The Much-Hyped Tampa II Bowl

Submitted by LSAClassOf2000 on

For anyone who needs a football game tonight and is forced to settle with this one. Florida International versus Marshall....yeah, I know....Thundering Herd and Panthers. It's a natural combination. 

Incidentally, Craig James was supposed to do this game, but his run  for the Senate has intervened, I believe...or finding more hookers to kill. It's one of these. 

ADDENDUM: Thanks for the title edit, mod gods. Apologies for the  length. 

Jeff

December 20th, 2011 at 8:14 PM ^

Who cares if there are .500 teams (or even 6-7 teams) playing in bowl games?  After this game there are only 31 college football games left until September 2012!

31 games!

I say let every team play in a bowl game.  Hell, let every team play in 3 bowl games.  Extend the season through March.  I need my fix of college football longer.

Maximinus Thrax

December 20th, 2011 at 9:17 PM ^

The food is vile.  I was forced to eat there by a business acquaintance who loved the place.  It had absolutely nothing that would have distinguished itself from any other sporty casual dining food chain.  Every one that I have seen seems to be located in a downmarket strip mall.  I felt pity for the people who worked there.  There were very few items on their menu that were not fried golden brown and served with some sort of dipping sauce.  I apologize to any MGoBlog readers for whom Beef O'Bradys represents the apotheosis of early 21st century culinary culture. 

BlueDragon

December 21st, 2011 at 1:54 AM ^

have come at the TGIFs, the Applebees, the Ruby Tuesdays of the world. Where else would I go for casual dining at an affordable price, where I could spend time with the fam and catch up on the game? But now my memories of the fine American cuisine and courteous service are forever tainted. Thanks. Thanks a lot.

LSAClassOf2000

December 20th, 2011 at 8:52 PM ^

Is FIU's defense about a play behind Marshall? If these teams would sync their playbooks, this could be an epic defensive struggle.....well, no, maybe that's not true either. 

Hogeboon20

December 20th, 2011 at 9:36 PM ^

While watching this game, I noticed that Iowa's Marcus Colette is suspended for the bowl game against Oklahoma. Not to be too mean, but is this a natural occurrence for Iowa RBs

MaizeAndBlueWahoo

December 20th, 2011 at 11:15 PM ^

This has to be the worst game ever played.  Tons of stupid penalties, fumbles, two mediocre crappy football teams that nobody cares about, totally inept offenses, and played in a baseball stadium where the paint is coming off the grass (and it's the shittiest hole in all of MLB) and sponsored by a lame restaurant chain whose food doesn't even look good in the ads.  I cannot take my eyes off this piece of shit train wreck of a football game.

Anonymosity

December 20th, 2011 at 11:33 PM ^

Who knew that the U in FIU stands for "High School" and the F stands for "JV"?  I wonder what the I stands for?

I'm irrationally angry because my pick 'em is pretty much shot after putting high confidence in USU, SDSU, and FIU.  I guess in the world of the shitty conferences, 7 point spreads actually mean "coinflip, but with more fumbles."

WolverineLake

December 20th, 2011 at 11:37 PM ^

  Did they really get into a fight there at the end?  Hilarious.

 

  And that final 4th & 5 TD was nuts.  No one expects that they go for the TD.

 

  I really can't wait for some real football games again.  That was like a high school game, except with higher quality equipment.

Tater

December 21st, 2011 at 12:13 AM ^

I live three miles from the stadium and got a fourth row seat on the thirty for $10 on the street before the game, so I decided to go.  The quick take:  Marshall had the better athletes, and it was only a matter of time before they finally won.  

 This was the least entertaining game I have seen, but it was cool to watch a bowl game for $10.  A few notes:

Both schools had a few chunky cheerleaders.

Pioneer High's band is better than FIU's, but the white shirt, khaki pants, and Cuban hats looked pretty cool.  

Tyson Gale for Marshall looks like he could be a fine defensive coach someday.  He is too slow for the NFL, but played a very nice game and was around the ball a lot.  He looked like a coach on the field.

FIU "traveled" well to the game, with a lot of fans in the upper deck.  

The Under Armour game is also there, and will probably be better.  Tickets are $18 general admission.  I am betting I can get in for $10 again.