Tussin and Jet's Bread
You know what's good for a stomach ache?
When you lick my butthole.
Well that escalated quickly.
Quit drinking and go to bed.
A burrito in your chalupa?
Snap
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TUM....TUM TUM TUM...........
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TUMS!!!!!!!
Isn't Tum-tum that Lourawls guy from Sparty?
won't help.
what is cheap peebs?
Pee bee arrgh
For someone named Frito Bandito, you have a weak stomach.
Shit, Honkey. I got served crickets on my torta from the taco truck last Saturday and didn't panic or shit my pants. I've got a golden stomach made for kings and bad ass motherfuckers. You best recognize.
I love Chinese and PBR, but I would never mix the two. Those two don't go together like gremlins and water.
I was really confused, as my nickname is Peebs, and I don't think I'm *that* cheap.
Plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is.
Word, homie.
Word to the wise... don't take Alka-Seltzer too liberally like I did. I love the stuff, but my GI thinks it was the main culprit in a recent bleeding ulcer that caused me to lose 60% of my blood volume in less than 24 hours... there are better/safer alternatives, ie Pepto or an acid blocker like Zantac
Take an swig of your ol grand pappys cough syrup.
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Whisky and honey. Then more whisky.
Vernors is all sugar these days. Skip it. Get something with actual ginger in it. perhaps ginger lemon tea.
Agreed. Vernors was so good when it was less sugary. Anything with actual ginger works
This!
I wrote the company not too long ago... asking them to return to the old days and/or use stevia (instead of chemical sweeteners). Haven't heard back yet.
Vernors these days is nothing but yellow corn syrup water. Yuk.
Yeah. I get the real brewed stuff that has lots of floaties. It's great. In a pinch Schwepps is pretty okay.
Go with ginger beer...and then some vodka, lime juice and put in a copper mug for good measure and you'll be fine in the AM.
With a Taco Bell chaser. That'll clear ya out.
finish it with some white castle sliders
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Just quit being a pussy. What are you 6?
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More like 8. Ask your mom.
I'll take one of each of the following videos...whispers on the wind....my pipes need ckeaninh
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No happy scrappy hero pup?
I've found amputation of my manhood usually cures a stomachache.
That seems emasculating.
Po Chai Pills, traditional Chinese herbal medicine, always work for me.
That or some three penis wine.
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I trust these a negative percent.
I don't know why, but that was magnificently hilarious.
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Skepticism is good, but these actually work. It's not a stretch to accept that over thousands of years, Chinese herbalists figured out how to cure an upset stomach. In far less time, Western medicine figured out how to make a Thalidomide baby.
I'm with this dude... A western doc wanted to operate on me and retract part of my large intestine. At the advice of a friend, I went to her Chinese doc for a second opinion. Herbs and acupuncture cleared the problem up. Been symptom free for 3 years now. I'm convinced.
On sale at Amazon
Herbal remedies
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a little wake up juice...
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Solution? Work it out with a pencil.
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Sew it up.