My response to my Spartan friend
So a friend of mine posted the following picture on Facebook
With the caption "Better tie those laces, Biotch"
Ok. Have team spirit, its cool. I respond with "You are just mad because MSU players get their shoelaces taken when they go to jail".
True Story.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:41 PM ^
Cool story, bro.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:43 PM ^
Been looking for a post where I could respond this way to. Thanks for making a dream come true.
September 18th, 2010 at 11:55 AM ^
I must respectfully disagree. The post is extremely flawed, but the length isn't the problem.
The "Cool story, bro" comment hit the nail on the head.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:46 PM ^
Omameh will a pancake out of him like he did Te'o. No worries.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:49 PM ^
+1, I'll be watching for Omameh to give Jones a taste of the Te'ownage.
September 17th, 2010 at 10:46 PM ^
Those types of people don't even need to be responded to
September 18th, 2010 at 12:03 AM ^
Save for a swift kick to the scrotum.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:00 PM ^
Nice. I always stick to...
"MSU Football. Rebuilding since 1967."
But two wins in row over the worst Michigan teams in school history (for the first time since the Lyndon Johnson administration) is probably all they care about right now.
September 18th, 2010 at 7:54 AM ^
September 17th, 2010 at 11:01 PM ^
Yeah, he'll care when he dives at Robinson's feet and, in his ill fated attempt, gets whipped in the eye by the very laces of which he does not care. Remember, shoelaces have that hard plastic stuff on the tips of them. Ouch.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:08 PM ^
on the ends.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:11 PM ^
Jinglezongers. See, I can make up words too.
In all seriousness, good vocab, I never knew it was an aglet. Though I must say, I will still probably refer to it as that hard plastic stuff.
September 18th, 2010 at 2:52 AM ^
phineas and ferb reference? if so, well played.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:02 PM ^
Greg Jones is not Te'o and there's a lot less talent around him. State's defense is in trouble.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^
September 17th, 2010 at 11:11 PM ^
Who is Greg Jones? lol exactlyyy
September 17th, 2010 at 11:13 PM ^
It's true that Jones doesn't care that Denard's shoes are untied, he's too busy crying himself to sleep over the dilithium.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:13 PM ^
Is to beat them silly and bloody this year. If UM can do that then all will be right in the universe
September 18th, 2010 at 1:21 AM ^
I hope RichRod gets a big lead and keeps pouring it on. Make sure they know who the big brother is. Then what will their countdown clock be? Probably counting down until Denard graduates.
September 18th, 2010 at 3:18 AM ^
Then that will be followed by a countdown until Devin graduates.
September 18th, 2010 at 8:04 AM ^
Word. I hope he keeps his foot on the accelerator until the clock runs out.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:14 PM ^
I bet he's so embarrased that he started rooted for Michigan instead.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:17 PM ^
He likely didn't get it.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:17 PM ^
The only reason Greg Jones doesn't care if your shoelaces are untied is because all he really cares about is what dorm you live in and when he and his spartan posse can beat you up.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:32 PM ^
If there is any game this season that I would like to see Michigan take at team to school, it would be against sparty. I hope RR pours it on and we win 70-13. I have to work with a Spartan fan and I'm sick of how he's been ripping on our team over the past couple years. Well I hope the Spartan fans had their fun. It's time for the universe to return to it's normal state to where Michigan should only worry about OSU!
September 17th, 2010 at 11:46 PM ^
...MSU looks like films of 1960's football. I think that counts as slow.
September 17th, 2010 at 11:56 PM ^
COOOOOOL AWEZOME STORY BRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!1!!1!!!!!!!!!
September 18th, 2010 at 2:29 AM ^
University of Florida 27 players arrested in the last 6 years
Michigan State University 14 players arrested last year.
I think that says it all.
September 18th, 2010 at 3:10 AM ^
When you are friends with Spartan fans, and you value the friendship, just rememeber that the freindship is more important than his/her comprehension of rational thought.
It's OK even to patronize them sometimes (Don't worry...they won't realize you are patronizing them), if the need arises.
September 18th, 2010 at 7:47 AM ^
September 18th, 2010 at 9:43 AM ^
Yeah there is a sort of loving and understanding hand feel to these relationships. Like running a day care operation in many ways.
September 18th, 2010 at 6:22 AM ^
Show him the video of Mike Hart breaking Greg Jones ankles in 2007.
September 18th, 2010 at 9:21 AM ^
Poor Sparty. Never quite gets around to actually focusing on the state of their own team and program. Makes it way easier on the school, AD, and coach to keep talking about tomorrow instead of actually delievering today.
Like the one poster said "rebuilding since 1967"
September 18th, 2010 at 9:28 AM ^
Michigan fans are probably not known for their sharp wit.
Really? Another jail reference?
September 18th, 2010 at 3:26 PM ^
Let me guess, when you mentioned jail, he mentioned Cissoko and prison. Why would you get into an argument like that?