm not even upset... I'm impressed!
Mad. RIght. You would think since I live my life entirely through movie quotes, I could at least get them right.
Use scientific notation instead.
Went from happy to sad in denard speed! thanks, I was having a great day. Dick!!!!!!!!! Another reason why most people should think before they post. just bad. not funny!
I WANT TO SEE THE MOST
HAVE NO MERCY MGOBLOGGERS.
(IN ALL CAPS FOR EXTRA SERIOUSNESS)
-50 in 15 minutes. That's a pace of 200 per hour.
BiSB: What does Brian Cook look like?
BiSB: What college do you root for?
umfan323: What? What? Wh - ?
BiSB: "What" ain't no co I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
BiSB: English, cooler-pooper, do you speak it?
umfan323: Yes! Yes!
BiSB: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
BiSB: Describe what Brian Cook looks like!
BiSB: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you cooler-pooper, say what one more Goddamn time!
That is the largest neg total I have ever seen. Curious what the original title was but really good way to lose friends here.
Assuming it was Laquon Treadwell committed... followed by: jokes, jokes, everybody loves jokes.
While this guy clearly deserves his long sentence in Bolivia, I have to admit I laughed(though I didn't see the thread until after the title had been changed.
Same. People take recruiting to much to the brain in July.
The award for douche bag of the day goes to.......YOU!
Although I knew before I clicked that no good would come from the results....curiosity got the better of me!
I'm here for the neg bang.
My title was "Laquon Treadwell commits" ... Its ok I'll stay in Bolivia they have a sense of humor there
But not many people can understand their humor, because not many people speak Bolivian.
Not be a dick but...
Bolivian isn't a real language.
Not to be a dick but...
They didn't really send that guy to Bolivia.
While I still do hate you, that was a pretty good prank. I had my phone out ready to send a mass text to my friends., until I opened it up.
This isn't 2003. Geico jokes aren't funny.
Please stop sullying my good name.
The Year 2003
Pshh, Laquon doesn't even own a car.
Worst part is this prompted me to check his Twitter, and Treadwell seems to be having trouble finding his ticket to Gridiron King. What if that means he doesn't spend the weekend with Shane, and therefore loses interest in Michigan??????
Then he can come to the BBQ... and.... wait for it.... COMMIT!
I get jokes. And this one was pretty funny.
...and then there is what the OP did.
I'm sure you could remedy that:
Title: Coach Hoke abruptly retires...
Thread: Coach Hoke has decided to abruptly retire his favorite _______. FIll in the blank with your choice of object. Tie, pair of pants, etc. are all viable options.
Give it a try, I'm sure your point total will implode.
Done and done.
Come on people, it was funny. Don't be so serious.
Yeah, it was hilarious.....when people did it with Stefon Diggs, and E.J. Levenberry, and four or five times before that.....
If this kind of thing is your bag, you might try a career in stand-up.....I hear the crowd goes nuts when you tell them you just flew in from Chicago and boy are your arms tired.
Take my wife ... please.
I take my wife everywhere but she always finds her way home.
I love this crowd. Try the veal.
I'm a union delegate.
If this happened with other recruits I must've missed it somehow, first time I've seen a post like this.
Coach Hoke has decided to abruptly retire his favorite double finger point.
Let us never joke of such a thing!
I'm glad some people thought it was funny.
Hilarious. And original. And clever
Seems people take things far too seriously. The guy even tipped everyone off it was a joke by not saying Hello.
I got a nice lil email about losing my points that blows LMAO very nice of you guys
Those are automatically generated when points change. Same thing that happens when a comment gets deleted.
FWIW, most of your points will return in a month.
MgoBlogger: "Hi UMFan323....what's your real name?"
UMFan323: "My name is Face, Richard Face"
MgoBlogger: "So, is it ok if we call you Dick Face?"
UMFan323: "Most everybody I know does so yes"
Mr.[or Mrs. Umfan323] what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever [read]. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone [on MGoBlog] is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you [negative] points, and may [the natives of Bolivia] have mercy on your soul.
why are his points -999,999,997 and not -999,999,999?
And why are we discriminating against - 1 B? I think he's earned it...
to "raise" his total to -999,999,996
Why are they using their tub as storage ?
Seriously... the kid is just trying to take a bath. Cut him some slack.
"Get the plunger!"
Good for Laquon. it isn't a good idea to be driving around without insurance, and the fact that he saved a lot of money is obviously a plus.
Oh wait, this was supposed to be a joke.
he got sent to the farthest corner of bolivia put in a discusting bathroom locked in and had the key broken off in the door...lol..welcome to your future with mgoblog
I stared at this for couple of minutes thinking it was a gif. Then I scrolled down and read the caption...quite fitting.
I'm here for the gangb... err the Neg Bang!!
I move that those who are Pos-Banging this thread should also be docked serious MGoPoints.
I went the other direction and gave you a point. Suck on that!
You will pay for this with your soul.
He made this thread, he obviously has minimal soul to work with anyway.
Next time I say "Let's go someplace like Bolivia," Let's Go someplace like Bolivia!
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid! Normally I don't dig older movies (born in 1980s), but this one was great!
This is apparently an historic thread so I feel I should post a response just to say I was a part of it.
-1,000,000,000 points! Wowza. Out of curiosity, what's that do to your karma rank?
What's the record for most negged post?
Yes sir! I NEG THEE!
If I could.
Negging is fun........WEEEEEEEEEEEE
This shit is unforgivable.
Nevermind me here...
What if this is WiaB/RDT trying to get back at us? Mind = Blown
I am curious. At what point, did you think this was actually a good idea?
I'm glad I logged on late enough to see the title as 'Neg This Post'. That's like a sign saying 'Free Beer' (or Ice Cream for the non-drinkers/underage). You know the minute you see it, only good things are about to happen.
We're gonna need a posbang thread to restore the MGoChi.
Can we lift the ban on the "you suck" chant for this one?
This is the best post I've seen on the MGoBoard in a long time. The Billion point neg is totally worth it. You sir have become an MGoLegend.
I hope you never make your way out of Bolivia. Ever.
Quality, affordable insurance is NOTHING to joke about.
Grow up, will you? Just grow up.
What's the max negative points possible? Does the software allow for exponents? It looks like there is room for only two more digits, which would theoretically allow for a max negative Bolivian score of -99,999,999,999. But I don't know if a score like that would drag the entire mgoblogosphere into Bolivian.
How does this thread still exist? Are we going for some kind of record?
That is hilarious I have not laughed that hard all week..
The forecast for La Paz, Bolivia for tomorrow:
High 59, rain/snow showers
Low 33, showers.
For once I can say that Bolivia is not nice this time of year.