"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."

Petway nails threes to death metal. Seriously.

Career-enders coming fast and furious.

unfortunate break for Boilers

especially not you, Adam Jacobi

The NCAA's 90% claim debunked.

"Are yiz ... are yiz Davie Corner?" he asked disbelievingly. Corner confirmed he was. The man dropped the sword and offered his hands to be cuffed.