So, I've been thinking about something for a while, and this post on EDSBS just confirmed it.
EA isn't making bad football games with their NCAA lineup. They're not sports games at all! They're TBS games with a football mini-game included! Why, all you need is some darnkess and a Grue and you've got Zork IV - Coach's Oddesy!
You are standing in your office in the Spartan Athletic Complex. There is a telephone here.
What do you want to do with the telephone?
>Call In-State Recruit
You call an in-state recruit. His response is very dark. You are likely to be eaten by a Hoke.
You are holding a fall practice at Kinnick Stadium. There is a team here. There is a bench here.
>Look at Bench
You see a playbook.
You see three plays . Run Middle, Run Outside, Pass Deep
What play do you want to call?
You cleave the Running Back with a thundrous blow! The Running Back is defeated!
You are sleeping at home on a Saturday night at 3 AM. Your cellphone rings.
What do you want to throw the phone at?
You can't throw that far.
You answer the phone and discover that your starting Middle Linebacker has just been arrested for DWI. What do you want to do?
>Consult depth chart
There is no depth chart.
How long do you want the indefinite suspension to last?
You issue a suspension through Friday. Tommorow's headlines will read, "Coach Meyer comes down hard on another one."
You gain Devil Horns.
Seriously, though, I nearly stopped playing NCAA because I got tired of some of the bull. Just let me play football!