Hilarious stuff. Also, does a good job of hammering home what oversigning really means. It's interesting to see it from a different perspective, even if it is satire.
Mzone: 'Bama "grayshirts" new OC after oversigning coaches
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...the crying wife and kids on the front lawn of their Tuscaloosa home they can no longer afford. Great stuff.
Had me going for a few paragraphs....
Damn, I can't upvote this twice.
Can't he sue Bama or saben for breach of contract? I mean you would think that the coach had to sign something before quitting and moving across country. I would be major Sue happy
... It is satire. the "ass-fuck" quote didn't tip you off?
Oh god, whoosh.
Major Sue got promoted to Lt. Colonel the other day....
Had me going until "pinky swear". lol.