Yes, I'm shouting, and I'll take the negs. My roommate Todd McAllister is the laziest Bastard of all time. He hasn't moved from the couch in more than a week, ever since the Olympics started. How about doing some dishes, Todd?!
My other roommate, Jim Collins, is just about as lazy, but at least he got a job at Cinnabon.
These losers watch TV 16-17 hours per day (and still manage to find a way to surf Mgoblog for a few hours per day). I'm so sick of them and hope to be there when they get evicted for not paying their end of the rent.
So now that I'm done freaking out, I've been the only one out of the house since the Olympics started. Time to find new roommates. Anyone looking for a place on Michigan Ave?
EDIT: A big thanks to all of the Mgoblog community for the support. I actually just realized that I'm married and haven't lived with those guys for 9 years. I appreciate you being there for me during that flashback.