Hilarious stuff. Also, does a good job of hammering home what oversigning really means. It's interesting to see it from a different perspective, even if it is satire.
"He's a hard worker, and he watched me and Tim (Hardaway Jr.) and Nik (Stauksas) put work in to become (first-round picks), and I'm just happy he's getting better," Burke said. "It's great for the program, too. It shows what type of program the University of Michigan is and the direction it continues to go in."