ND: You Catholic Girls Start Much Too Late
Notre Dame's pursuit of football excellence is like that old stereotype of a prudish girl.
They want to feel the climax of a MNC but feel dirty for succumbing to the things necessary to achieve that goal.
Lou Holtz (lisp and all) was actually the last silver-tongued devil to talk ND out of her pants. First he buttered her up with all the flattery about her morals and traditions and how special she was. Then he wispered in her ear "We really need some Prop 48 kids. C'mon it'll only hurt for a few seconds."
So she relented, and Tony Rice arrived in South Bend.
Then, in the shadows of the glare cast by the Catholics vs Convicts charade, Lou quietly allowed anabolic steroids through the door. "What are you talking about baby?" he purred. "I don't know what you're talking about! It wasn't me."
And so ND found themselves with a MNC, and they got there about the same way everyone else does it. They aren't special. They just think they are.
December 1st, 2009 at 5:41 PM ^
...what? I feel dirty after reading that...
December 1st, 2009 at 6:15 PM ^
my mind feels like it got raped.
Raped by Lou Holtz's whispers
December 1st, 2009 at 7:07 PM ^
Warren Cuccurullo?
December 1st, 2009 at 7:09 PM ^
Cleveland says, "that's nasty."
December 1st, 2009 at 7:36 PM ^
Imagine every woman within 10 feet of Dr. Lou in a wet T-Shirt from all his lisp spiddle as he tells them, "It will only go down if you touch it."
December 1st, 2009 at 7:54 PM ^
Time to bleach my imagination.
Thanks, jerk.
December 1st, 2009 at 9:28 PM ^
lol, is there something wrong with you?
December 1st, 2009 at 9:34 PM ^
That was great! LOL!
December 5th, 2009 at 9:32 AM ^
hold steady or billy joel?
December 5th, 2009 at 10:50 AM ^
AWESOME THIRTIETH NOTRE DAME POST DUDE!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKS FOR SHARING!!! SWEET THREAD!!!